You ride the cock
Most Americans can't differentiate other types of Asians from Chinese.
Chinese are communist.
Don't date a communist.
Being fat is beyond fucking awful and I don't recommend it at all. I'm trying to lose weight but fuck me I need better willpower.
That and nobody cares about personality if you're willing to act like someone people find attractive.
Nice relationship advice.
How many women have you been with again?
Would have more but this town lacks any sort of social-ness. Though plenty of idiots would say otherwise.
This place is a fucking shithole.
This place is awful for a lot more reasons than that.
>>391834>Over 7 billion people have the same mentality
Yeah, kill yourself.
Also Teddy thinks you're my "Daddy".
Its time to eat ass
I mean, that would explain why literally no one will fuck you.
Ted thinks a lot of things. Really he's just happy I'm talking about him.
I did, once, the best result I got was "Does that means your dick is small? lol"
It's not the best plan, I tell ya.
So tell them it's the opposite and slap them with it.
Jesus it's like it's amateur hour in here.
It's time to kick gum and chew ass.
And I'm all out of ass.
I agree, results may vary according to the current location.
However I am still under heavy surveilance and judgement.
>>391841>Ted thinks a lot of things
It'd be weird if I didn't!
Also, nuh. If I wanted Tracer to tickle my earholes Id had added him on Steam/Discord/Facebook/ChristianDating.com etc.
I date productive members of society, tyvm.
Nows not the time to dicuss your weird sexual fantasies.
Nah, he said it himself. He's just that gay.
You on the other hand are in the closet ya fag.
You'll send him to his treehouse you both built as father and son ❤>>391885
There are wild horses. Go tame one you PUSSI
He's actually trying to get a job. And I know it's a job that you'll get paid a decent amount. So he'll actually pay his rent.
You're a freeloading sack of meat.>>391887
And you'll watch from the kitchen, mom.
>>391889>Not denying it
Like you could jump high enough to hit me.
Nice try, Mao. There will be no great leap forward here.>>391893
Do not bully a mom.
I'll do it for him.
Bam, Chaptor does it preemptively.
Now go ahead and make more a fool of yourself for my pleasure.
And with that I won't even bother answering.
I guess one of TC's chickens is going to have to die then.
Why are you?
Regardless, it's better than forcing myself to refer to you directly.
Nice edit, aand… no.
I'm Yuri, not Mao.
You see, I'm a different sort of asian.
Better than Steam Twist.
Well, nearly anything
is better but not quite as entertaining
as watch a bunch of angry internet people with way too much free time beating down some autist man.
Or just a retarded and very persistant man pretending to have autism
Who's public enemy 1?>>391929
Are you a pretty Asian?
Let me put this way:
Asians are not pretty.
Wrong! I have jerked it to many pretty Asian girls in the past.
And proud of it!
Show me your hips.>>391942
Guys are acceptable too.
Sweet is available.
Like a rabid dog being muffled, maybe.
Just don't take it so personal and don't kill pet chickens.
BACK OFF BITCH HE'S MINE!>>391945
hey bby wanna cyber?
I meant SHIT you idiot.
Nuh-uh, sweetie. Anyone would be genuinely curious about public enemy #1.
Maybe I can help catch them.>>391961>>391962
What a gentleman! Very polite indeed, however I shall refuse.
But I'll give you the privilege of shutting your whore mouth before any further damage can be done.>>391972