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 No.393232[View All]

Well everyone, it's been a blast on here.
And just as I'm leaving for Frontier Airlines to become a flight attendant in a couple weeks.

Looks like I'm finally living up to a part of my name and taking my career to the sky. I haven't even been on here nearly as often anymore. So while it'll be a bummer to see it go, least I was around from the beginning to the end.
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 No.394478

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>>394477
Most of the people I'd be willing to visit don't seem to drink, or have bad taste.

 No.394479

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>>394478
Not everyone has a keg for a stomach and a liver more efficient than a hydrodam.

 No.394480

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 No.394481

>>394477
you're never going to guess what it is so i would recommend giving up lol. only Gordon knows where I live

 No.394482

>>394481
You think Chef Ramsay would give it to me if I asked politely enough?
Ima send 100 smol finches your way.

>>394480
No one's ever gonna match up to the guy who drinks the ambrosia of meads every Friday Night.
So enjoy what they have instead.

 No.394485

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 No.394492

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>listening to radiohead

 No.394507

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Tomorrow I leave for Denver Colorado.
Monday I start my training and take my entrance tests. If I pass the oral test, I'll have a high chance of completing the training.

If I don't…. well I'll probably end up shutting myself out for awhile.

No stress

 No.394513

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>>394507
Yep, let me know.

 No.394516

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>>394507
Good luck, my little Sweet Heart!

 No.394517

>>394507
>If I pass the oral test,
Well you have a lot of experience with oral so you should do fine.

 No.394731

File: f647ymrn33eo.png (62.22 KB, 289x194, rk9.png)

>Customer gives me 40 bucks as a tip for helping mitigate his house
>"I can't yadda yadda already get paid blah blah"
>Customer puts the dosh on my clipboard shakes my hand and walks away before I can give it back
>Well whatever
>Go to gas station and get scratchoffs, because if they want to throw away their money I'll do the same
>Win 500 dollarydoos

Alright.

 No.394732

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>>394731
Well, in terms of money laundering, those bills are clean and you no longer have that tip money

 No.394733

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>>394732
I'll buy some alcohol I guess.

 No.394734

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>>394733
Before I left, I decided to go to the bar across the street from my hotel and get a drink or two. Had a couple Royal blue martinis. They were exactly what I was expecting, however it's making me wish I would build my own bar. Far too expensive for my blood.

 No.394735

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>>394734
Nah man, shit's easy.

 No.394736

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>>394735
He did one thing in the martini I didn't care for. It gave it some type of texture in the drink, think it was shreds of lime. I prefer to keep my lime in the rim

 No.394737

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>>394736
Best drinks are the ones you make yourself, after all.

 No.394738

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>>394737
Same can go for food.
Only reason why I miss my job at noodles and company. I knew how to make my own food exactly how I liked it

 No.394739

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>>394738
I don't cook as much as I used to. What with the job and all my portions being massive.

 No.394744

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 No.394760

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>Connecting again with my best friend
>have a little emotional moment together
>hearing "I love you too" from her
>"if it means anything, I'm glad you're back in town"
>it actually does
It's the little things in life that can really bring you around. All it takes is that special person in your life to say the right words

 No.394761

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>>394760
Good for you.

 No.394779

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>>394760
>slapped a cow in the face.

 No.394780

>>394779
I need the source to that music

 No.394781

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 No.394782

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>>394781
You've earned one dicking

 No.394783

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>>394782
Eh? I just wanted to help, Sky.

 No.394784

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>>394783
and it's very well appreciated

 No.394785

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>>394784
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
What a crummy way to send off an old friend.
Not even a single hug. Rude dude.

 No.394788

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>>394785
You're getting dicked.

 No.394803

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My gramps passed away last night in his sleep.

I had been by that man's side for almost my entire life. And now he's gone…

 No.394804

>>394803
Condolences.

 No.394806

>>394803
That really sucks, sorry for your loss

 No.394807

>>394803
Poor baby, I hope your fond memories last forever.

 No.394811

>>394803
My condolences man, it's rough going losing someone like that.

 No.394813

>>394803
wen day is dark alway rember happy day
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

 No.394818

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>wake up in the morning
>I can't hear the tv in the living room
>I walk out, the lights are dark
>I go into the living room, there's no one there
>no old man to happily greet me and say "hey you're up early"
>no old man jumping out of his chair to help make breakfast for me
>no plans for having me take him to the store
>I stand in the kitchen and put the bread in the toaster
>completely lose it
>go outside to console to my mom
>after a while, get ready to head back downstairs
>I freeze at the top
>staring down into what felt like an abyss of depression
>I break down and can't bring myself to go down to my room

It's so much more lonely down here. My mom and dad live upstairs, but I lived down here with him. Now I'm all alone in this basement.

No old man to constantly nag about people's laundry
No old man to annoyingly remind me of things I'm already aware of
No old man to look after
No old man to look after me
No old man

 No.394819

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 No.394829

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>kid I know wants me to help him to fix a power washer and install coilovers on his next car
mentor time.
at least I'll die knowing I passed my wisdom onto the next generation even though said wisdom can be found on YouTube and internalized within a few months max

 No.394851

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>going through all of my grandpa's files
>gold mixed with garbage
>take dad's phone and record the voicemail my gramps left for him
>download file, copy and paste it everywhere I can so I never lose it.
>listening to his voice over and over so I can't forget it

Grieving sucks and I hate it. Immortality when?

 No.394852

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>>394851
I can think of no worse fate than a life lived too long.

 No.394853

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>>394852
He went out the best way possible. It's all I could ask for. Or at least it's all I should ask for. It was just so sudden. He was up and walking around, talking, cooking, cleaning all just fine. Then suddenly the next morning he's gone.

5 of the things I begged the world to give me in his final hours

1.He's at home
2.He passes in his sleep
3. He's still able to cook and clean for himself
4. I get to see him before he goes
5. He dies with dignity.

Ever since I was at the VA and saw the old guy in the room next to my gramps when he had a TIA, I saw a broken old man in a near vegetative state with barely any quality of life and no dignity to him. I was terrified gramps would become that.

But he never did. He was still able to smile and laugh heartily.

I think about that night, and wonder if I had acted differently when he mentioned his stomach pains, could I have saved him.

But I know that the answer was no. Had I done that, his biggest fear would've came true, and I'll always be thankful that I didn't. Because his time of death was no more than an hour after I said goodnight to him.

 No.394854

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>>394853
Hm hm.

 No.394855

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Just bottled 5 gallons of beer.

Going to do it again tomorrow. Don't think I have enough bottles now.

 No.394857

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>>394855
If you drink the beer you'll have more bottles!

 No.394858

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>>394857
Can't, beer won't be ready to drink for another 2 weeks.

 No.394859

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R.i.p. Victoria :(
You were my first chicken ever and a good chicken. Very sad it had to be this way :/:/

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