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 No.391735[Last 50 Posts]



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That guy was doing some monkey business with those apes!


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I believe people might have been more interested in the psychological state of Harlow then that of the psychological state of his monkeys.


>can grow up to be well-adjusted
I don't think that nigga knows what well-adjusted is.


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went on a camp out last night.
campfire stories are fun.
good times.



Yondu's funeral made me cry ;_;


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I'm gonna go to a park full of fucking ducks to go have a picnic for Mother's Day.



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Working 10-6 tomorrow.
Kill me.


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It's more money at least.


>friend works 4:30am-5pm Monday through Thursday
You have it easy


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I'm going to work 25 hours a week for free, on top of delivering pizza. beat that.


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Oh wow, a 7 hour work day
How horrific
Good thing you aren't working things like opening a fast food place at 4:30 in the morning
Or having to work a 12 hour shift like I did yesterday
Or have to deal with a graveyard shift
Or have to drive 30 minutes to an hour to your workplace, be told you have to pull a double, but you live too far away to be bothered to drive back home so you end up staying there for your break inbetween them. That's if you're lucky enough to get that break.

Or worst of all, you could be a Canadian man in the backwoods of Alberta being promised a paid job, then having the payer suddenly say "no you're working for free" so you have to stop what you're doing and leave because work isn't free for the lazy shits in that place.


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So was the hostess job a scam or what?


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Sign my lease on friday and move in. Shit is gonna be expensive for a while, hahaha, hope admin gets off their asses and I get my housing pay in a timely manner.


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Nope not at all. I graduated from the Travel Academy but now I'm currently being yanked around by several airlines at once. So now instead of an immediate rejection, I get to jump through their hoops until one of them finally says "ya ok we'll actually take you"

to which then they wait about a month, then say "we've got a lot of people right now we just hired, so you'll be put in a pool for the next training classes!" so you go back to your job in retail to save up money, and a few weeks later they send you and e-mail suddenly saying "hey we found someone better than you, try again next time lol thanks bye!" after I've told everyone that I had a job offer from these people and we were all excited and I was gonna be based out in florida and it was gonna be a good time and feel like I made a complete ass out of myself now and if this continues I'm going to strongly consider going into the U.S. air force. [have been for years just never went through with it]


Did you marry a stripper?


Sky Heart lives a hard life.

Please give Sky Heart lots of ❤ so he'll cheer up.
Good luck on your job searching.

I don't know how hard it is to get a job with an airliner, but considering some experiences I never figured they'd be so picky.


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>They made me clean the spare room for nothing

Those cocksuckers.


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final boss interview in 45 minutes.
Good thing I left early so now I get to sit in my car for the better part of an hour


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I left them a message to get this sorted out.
Sorry to disappoint


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And here was me looking forward to the extra dosh for blackjack and hookers.


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New space marine minis


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Update: got a new letter
Apparently that was a big mistake sent to multiple people

You have yet to waste your time


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Might have to be after June though. Because I'll be out of the house three weeks of it.


Life has been interesting. Chasing a toddler and being pregnant is really exhausting. Next week I finally find out what gender this nugget is


But I'm really excited for June. Then it's going to be favorite camp for a week


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>Played The BrookeHaven Experiment in PSVR for a around an hour or so but felt sick so I had to stop.



Two little /ef/ babies. You're gonna have to tell them the story of how their parents met through funposting.


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Sounds like it'll be in the fall


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I'm seeing friends and family in the first week of September.

I was going to go up north to surprise Fox and Banana but the money isn't there this year.


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yeah I got the internship.
might be cool


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I wish I knew how many people actually applied for it, because they told me it would be competitive.
there are only four interns total, all with different jobs.


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Sup fagaroonis
Being in my friends wedding is ass because it seems like I might have to buy my dress and also I'm not a skinny white collar college graduate but I just signed up for my friend vet classes in the fall so thats really cool


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Probably a bunch, but either way don't think about it. It might make you sad about who didn't get it.

Just be happy and wait for work.
Lots of work.


Thanks man

Yeah, it's weird sometimes to think I found my husband on here. Other times, it's cool. It's nice to be a mom


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Now make 3 more. Go for twins.
Make a lasting legacy. Go for gold.


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Wait hol the fuck up u havin another kid?


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My chances of me doing a third ship is at about 85%, stuck between whether or not to do a CG of a DDG. No more big decks for me.


