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 No.391812[Last 50 Posts]

>tfw asian but bitches ain't all over your cock


You ride the cock


Most Americans can't differentiate other types of Asians from Chinese.
Chinese are communist.
That's bad.
Don't date a communist.


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I'm not chinese though?


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>tfw white but asian bitches ain't all over your cock


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Well yeah, because you're fat, and overall a terrible person.


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Have you tried going up to women saying "I'm Asian, you know."?


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Being fat is beyond fucking awful and I don't recommend it at all. I'm trying to lose weight but fuck me I need better willpower.
That and nobody cares about personality if you're willing to act like someone people find attractive.


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Nice relationship advice.

How many women have you been with again?


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Would have more but this town lacks any sort of social-ness. Though plenty of idiots would say otherwise.
This place is a fucking shithole.


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>Girls won't come to me and fuck me, man this place is awful


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Yes, and?
This place is awful for a lot more reasons than that.


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Welcome to the World buddy, you're quite in your right to fuck off if you don't like it.


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I wasn't referring to the fucking world. Just this shitty town and everyone like it.


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Yeah, the rest of the world sucks too, and you'll never score.


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>Over 7 billion people have the same mentality
Yeah, kill yourself.
Also Teddy thinks you're my "Daddy".


Its time to eat ass


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Is that really relevant, Mercy?


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Nope. I just wanted to gross him out.


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I mean, that would explain why literally no one will fuck you.

Ted thinks a lot of things. Really he's just happy I'm talking about him.


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I did, once, the best result I got was "Does that means your dick is small? lol"

It's not the best plan, I tell ya.


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So tell them it's the opposite and slap them with it.

Jesus it's like it's amateur hour in here.


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It's time to kick gum and chew ass.
And I'm all out of ass.


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I am pretty sure it might be socially unnaceptable to unzip your pants and slap people with your dick whilist aswell in a densely populated envrioment where… well.. people can see your dick and the slapping.


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>Socially acceptable


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I agree, results may vary according to the current location.
However I am still under heavy surveilance and judgement.


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Then show them in private, whatever.


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My point entirely.


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What, you can't get them with "I'm Asian and have a disproportionately large penis, want to see in private?" Your point is that you're not trying?


>Ted thinks a lot of things
It'd be weird if I didn't!

Also, nuh. If I wanted Tracer to tickle my earholes Id had added him on Steam/Discord/Facebook/ChristianDating.com etc.


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>not farmers only


I date productive members of society, tyvm.


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Ah, dating others who aren't like you.


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I can't be a housewife without practice.


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I'm sure your knees are trained enough.


Nows not the time to dicuss your weird sexual fantasies.


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Whatever you say Mom.


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>tfw cock but asians aint all over your bitches


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>Teddy thinks you're my daddy
Fairly certain it's more like you wish he was.


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Just because I'm somehow your role-model doesn't mean I should be everyone's role-model.


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Nah, he said it himself. He's just that gay.
You on the other hand are in the closet ya fag.


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>Wanting Tracer as a dad

>Takes you to school drunk

>Goes to work drunk
>Forgets to pick you up afterschool drunk
>You gotta walk to a bus stop and waves at you when he passes by drunk
>Locks the door to the house and doesn't open up because he's drunk asleep


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If Mercer was my kid he certainly wouldn't be allowed back in the house.


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>tfw no horses to ride
>tfw no bow to shoot things with while riding horse
wtf america?


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Yet you'd let SkyHeart stay?


You'll send him to his treehouse you both built as father and son ❤

There are wild horses. Go tame one you PUSSI


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He's actually trying to get a job. And I know it's a job that you'll get paid a decent amount. So he'll actually pay his rent.

You're a freeloading sack of meat.

And you'll watch from the kitchen, mom.


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Nigger Benzen10zaofen has a good paying job and actually knows how to get shit done only a autist wouldn't want a roommate like that.


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Give a single example of how you could possibly be a better roommate than me. I'm all ears.


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>Not denying it

Like you could jump high enough to hit me.


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Nice try, Mao. There will be no great leap forward here.

Do not bully a mom.


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How are you a good roommate at all?


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Make me.


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Good job not giving an answer


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You'll get 1 bottle of St. George Spirits.


