>>391736>can grow up to be well-adjusted
I don't think that nigga knows what well-adjusted is.
Yondu's funeral made me cry ;_;
>>391750>friend works 4:30am-5pm Monday through Thursday
You have it easy
Oh wow, a 7 hour work day
Good thing you aren't working things like opening a fast food place at 4:30 in the morning
Or having to work a 12 hour shift like I did yesterday
Or have to deal with a graveyard shift
Or have to drive 30 minutes to an hour to your workplace, be told you have to pull a double, but you live too far away to be bothered to drive back home so you end up staying there for your break inbetween them. That's if you're lucky enough to get that break.
Or worst of all, you could be a Canadian man in the backwoods of Alberta being promised a paid job, then having the payer suddenly say "no you're working for free" so you have to stop what you're doing and leave because work isn't free for the lazy shits in that place.
Nope not at all. I graduated from the Travel Academy but now I'm currently being yanked around by several airlines at once. So now instead of an immediate rejection, I get to jump through their hoops until one of them finally says "ya ok we'll actually take you"
to which then they wait about a month, then say "we've got a lot of people right now we just hired, so you'll be put in a pool for the next training classes!" so you go back to your job in retail to save up money, and a few weeks later they send you and e-mail suddenly saying "hey we found someone better than you, try again next time lol thanks bye!" after I've told everyone that I had a job offer from these people and we were all excited and I was gonna be based out in florida and it was gonna be a good time and feel like I made a complete ass out of myself now and if this continues I'm going to strongly consider going into the U.S. air force. [have been for years just never went through with it]
Did you marry a stripper?
Sky Heart lives a hard life.
Please give Sky Heart lots of ❤ so he'll cheer up.
Good luck on your job searching.
I don't know how hard it is to get a job with an airliner, but considering some experiences I never figured they'd be so picky.
I left them a message to get this sorted out.
Sorry to disappoint
Update: got a new letter
Apparently that was a big mistake sent to multiple people
You have yet to waste your time
Life has been interesting. Chasing a toddler and being pregnant is really exhausting. Next week I finally find out what gender this nugget is
But I'm really excited for June. Then it's going to be favorite camp for a week
Two little /ef/ babies. You're gonna have to tell them the story of how their parents met through funposting.
I'm seeing friends and family in the first week of September.
I was going to go up north to surprise Fox and Banana but the money isn't there this year.
I wish I knew how many people actually applied for it, because they told me it would be competitive.
there are only four interns total, all with different jobs.
Probably a bunch, but either way don't think about it. It might make you sad about who didn't get it.
Just be happy and wait for work.
Lots of work.
Yeah, it's weird sometimes to think I found my husband on here. Other times, it's cool. It's nice to be a mom
Now make 3 more. Go for twins.
Make a lasting legacy. Go for gold.
I do want a large family but after this one, I plan to wait until a good 2.5 or 3 years>>391957
Nice nice nice.
I call dibs on adoption if you both pop out of existence.
Umm.. I'll have to think about that
SHIT I FORGOT
Late happy Mother's Day
IT'S A CONSPIRACY
but how? they can't be proven to be mine>>392030
i mean maybe, but i do care>>392031
well that's unfortunate
i mean, it's only my dick, anyone who sees it would be impressed
No lying now.
is she gonna give you the succ?
Stick your head in the freezer or drink hot tea.
Nah. You and most of the sad old men that run this site would be better for r9k.
So your argument is that you're a worthless idiotic child with no motivation to make yourself better in any way.
Gotcha, can't say I don't disagree with you.
Just to level with you from a rather neutral position as an outside perspective, the reason you catch a lot of flak is because when something doesn't fit into your viewpoint or mood of the day, you become volatile and react in a way that's unappealing even to people who aren't involved in the conversation. People don't attack you as bad as you think, you just handle yourself in a way that really reminds people of a teenager. It's not insulting, at the end of the day human worth is not determined by age, it's just off putting seeing someone so apathetic and ignorant of basic human values and emotion.
Just as an example, the whole hesitance of wanting to spend time with your father is really easy to pick on, because some of us are so busy with our own problems that someone complaining about an opportunity to spend time with their family as some sort of hassle or a pain in the ass is just. Well, laughable. There's plenty of times where people don't overlap with interests, but you would probably make your father happy if you tried to enjoy yourself for once and not act so robotic. That's why I cropped up with the R9k joke, there are ways you can talk to someone without actively being a spur in someones ass. Hell, there's a handful of people here who I genuinely don't get along with well at all either, but I don't blow shit out of proportion because I don't agree with them. Just chill out. I don't even know why I'm bothering to tell you this, you'll probably shirk me off like anyone else.
Its just Tracer and Sky Heart tbh.
Any life lessons or criticism that been tried to be taught at Mercer has been repeated so many times no one pays much attention to it anymore.