I do want a large family but after this one, I plan to wait until a good 2.5 or 3 years



Nice nice nice.
I call dibs on adoption if you both pop out of existence.


Umm.. I'll have to think about that


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roof rack:
-1 speed
+5 bro



Late happy Mother's Day


Thanks man


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welp I have to go to the capitol tomorrow morning because people are going to talk into a microphone about other people and things will happen in the future.
I get college credit for this.
City parking is my greatest fear


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>wake up early, drive to capitol
>help move and set up tvs and other crap in the building
>press conference is literally between the supreme court and the house of representatives
>why this is matter of the state is beyond me
>help register a bunch of cosplayers
>get called into work early
>9.5 hour shift
fucken 'ell kunt
I'm gonna take a nap on this pallet


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did you leave a memo for a supreme justice to read?


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the most Jewish thing I've seen today


>zions bank



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dick pics can't be used to blackmail me if they don't have my face in them, right?


sure they can.


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You could just stop caring about pictures of your genetalia.


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Naughty boy.


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but how? they can't be proven to be mine
i mean maybe, but i do care
true true


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I mean if they still have the log from where you sent it from, it'd be pretty easy.


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well that's unfortunate
i mean, it's only my dick, anyone who sees it would be impressed


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How big?
No lying now.


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8 inches


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Nice. 8 and a half myself.


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cool beans


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well that sucked.


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I got a date though.


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Today the doctor put wires all over my body.

It tickled.


is she gonna give you the succ?


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Going deep sea fishing with my father on the 4th.
Don't know why I agreed to this.


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>I don't like deep sea fishing

Do the world the favor and jump off the boat when you your several miles out at sea.


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>Going deep sea fishing with my father on the 4th.
Is the sea fishing 2deep4u?


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I've never hoped for an iceburg any more than I have now.


Stick your head in the freezer or drink hot tea.


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what's quantum computing


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Nature is overrated.


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>girl I'm gonna take on a date is from Chile
haha take that bigots


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A cool name that makes computers faster and more powerful.


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For your mannerisms and how you actually handle people talking shit, I think this would be a better place for you:



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I now live off base. Time to survive off rice and spam till my pay gets fixed.


Nah. You and most of the sad old men that run this site would be better for r9k.


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You're right, we're clever enough to think of proper comebacks, not just a "No you" statement.


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You're not sad old men because of that. I'm lazy or I don't even fucking think you people are actually worth the minimal fucking effort. Now go back to drinking and stop bothering the adults.


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So your argument is that you're a worthless idiotic child with no motivation to make yourself better in any way.

Gotcha, can't say I don't disagree with you.


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Just to level with you from a rather neutral position as an outside perspective, the reason you catch a lot of flak is because when something doesn't fit into your viewpoint or mood of the day, you become volatile and react in a way that's unappealing even to people who aren't involved in the conversation. People don't attack you as bad as you think, you just handle yourself in a way that really reminds people of a teenager. It's not insulting, at the end of the day human worth is not determined by age, it's just off putting seeing someone so apathetic and ignorant of basic human values and emotion.

Just as an example, the whole hesitance of wanting to spend time with your father is really easy to pick on, because some of us are so busy with our own problems that someone complaining about an opportunity to spend time with their family as some sort of hassle or a pain in the ass is just. Well, laughable. There's plenty of times where people don't overlap with interests, but you would probably make your father happy if you tried to enjoy yourself for once and not act so robotic. That's why I cropped up with the R9k joke, there are ways you can talk to someone without actively being a spur in someones ass. Hell, there's a handful of people here who I genuinely don't get along with well at all either, but I don't blow shit out of proportion because I don't agree with them. Just chill out. I don't even know why I'm bothering to tell you this, you'll probably shirk me off like anyone else.


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Wow. Efchan teaming up against a young man because he's throwing teenage tantrums.

You guys are so cool.


Its just Tracer and Sky Heart tbh.
Any life lessons or criticism that been tried to be taught at Mercer has been repeated so many times no one pays much attention to it anymore.

Either tolerate it or love it a little more.


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my birthday is tomorrow.
twin sister is coming over tonight and we're going to have a birthday dinner


It'd the same old people. Don't know why they enjoy giving him what he wants… attention. Just ignore it. After he told me he was going to kill me and my kid, I've just ignored him. Other times I don't even bother taking him serious because he's just a lonely butthole who things being edgy and threatening is cool.


