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File: s2jek02nco3k.png (74.62 KB, 197x249, wowzers.png)

 No.391812[Last 50 Posts]

>tfw asian but bitches ain't all over your cock

 No.391814

You ride the cock

 No.391819

Most Americans can't differentiate other types of Asians from Chinese.
Chinese are communist.
That's bad.
Don't date a communist.

 No.391822

File: r9k9pw7p8ruo.png (75.33 KB, 255x254, 1441289584879.png)

>>391819
I'm not chinese though?

 No.391823

File: gojo6kz2fwn4.png (1.08 MB, 1366x768, 1492744309758.png)

>tfw white but asian bitches ain't all over your cock

 No.391824

File: c9dta9fdav40.png (146.37 KB, 375x510, 355.png)

>>391823
Well yeah, because you're fat, and overall a terrible person.

 No.391826

File: 1hrwr8zcbu74.png (67.78 KB, 945x945, Rarity 0b.png)

Have you tried going up to women saying "I'm Asian, you know."?

 No.391827

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>>391824
Being fat is beyond fucking awful and I don't recommend it at all. I'm trying to lose weight but fuck me I need better willpower.
That and nobody cares about personality if you're willing to act like someone people find attractive.

 No.391828

File: di4kdpts6w3k.png (201.66 KB, 430x492, 356.png)

>>391827
Nice relationship advice.

How many women have you been with again?

 No.391829

File: k6x7rgz341kw.jpg (68.74 KB, 720x437, 1494447998331.jpg)

>>391828
Would have more but this town lacks any sort of social-ness. Though plenty of idiots would say otherwise.
This place is a fucking shithole.

 No.391830

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>>391829
>Girls won't come to me and fuck me, man this place is awful

 No.391831

File: 8ya4y7brd5a8.jpg (104.66 KB, 1280x720, 1494608832546.jpg)

>>391830
Yes, and?
This place is awful for a lot more reasons than that.

 No.391832

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>>391831
Welcome to the World buddy, you're quite in your right to fuck off if you don't like it.

 No.391833

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>>391832
I wasn't referring to the fucking world. Just this shitty town and everyone like it.

 No.391834

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>>391833
Yeah, the rest of the world sucks too, and you'll never score.

 No.391835

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>>391834
>Over 7 billion people have the same mentality
Yeah, kill yourself.
Also Teddy thinks you're my "Daddy".

 No.391836

Its time to eat ass

 No.391839

File: 4iv8htj0hmyo.jpg (42.27 KB, 600x476, Smug_9d906d_5762907.jpg)

>>391835
Is that really relevant, Mercy?

 No.391840

File: 7oaigd8t9klc.jpg (631.95 KB, 1700x1902, 1494863691168.jpg)

>>391839
Nope. I just wanted to gross him out.

 No.391841

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>>391835
I mean, that would explain why literally no one will fuck you.

Ted thinks a lot of things. Really he's just happy I'm talking about him.

 No.391845

File: pmt09qizdiww.png (243.27 KB, 694x288, i am garbage.png)

>>391826
I did, once, the best result I got was "Does that means your dick is small? lol"

It's not the best plan, I tell ya.

 No.391846

File: opxe89zitq80.png (251.25 KB, 530x646, 350.png)

>>391845
So tell them it's the opposite and slap them with it.

Jesus it's like it's amateur hour in here.

 No.391847

File: hu0trdf0nu9s.png (205.33 KB, 239x469, it's ON.png)

>>391836
It's time to kick gum and chew ass.
And I'm all out of ass.

 No.391848

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>>391846
I am pretty sure it might be socially unnaceptable to unzip your pants and slap people with your dick whilist aswell in a densely populated envrioment where… well.. people can see your dick and the slapping.

 No.391849

File: 5a4ozqvduurk.png (146.37 KB, 375x510, 355.png)

>>391848
>Socially acceptable
>Detroit

 No.391850

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>>391849
>Me
>Detroit
I agree, results may vary according to the current location.
However I am still under heavy surveilance and judgement.

 No.391851

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>>391850
Then show them in private, whatever.

 No.391852

File: zvsuce5hcq2o.png (79.69 KB, 246x294, smug again.png)

>>391851
My point entirely.

 No.391853

File: 21jm3y2x4tog.png (37.63 KB, 204x195, 43e.png)

>>391852
What, you can't get them with "I'm Asian and have a disproportionately large penis, want to see in private?" Your point is that you're not trying?

 No.391854

>>391841
>Ted thinks a lot of things
It'd be weird if I didn't!

Also, nuh. If I wanted Tracer to tickle my earholes Id had added him on Steam/Discord/Facebook/ChristianDating.com etc.

 No.391855

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>>391854
>not farmers only

 No.391856

>>391855
I date productive members of society, tyvm.

 No.391861

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>>391856
Ah, dating others who aren't like you.

 No.391862

File: 1o9g95awg8uo.jpg (42.27 KB, 600x476, Smug_9d906d_5762907.jpg)

>>391861
I can't be a housewife without practice.

 No.391865

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>>391862
I'm sure your knees are trained enough.