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I'll answer. Just answer my question first.


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>Mercer goes to job interview
>"Okay, so tell me why you want to work here"
>"Why did you want to work here?"
>"N-no, you need to answer the question. Where did you go to school?"
>"What school did you go to?"
>"Yeah we'll call you if a position comes in, bye."
>"Fucking shitty place can't even give me a job what the fuck this place fucking sucks now I have to go freeload at my parents house and complain about how everything is terrible but the better buy me a 10k PC those cheap fucks


What delusions


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Answer my question first.


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I'll do it for him.


Bam, Chaptor does it preemptively.

Now go ahead and make more a fool of yourself for my pleasure.


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Yeah, maybe I should stop dodging the question and actually answer it. Or I could keep being a laughing-stock by deleting all my posts.


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I wonder if I'll ever realize by deleting my posts I'm actually making your smug self satisfaction at irritating me enough to delete my posts grow higher and higher? Guess not because of how dumb I am.


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And with that I won't even bother answering.
I guess one of TC's chickens is going to have to die then.


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Why are you talking to yourself?


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Why are you?
Regardless, it's better than forcing myself to refer to you directly.


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>Why are you talking to yourself?
>Why are you?

>mfw my job interview scene is 100% spot on


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It's cute that you think that. But seriously though. Say goodbye to those chickens.(USER WAS SENT TO THEIR ROOM TO THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY'VE DONE)


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>hurting innocent animals out of spite
Nigga I will fucking find you rip your dick and balls off and beat yo ass with them then fuck your booty hole and call you a soulless chink you bitch ass punk ass fuccboiass bitch nigga!
but joking aside you are like chrischan levels of cringe.


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>Killing birbs
Even I can't let this slide, you bully.


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Well this thread sure went places.


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way to become public enemy number 2


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Way to go.


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Nice edit, aand… no.
I'm Yuri, not Mao.
You see, I'm a different sort of asian.


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Not my credit, I barely did anything else than watch Mercer getting roasted….again.


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Better than Steam Twist.



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Well, nearly anything is better but not quite as entertaining as watch a bunch of angry internet people with way too much free time beating down some autist man.
Or just a retarded and very persistant man pretending to have autism


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Who's public enemy 1?

Are you a pretty Asian?


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Let me put this way:

Asians are not pretty.


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It's just a hypothesis, I wouldn't put my hand on fire to defend that.


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Captain Falcon?

Wrong! I have jerked it to many pretty Asian girls in the past.


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>Asian girls

Therein lies the rub.


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Well that shows you have pretty damn low standards.


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And proud of it!
Show me your hips.

Guys are acceptable too.


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I'd like a moment to stabilish yet again, that I'm a dude.


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>tfw no gf


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Sweet is available.


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Deleted, quit making me feel guilty about these things.


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I didn't. You just calmed down and realized you were being silly.


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I was already calm.


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Like a rabid dog being muffled, maybe.
Just don't take it so personal and don't kill pet chickens.


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You be a good boy.


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hey bby wanna cyber?


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I bet Mercer asked you to ask that


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Nope. Also the only thing number 2 here is your taste in cartoons clearly.


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>he thinks my taste in cartoons is second best
Well thanks for the compliment i guess


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I meant SHIT you idiot.


Nuh-uh, sweetie. Anyone would be genuinely curious about public enemy #1.
Maybe I can help catch them.



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Oh and yeah, shut up slanty.


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You first, faggot.


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Oy vey, it's just another day on /ef/.


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Nah, you first. I insist, chink.


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What a gentleman! Very polite indeed, however I shall refuse.
But I'll give you the privilege of shutting your whore mouth before any further damage can be done.


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Kill yourself, I insist.


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At the end of the day, even if you win the argument, you've still only won a fight with an autist


Yes, gook.


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I must admit, it's rather impressive how short it takes for you to jump into the kys point of the argument.


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I'm lazy.


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Makes sense.


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show us your asian boy booty.


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Vausten's ass was enough for this site.


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it's not enough


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Not going to happen.


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what if there was a trade-off?


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Neither am I open for business.


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The latter.


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re:creators is the anime of the year


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Got a favorite girl?


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Great taste.

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