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I wish I could hang out with my dad more than 1-3 times a year. I might not get to see him again til Christmas.
This isnt even a rib at Mercer, I'm just jealous that he gets to see his family enough that he can still be annoyed at hanging out with his family


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Try not to fuck your twin sister.

My family is all over the place now and I haven't been fishing in years.


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>LOL he's just doing it for attention
Nope. And no, that was a genuine threat with actual meaning behind it.
I don't consider my biological family my family at all. I don't even like them as people.


Has anyone played the new Fire Emblem yet? Is there shipping?


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Probably between the two main characters. It's a classic FE game.


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>actual meaning
In what reality would you make such an effort? You can't even get out of your family's house, how you planning on getting over there?

Not to mention
>i don't cosider my biological family my family at all
You expect a lot to be given to you from these people you don't call "family"


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It what reality would you not fail at life and become a fucking flight attendant of all things?
If YOU of all people are trying to talk down on me like you're better than me then wow maybe those people that say humanity is devolving are right.


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And just because I expect a lot to be given to me from them means I view them family? No, nigga. It's called being greedy.
Also, stop posting the same fucking image of that shitty character from that godawful show.


yup… sure thing. so spookyyyyy.


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And have fun with the cop job if you and fox end up going through with it. Dying for nothing in a shitty country sure sounds fun.


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This is dumb High-School shit-talking. Stop this dorkery.


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>failing at life
>by getting a job in a highly marketable industry with a well paid position and benefits that cover all types of health insurances and free flights anywhere you want or a highly discounted price from other airlines.
>the person who has never lived away from their family, always been a leech, believe every negative aspect about themselves is somehow endearing, expects more than he deserves, would be seen anything but below the man actually improving his life by the year

>he still talks to himself


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What if he's an aspy?

Wait a minute… What if Moony is a spy?
A spy.
Aspy. Heh I get it now. Like 5 years after everyone stopped playing tf2.


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Sky can't help. His gay crush on me is too strong.


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>As a gay women and feminist


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As an aspy he is forgiven.
As a gay feminist she is forgiven.
Everyone is forgiven and the vice president is safe once again. Whew. Thanks for clearing that up, Fox News.


Mercer, you're typically the guy who instigates these squabbles into day long dong challenges.

You need to realize it's literally two-three guys who keep edging you on because it's funny to them and you won't be able to do anything about it other than keep the cycle going.


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This shows another reason why I'm better than you. I come up with facts and reasons. All you have is a parrot complex and the inability to read a paragraph. Which is probably why the only jobs you'll ever see are ones that don't require much reading, and probably just skip to the signature line never reading any contract given to you


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Alright, ignoring them then.


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good boy, good boy.


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>Go to work
>Come back
>Delete usual spam on front page
>Look in Blog thread

Wow you nerds need a life.


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Hey, we're like, soul mates.

Marry me, Tracer!


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Not allowed in Florida.


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I bought a roof basket.
looks bretty sweet


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>Convenience +3
>Swag - 25


>Ask girl out
>Is that your dad's car??????????


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roof racks are cool where I live


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>Sony is doing a Venom movie
>they cast BIG GUY as Eddie Brock


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Not like you ever said anything anyways


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>Notice that I'm working Monday and Tuesday despite having explained to them literally months ago that I can't work on Mondays and Tuesdays
>Lol we never got your notice despite the fact you left a notice and explained to the people in charge that you can't fucking work those days.
Imma probably just quit soon


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well I'm 24 now


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I don't think she could be any thirstier. Is her whole character just "I want Alm's diiiiiiick"?


Happy birthday faggot


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Reading this shit and knowing you typed it is surreal as fuck.


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thanks double nigger


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Happy birthday


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Thank you my finngolian friend


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Why's that


>banned from 4chan again


>banned from efchan again


>banned from efchan again
Whoops looks like this joke is already stale


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I can do it for longer if you'd like.


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I will never fucking understand women and the shit they get mad over.


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You are one of the most chill mofos I know And I dont expect you to say shit like that but yet you do. wisdom from u fam.


Living the navy dream


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I'm fine with them personally.


>I don't think she could be any more adorable
She's cute AF


Yeah but she very clearly wants Alm's dick


Yeah, she sadly exists solely to get cucked, but she's adorable.


Why do you like little boy feet?


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>check news
>explosion in UK
holy fucking shit


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Wonder if it was sand niggers.