 No.391867

>>391865
Nows not the time to dicuss your weird sexual fantasies.

 No.391868

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>>391867
Whatever you say Mom.

 No.391872

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>tfw cock but asians aint all over your bitches

 No.391873

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 No.391874

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 No.391878

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>>391835
>Teddy thinks you're my daddy
Fairly certain it's more like you wish he was.

 No.391879

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>>391878
Just because I'm somehow your role-model doesn't mean I should be everyone's role-model.

 No.391880

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 No.391881

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>>391878
Nah, he said it himself. He's just that gay.
You on the other hand are in the closet ya fag.

 No.391882

File: xq6x6devw1s0.jpg (27.1 KB, 310x310, fag.jpg)

>>391878
>Wanting Tracer as a dad

>Takes you to school drunk

>Goes to work drunk
>Forgets to pick you up afterschool drunk
>You gotta walk to a bus stop and waves at you when he passes by drunk
>Locks the door to the house and doesn't open up because he's drunk asleep

 No.391883

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>>391882
If Mercer was my kid he certainly wouldn't be allowed back in the house.

 No.391885

File: tq9d4ci55zi8.jpeg (100.09 KB, 599x587, 1493335131427.jpeg)

>tfw no horses to ride
>tfw no bow to shoot things with while riding horse
wtf america?

 No.391886

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>>391883
Yet you'd let SkyHeart stay?

 No.391887

>>391883
You'll send him to his treehouse you both built as father and son ❤

>>391885
There are wild horses. Go tame one you PUSSI

 No.391888

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>>391886
He's actually trying to get a job. And I know it's a job that you'll get paid a decent amount. So he'll actually pay his rent.

You're a freeloading sack of meat.

>>391887
And you'll watch from the kitchen, mom.

 No.391889

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 No.391890

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>>391886
Nigger Benzen10zaofen has a good paying job and actually knows how to get shit done only a autist wouldn't want a roommate like that.

 No.391891

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 No.391892

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>>391886
Give a single example of how you could possibly be a better roommate than me. I'm all ears.

 No.391893

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>>391889
>Not denying it
Ahahahahah

>>391891
Like you could jump high enough to hit me.

 No.391894

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>>391822
Nice try, Mao. There will be no great leap forward here.

>>391893
Do not bully a mom.

 No.391895

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>>391892
How are you a good roommate at all?

 No.391896

File: ycbxxxzobh8g.png (407.75 KB, 502x738, 352.png)

>>391894
Make me.

 No.391897

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>>391895
Good job not giving an answer

 No.391898

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>>391895
You'll get 1 bottle of St. George Spirits.

 No.391900

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>>391897
I'll answer. Just answer my question first.

 No.391901

File: tpx164yk1728.png (428.58 KB, 834x848, 365.png)

>Mercer goes to job interview
>"Okay, so tell me why you want to work here"
>"Why did you want to work here?"
>"N-no, you need to answer the question. Where did you go to school?"
>"What school did you go to?"
>"Yeah we'll call you if a position comes in, bye."
>"Fucking shitty place can't even give me a job what the fuck this place fucking sucks now I have to go freeload at my parents house and complain about how everything is terrible but the better buy me a 10k PC those cheap fucks

 No.391903

>>391902
What delusions

 No.391906

File: y9o42wryekn4.jpg (86.44 KB, 1280x720, 1493596253561.jpg)

>>391903
Answer my question first.

 No.391907

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>>391906
I'll do it for him.

See:
>>391890

Bam, Chaptor does it preemptively.

Now go ahead and make more a fool of yourself for my pleasure.

 No.391909

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>>391908

 No.391910

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>>391909
Yeah, maybe I should stop dodging the question and actually answer it. Or I could keep being a laughing-stock by deleting all my posts.

 No.391911

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>>391910
I wonder if I'll ever realize by deleting my posts I'm actually making your smug self satisfaction at irritating me enough to delete my posts grow higher and higher? Guess not because of how dumb I am.

 No.391912

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>>391911
And with that I won't even bother answering.
I guess one of TC's chickens is going to have to die then.

 No.391913

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>>391912
Why are you talking to yourself?

 No.391914

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>>391913
Why are you?
Regardless, it's better than forcing myself to refer to you directly.

 No.391915

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>>391914
>Why are you talking to yourself?
>Why are you?

>mfw my job interview scene is 100% spot on

 No.391916

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>>391915
It's cute that you think that. But seriously though. Say goodbye to those chickens.(USER WAS SENT TO THEIR ROOM TO THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY'VE DONE)

 No.391917

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 No.391918

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>>391916
>hurting innocent animals out of spite
Nigga I will fucking find you rip your dick and balls off and beat yo ass with them then fuck your booty hole and call you a soulless chink you bitch ass punk ass fuccboiass bitch nigga!
but joking aside you are like chrischan levels of cringe.

 No.391921

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>>391916
>Killing birbs
Even I can't let this slide, you bully.

 No.391926

File: t54xzkx13q4g.png (93.17 KB, 259x421, darn it.png)

Well this thread sure went places.

