Chaptor is literally dying from no new good memes being formed
Look deep into your heart, wait for the right moment and make a new meme to sustain you for 2017.
We've literally had none this year. Worst year.
No bravery to create new memes, scared of not being accepted.
Welcome back and goodbyeI missed your posts
>George Romero died
Rest in peace ;_; I hope Gene Simmons kicks it soon>>393252
YOU DON'T GET TO BRING FRIENDS
To be fair, it's not like anything was happening here. I'm pretty sure if we did more stuff people would have sticked around.
But I'm also pretty sure if we didn't shit on the spazzes then they would have stayed as well.
OC material was an absolute non-priority in this chan.
My kids will never be able to shit post on here and meet their loved ones like I did.
Love comes in a variety of levels.
From a 1-10 I give you 11! HOORAY! <333333333333333333
I'm really gonna miss you guys though
Good luck being a cop.
Be sure to arrest me when I get high off heroine and go out by suicide by police.
>>393349>Everyone is getting a life
I beg to differ. We're all just sustaining ourselves to continue shitposting with Internet access.
I'd agree on the second point, prolly not the first. I dunno, really isn't a lot of point to posting on the site when the discord is as convenient as it is.
Fun while it lasted I guess, but at least now we can all wake up from the fever dream and find out the world isn't actually real and we've been hooked up the matrix this whole time
>>393353>Not going out and benching cars
no its 11:20 fuck u
i have to stay up and reminisce about wasting years of my life on this website
wanna be a babysitter
sure thing, jabroni.
>grandma back in hospital
I am sad.
Oh no, I hope she gets better, sweetie.
I hope you're visiting her for support.
Far away. We had plans to visit later this year. Idk what will end up happening. I'll go with my mom if she goes and i get invited i guess.
my son turns 2 in 10 days
who wants to buy him presents :DDDDDD
sorry wolf can't pay you he is a toddler>>393681
i didn't even know you then stfu
If I was serious I would have posted his birthday list lel
Also no he's terrified of robots I'm not a mean mother>>393685
My birthday present was me reading that story to you
Ahhhhh, that's so cute!
Id get him a superhero plush toy, but Im no where near. RIP.
I'd buy a gift, but (1) I wouldn't know where to mail it and (2) I don't know what he would like.
Oh well, shikata ga nai.
Wonder Woman was great
I cried a little when Steve died
But he didn't die to either of those?
You haven't seen the movie, have you?
That was less than 3 years ago bully>>393689
If anyone was actually serious I would put together an amazon list but I know people don't really know him or have the money for it lol>>393688
Too bad, he would appreciate it a lot. He likes presents lol>>393693
You already got him 2 shirts smh
So you spoiled him enough. >>393719
I'm still angry that's over. I enjoyed watching that :(
>>393717>>393721>If anyone was actually serious I would put together an amazon list but I know people don't really know him or have the money for it lol
Do it, I'll buy him a present. I have spare money, and the the Amazon list would solve both of the problems identified in >>393689
Lets make our own
I'll make one called a 1000 ways to cry
Executive Producer Toilet "Feel" chan
i'll think about it… :T
So like I made a wishlist but I don't want to burden people with getting him something so I can't bring myself to sharing it lol
i dont know… it just feels weird like. @_@ ppl buying him gifts like i need to repay them.
also thanks for reminding me! i need to take pictures of my new chickens and my old ones. i haven't in forever
>>393950>ppl buying him gifts like i need to repay them
That's not how gifts work
>giving /ef/ your address
Yeah, I'm aware>>394106
Thought this was Gordon
Was going to respond seriously for a sec
But then I realized it was just you
That's the part I don't know how to do in settings ??
>>394129>That's the part I don't know how to do in settings ??
It turns out that you don't need to configure anything:https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=hp_left_v4_sib?ie=UTF8&nodeId=201936670
"Gift givers will only see the name, city and state of the shipping address you select unless the List is marked as for an organization."
I would share to efchan but tbh I don't want people to know what city I live in lol
PENNSYLVANIA FOR 500, ALEX
no but i would move there tbh
>>394470 Bluntsylvannia then. Dude weed lm
Youd want every user on a straight line to work so you have a decent excuse to stop, raid their booze and drink your pains away with good friends.
Get a visa and hop over to Japan. Happy Hours are a must in their social-business hierarchies.
you're never going to guess what it is so i would recommend giving up lol. only Gordon knows where I live
You think Chef Ramsay would give it to me if I asked politely enough?
Ima send 100 smol finches your way.>>394480
No one's ever gonna match up to the guy who drinks the ambrosia of meads every Friday Night.
So enjoy what they have instead.
>>394507>If I pass the oral test,
Well you have a lot of experience with oral so you should do fine.
Same can go for food.
Only reason why I miss my job at noodles and company. I knew how to make my own food exactly how I liked it
I need the source to that music
What a crummy way to send off an old friend.
Not even a single hug. Rude dude.
That really sucks, sorry for your loss
Poor baby, I hope your fond memories last forever.
My condolences man, it's rough going losing someone like that.
wen day is dark alway rember happy day
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
He went out the best way possible. It's all I could ask for. Or at least it's all I should ask for. It was just so sudden. He was up and walking around, talking, cooking, cleaning all just fine. Then suddenly the next morning he's gone.
5 of the things I begged the world to give me in his final hours
1.He's at home
2.He passes in his sleep
3. He's still able to cook and clean for himself
4. I get to see him before he goes
5. He dies with dignity.
Ever since I was at the VA and saw the old guy in the room next to my gramps when he had a TIA, I saw a broken old man in a near vegetative state with barely any quality of life and no dignity to him. I was terrified gramps would become that.
But he never did. He was still able to smile and laugh heartily.
I think about that night, and wonder if I had acted differently when he mentioned his stomach pains, could I have saved him.
But I know that the answer was no. Had I done that, his biggest fear would've came true, and I'll always be thankful that I didn't. Because his time of death was no more than an hour after I said goodnight to him.