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Why do we only see the bad things?

Are we still not but apes who warns the tribe of the saber toothed tiger?


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News gets more rating that way.

No, we killed them.


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search and destroy

warn and defend


It was those damn Irish Republicans


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I am too, sometimes I just feel like I'll be talking ​to a girl and I'll have an argument come completely out of left field.


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>Blizzard added dance emotes to Overwatch
Its gonna be the Congapocalypse all over again



They are just emotes.


I was wrong anyway


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inb4 it becomes f2p and gets flooded with bronies


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>12 year old air compressor craps out while I'm using it
>take it apart
>short the + - leads leading to the switch
>it works
>replace with vatozone switch, slap it back together and call it good
not today, old friend.
we really want a new air compressor because 2 gallons isn't enough for power tools


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I got Mike in trouble.

I said I was sorry, but I lied.


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You did God's work.


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I call it the "Haven't gotten laid in almost 10 years and no longer care." Wall.


Get laid you brony


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Fuck you, I have a robot horse, I don't need you.


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A robot horse that doesn't touch your carrot sticks.


Robot > Sex > Horse

Think robot horses are about equal to sex.


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>t. Horny robot horse


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>meet girl at travel academy
>spend lot of time together
>unofficially together
>she visits me twice after school was done
>we really liked each other
>my feelings began to dwindle because I had more professional priorities to attend
>we talked every so often online (she lives out in texas)
>things have gotten stagnant because I haven't been as sexually active or interested
>she ends up sharing nudes with some guy
>can't be really mad since we weren't officially together
>she's heartbroken over it
>mixed feelings of understanding that we aren't together together so it's fine
>and slight betrayal because I haven't even been flirting with anyone for her
>she's broken up over it crying and apologizing
>I'm sitting here contemplating on how to deal with this, or even understand what I'm feeling in order to deal with this


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You have no idea how love works, do you?


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something like those disney movies


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Heppely haver after.

I was in love with a girl who has no idea what love is.
So I thought I didn't know what it is.


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>Sends nudes to someone else.
>"She's heartbroken over it"



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>Unofficially together
>Sends nude
>Heartbroken about it

Did she expect you to react in a way that would make it seem you would finally come in and seal the deal to make it official?


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He was supposed to get jealous.


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Vausten sent me stuff from Japin.


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Where's my maple syrup.


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It hardened, the maple this year is shit. I'm making a batch of BBQ sauce, want some of that instead?


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I'm in America.

If I go outside and wait Barbecue sauce will rain from the sky.


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Yeah but it's not mild Mike Sauce.


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It's not Maple syrup either nigga.


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Fine, I'll buy a fucking can and make it with that. If I keep doing this shit the trees will be angry.


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Fuck the trees.


Ben should have ate her ass first


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I should get into rally.
I got really good at driving way too fast


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>parents gone for 10 days
>decide to fix power washer
>6 HP ohv Briggs and Stratton
>spark plug is white, which probably means it was running lean
>still gets spark tho
>dump fuel directly into cylinder, put plug back in
>crank it, it comes to life–briefly
>take carb apart
>full of yellow shmoo, carb needle completely stuck
>blast it with carb cleaner
that'll probably fix it. It hasn't ran in years.


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>fuel line was cracked, AutoZone gave me some scrap hose for free. based.
>slap it back together, engine runs great
now I need to figure out why the water pump doesn't work.
Did I mention that I'm fixing this because I think it's fun?


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I spent a good amount of time digging through vinyl banners on top of a big warehouse shelf today.
All of the banners were for celebrities at their signing booths.
>famous people touched them, and I touched all the banners by climbing over them
>now covered in famous people oils and skin flakes


Oh btw I'm having another boy so yall know


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Sweet. Let me know the details when you can.


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Wonder Woman was alright.
Date was alright.
Traffic sucked because some idiot darwin'd himself


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met therapist last time

Weakness: Sadness ahead
and then


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spent all day running a booth at pride.
I'm all fagged out for the day.


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I hate pride. Bunch of queers going around showing off their fetish and giving reasons for straight people not to like them


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It could have been worse


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Yeah so I bought a lawnmower to play around with the engine.
looks like it doesn't have an oil pump so I can convert it into a horizontal shaft engine


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rip londonistan


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You are a bringer of such bad news.