 No.391927

File: zt05641dc35s.png (339.07 KB, 716x607, ayyy.png)

>>391916
way to become public enemy number 2

 No.391928

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>>391926
Way to go.

 No.391929

File: e27m3ygebx8g.png (43.74 KB, 300x312, you wat.png)

>>391894
Nice edit, aand… no.
I'm Yuri, not Mao.
You see, I'm a different sort of asian.

 No.391930

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>>391928
Not my credit, I barely did anything else than watch Mercer getting roasted….again.

 No.391931

File: gidaet47f6yo.png (95.51 KB, 578x195, rk13.png)

>>391930
Better than Steam Twist.

Barely.

 No.391932

File: 5d5456e1lnuo.png (115.1 KB, 337x318, fuk u.png)

>>391931
Well, nearly anything is better but not quite as entertaining as watch a bunch of angry internet people with way too much free time beating down some autist man.
Or just a retarded and very persistant man pretending to have autism

 No.391935

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>>391932
>Pretending

Right.

 No.391937

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>>391927
Who's public enemy 1?

>>391929
Are you a pretty Asian?

 No.391938

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 No.391939

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>>391937
Let me put this way:

Asians are not pretty.

 No.391940

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>>391935
It's just a hypothesis, I wouldn't put my hand on fire to defend that.

 No.391941

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>>391938
Captain Falcon?

>>391939
Wrong! I have jerked it to many pretty Asian girls in the past.

 No.391942

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>>391941
>Asian girls
>Girls

Therein lies the rub.

 No.391943

File: uonx29toyeio.png (72.51 KB, 288x285, spoon.png)

>>391941
Well that shows you have pretty damn low standards.

 No.391944

File: bux9h2sdyc5c.png (221.89 KB, 280x384, Screenshot_4.png)

>>391943
And proud of it!
Show me your hips.

>>391942
Guys are acceptable too.

 No.391945

File: krzkthf6ws1s.png (28.04 KB, 121x151, determination face.png)

>>391944
I'd like a moment to stabilish yet again, that I'm a dude.

 No.391946

File: bp9b8egh3zsw.png (1.48 MB, 1270x713, 1491760638793.png)

>tfw no gf

 No.391947

File: aumwrwyoflkw.gif (2.2 MB, 1349x684, Screenshot_4.gif)

>>391945
/boop

>>391946
Sweet is available.

 No.391948

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Deleted, quit making me feel guilty about these things.

 No.391949

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>>391948
I didn't. You just calmed down and realized you were being silly.

 No.391950

File: cfp3me9ke3gg.jpg (68.74 KB, 720x437, Altiar.jpg)

>>391949
I was already calm.

 No.391951

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>>391950
Like a rabid dog being muffled, maybe.
Just don't take it so personal and don't kill pet chickens.

 No.391954

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 No.391955

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>>391954
You be a good boy.

 No.391956

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>>391947
BACK OFF BITCH HE'S MINE!
>>391945
hey bby wanna cyber?

 No.391958

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>>391937
I bet Mercer asked you to ask that

 No.391961

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>>391958
Nope. Also the only thing number 2 here is your taste in cartoons clearly.

 No.391962

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>>391961
>he thinks my taste in cartoons is second best
Well thanks for the compliment i guess

 No.391963

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>>391962
I meant SHIT you idiot.
SHIT.

 No.391964

>>391958
Nuh-uh, sweetie. Anyone would be genuinely curious about public enemy #1.
Maybe I can help catch them.

>>391961
>>391962
Gotteem.

 No.391966

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 No.391968

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>>391932
>>391930
Oh and yeah, shut up slanty.

 No.391971

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>>391968
You first, faggot.

 No.391972

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>>391968
>>391971
Oy vey, it's just another day on /ef/.

 No.391973

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>>391971
Nah, you first. I insist, chink.

 No.391975

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>>391973
What a gentleman! Very polite indeed, however I shall refuse.
But I'll give you the privilege of shutting your whore mouth before any further damage can be done.
>>391972
Quite!

 No.391976

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>>391975
Kill yourself, I insist.

 No.391977

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 No.391978

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At the end of the day, even if you win the argument, you've still only won a fight with an autist

 No.391980

>>391977
Yes, gook.

 No.391982

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>>391980
I must admit, it's rather impressive how short it takes for you to jump into the kys point of the argument.

 No.391983

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 No.391984

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 No.391985

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>>391982
I'm lazy.

 No.391986

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>>391985
Makes sense.

 No.391989

File: ny8n6vjiw16o.png (40.21 KB, 174x388, Okuu Gen (482).png)

show us your asian boy booty.

 No.391990

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>>391989
Vausten's ass was enough for this site.

 No.391991

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>>391990
it's not enough

 No.391992

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>>391989
Not going to happen.

 No.391993

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>>391992
what if there was a trade-off?

 No.391994

File: 95hht9bcgl1c.png (93.17 KB, 259x421, darn it.png)

>>391993
Neither am I open for business.

 No.391996

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 No.392005

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>>391932
The latter.

 No.392018

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>>392005
re:creators is the anime of the year

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>>392018
Got a favorite girl?

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>>392020
occult-chan

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>>392022
Great taste.



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