Either tolerate it or love it a little more.
It'd the same old people. Don't know why they enjoy giving him what he wants… attention. Just ignore it. After he told me he was going to kill me and my kid, I've just ignored him. Other times I don't even bother taking him serious because he's just a lonely butthole who things being edgy and threatening is cool.
Try not to fuck your twin sister.>>392076
My family is all over the place now and I haven't been fishing in years.
>>392075>LOL he's just doing it for attention
Nope. And no, that was a genuine threat with actual meaning behind it.>>392076
I don't consider my biological family my family at all. I don't even like them as people.
Has anyone played the new Fire Emblem yet? Is there shipping?
In what reality would you make such an effort? You can't even get out of your family's house, how you planning on getting over there?
Not to mention>i don't cosider my biological family my family at all
You expect a lot to be given to you from these people you don't call "family"
It what reality would you not fail at life and become a fucking flight attendant of all things?
If YOU of all people are trying to talk down on me like you're better than me then wow maybe those people that say humanity is devolving are right.
And just because I expect a lot to be given to me from them means I view them family? No, nigga. It's called being greedy.
Also, stop posting the same fucking image of that shitty character from that godawful show.>>392084
yup… sure thing. so spookyyyyy.
What if he's an aspy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sim7SwUens8
Wait a minute… What if Moony is a spy?
Aspy. Heh I get it now. Like 5 years after everyone stopped playing tf2.
Sky can't help. His gay crush on me is too strong.
As an aspy he is forgiven.
As a gay feminist she is forgiven.
Everyone is forgiven and the vice president is safe once again. Whew. Thanks for clearing that up, Fox News.
Mercer, you're typically the guy who instigates these squabbles into day long dong challenges.
You need to realize it's literally two-three guys who keep edging you on because it's funny to them and you won't be able to do anything about it other than keep the cycle going.
Hey, we're like, soul mates.
Marry me, Tracer!
Happy birthday faggot
>banned from 4chan again
Whoops guess I didn't learn(USER WAS LOCKED IN A DUNGEON IN THE PLACE THEY WERE BANISHED TO FOR THIS POST)
>>392157>banned from efchan again
Whoops looks like Tracer thinks he's funny(USER WAS LOCKED IN A DUNGEON IN THE PLACE THEY WERE BANISHED TO FOR THIS POST)
>>392158>banned from efchan again
Whoops looks like this joke is already stale
Living the navy dream
>>392141>I don't think she could be any more adorable
She's cute AF
Yeah but she very clearly wants Alm's dick
Yeah, she sadly exists solely to get cucked, but she's adorable.
Why do you like little boy feet?
Why do we only see the bad things?
Are we still not but apes who warns the tribe of the saber toothed tiger?
News gets more rating that way.
No, we killed them.
search and destroy
warn and defend
It was those damn Irish Republicans
I am too, sometimes I just feel like I'll be talking to a girl and I'll have an argument come completely out of left field.
They are just emotes.
I was wrong anyway
Get laid you brony
Robot > Sex > Horse
Think robot horses are about equal to sex.
Heppely haver after.
I was in love with a girl who has no idea what love is.
So I thought I didn't know what it is.
I'm in America.
If I go outside and wait Barbecue sauce will rain from the sky.
Ben should have ate her ass first
Oh btw I'm having another boy so yall know
You don't believe it because you are trying to appease your listeners with yet another meow when they meow.
Because it is important to you what your listeners believe your argument falls short.
I'd rather fix the sequels now.
Cuz they suck.
Adam West is dead
It's less than ten years old so it's still fine.
3 months until I have another baby, cool.
Also a few things I want to buy but need to save up to get it before babby here
looking for a good double stroller.. nothing is popping up to me right now but i have an idea
also a blanket that's like a monthly one so i just use it for all my kids instead of the stickers they use. i have a few i like but bluhh
Found a blanket I like and a stroller.. yaaay
guys what the fuck
you guys know that cheap off-brand cereal that's pretty much the same as the name brand stuff but comes in the bigass plastic bags?
I just accidentally learned, while skimming Wikipedia for nothing in particular, that Malt-o-Meal is owned by Post, the company that already makes all the name-brand cereal in the first place
Post bought the company out in 2015, so now they manufacture and sell their own budget knockoff
we've been living under a goddamn cereal monopoly for two and a half years and we never even knew
That's true for many products in many countries. Apparently sunglasses in America are all sold by like 2 companies owned by the same company, that then just brands it 100 ways.
As long as the products do what they're supposed to I don't care who gets the money.
Do you not realize the power over society monopolistic mega corps have?
That's pretty typical now, desu.
My son's birthday is in 2 weeks and I have a shirt I want to get him but donut have the money for it atm
Also have so many things I want to get the little dude I'm having in 3 months things @_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@