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>Be in group call
>Short lull
>Hysterical laughter from one person who claims "I didn't believe it!"
>yfw you realise you respond to every meow you hear with a meow and you have no idea how you conditioned yourself to do this


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Go to bed.


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I did and I am not less tired.


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You don't believe it because you are trying to appease your listeners with yet another meow when they meow.

Because it is important to you what your listeners believe your argument falls short.


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Get out of bed.


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>They put me on call for the fifth week in a row.
>Going to a thing next week which will also prevent alcohol

Golly fucking gee.


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>Use my charm to get free beer in the park.
>Now I have a headache.

There is a God and he is just.


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>mfw my brother's friend hasn't seen The Princess Bride


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We must send TB on more of these missions.


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Fuck you.


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>take tinder girl on date to early screening of wonder woman
>she deleted me
what did she mean by this?


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>Nurse asks you where the veins are
>You point to where she stabbed you last
>She says she remembers stabbing you a few times
>Say it's been roughly three times and once she stabbed you 4 times for no blood
>She looks a little embarrassed and sad about it

Not even her fault, my veins run away when they hear the needle protector pop.


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Tini veins 4 tini babby


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Started up my test models for a 40k army idea I've had for a few years now. Kit bashing Imperial Guards and Bolt Action Wehrmacht and then painting them in Wehrmacht colors. First time I've painted 40k since High School.


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>Your brain.
>Fast paced.


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Fast paced enough to calculate that you got a dick in your mouth, fucboi.


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Stop mistaking your fan fictions about me as truth.


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In my fan fictions you have a laser arm which you use to fix the prequels with, don't mistake your fanfictions about me as truth!


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I'd rather fix the sequels now.
Cuz they suck.


Adam West is dead



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Wrong Batman


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I can't tell the difference.


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here's my project.
So far the hardest​ part is figuring out how to mount the carburetor with parts on hand. I think I have it worked out. Grey tube related


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>Been working since Thursday night to build a new computer from scratch
>Never so much as looked inside a case before, spent the whole time quadruple-checking everything, incredibly stressed out throughout the process, horrified that I'd break something and put myself out god knows how much money
>It's finally all up and working

I know this is a cheesy thing to say but it's really satisfying to know that this thing was a product of my own blood, sweat, and tears. And I definitely did shed all three of those fluids throughout the process. Broke like five fingernails too, ugh

I literally upgraded from a gtx 260 to a 1060, and my new ssd has almost as much storage as my old hdd. I probably should have upgraded well before now.


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>gtx 260



It's less than ten years old so it's still fine.


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or at least it popped a few times when I sprayed starter fluid in the carb, which means I'm getting fuel, air, spark, and the timing is all correct.
I might build a minibike for bants this summer


3 months until I have another baby, cool.
Also a few things I want to buy but need to save up to get it before babby here


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Things like?


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looking for a good double stroller.. nothing is popping up to me right now but i have an idea
also a blanket that's like a monthly one so i just use it for all my kids instead of the stickers they use. i have a few i like but bluhh

- czarry


Found a blanket I like and a stroller.. yaaay


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Depression is for fags


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Do you want a cognac chocolate? YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?!


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Try a nap followed by a nice lunch.


guys what the fuck

you guys know that cheap off-brand cereal that's pretty much the same as the name brand stuff but comes in the bigass plastic bags?

I just accidentally learned, while skimming Wikipedia for nothing in particular, that Malt-o-Meal is owned by Post, the company that already makes all the name-brand cereal in the first place

Post bought the company out in 2015, so now they manufacture and sell their own budget knockoff

we've been living under a goddamn cereal monopoly for two and a half years and we never even knew


That's true for many products in many countries. Apparently sunglasses in America are all sold by like 2 companies owned by the same company, that then just brands it 100 ways.

As long as the products do what they're supposed to I don't care who gets the money.


Do you not realize the power over society monopolistic mega corps have?


That's pretty typical now, desu.


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I've been stepping up my cooking game by actually learning some Japanese recipes. So far I've made a nappa and pork belly hotpot, baked pork tonkatsu, miso soup(which is fucking tits easy and cheap), and tonight I'm making croquettes for my friends birthday.


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If it's not still alive and moving when it hits your colon it's not Japanese cooking.


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>Just learning Japanese cooking.



My son's birthday is in 2 weeks and I have a shirt I want to get him but donut have the money for it atm
Also have so many things I want to get the little dude I'm having in 3 months things @_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@

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