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 No.391075[Last 50 Posts]

The average IQ of ef I have every reason to expect is low even for chans, but it's not lower than ponychan, so maybe you all can help me out.

I'm really just looking for a high IQ boyfriend – not because I care that much necessarily as long as they're not particularly averse to high IQ girlfriends (or as long as they'd not use that as some excuse after they find much bigger reasons to be averse to me, in which case the requirement seems moot), it's just that it /unfailingly/ becomes a problem with everyone I'm actually attracted to.

I'm also too lazy, unhopeful, and realistic about this place to read through posts and find intelligent-sounding ones and try to see if they're down to ride and also at least kind of cuter than me. And I'm not too autistic to realize that the lack of strategy in saying all this forthright is not in and of itself off-putting in most cases. With that said, I guess I'm here also for advice. I'm not using Tinder and I'm not leaving the house. I'm not playing Steam games and I'm not even looking on Discord or other chat sites because, probably, along with being lazy, I'm too fucking arrogant to not see that as a /radical/ waste of my time. And also too observant, because it always is. But the emotional – see, I'm really not autistic – the emotional resonance of a statement like that with most people would probably be found in its overconfidence rather than its matter-of-fact-ness. I don't know du, I probably need to date someone older than me, who's gone to school for a decent amount of time, although I did do grad school for a while and even most of them were pretty useless intellectually as far as I could tell at the time. If you're really internet hip or something, I have a lot of affinity with that, but, you're still probably –the potential partner, I should say– the potential partner is still likely to get hella pissed at me for being smarter than them.

So, emoticon shrug, or, does someone want to offer some advice at my very slick request dissimulating the fact that the objective of this post is to get my email flooded with pics of boys who are cute and hipper than me, or cute and roundabout as smart. I mean, it's not total bullshit (the request) because I know potentials here are needles in haystacks but a lot of you are fairly capable at discerning things that I overlook. I'd just date a prof. but my life is a pastiche of a cliche of weebery and NEETdom, and I don't do any drugs, so, it's not very appealing to people who have their shit together or even plausibly /romantic/. I want a boyfriend though, the last one was dumber than he was hot and I'm not trying to exceed the post limit for someone who makes me ambiently nauseous all the time or who's going to have an autistic fit after –I'm trying not to be too graphic– after seeing what a certain sort of female is capable of within the scope of innuendo.

There's no advice even, though, really? I've warmed up to the idea, really. Failing that, how do I get someone famous' contact who I already know a lot about and would be able to fuck with for funs. Thanks. Sincerely.

 No.391077

This is a really good copypasta. That or you're high as a kite.

 No.391078

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Go away.

 No.391079

Tracer. He's the smartest and my sempai and Doctums boyfriend and Sky Hearts dad and the wise old man of the chan and super cool and rad and he works for Nintendo.

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 No.391082

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Why does efchan have no boys?

 No.391083

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Is it true that the website EFchan has no males?

 No.391084

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Why does efchan not accept the male gender onto the website?

 No.391085

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>Incoherent rambling
>4/20

Hmmmmmm

 No.391086

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too many words.
frontload your paragraphs and break up the text so it's more readable.
If you want a high IQ bf try finding dudes that make $100k plus per year or graduated in STEM from a good university.

 No.391087

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you only need a 31 ASVAB score to do my job, lel. I have something loose in my head seeing as how I'm going into the fire service after the Navy. Gonna enjoy being a smoke eater till the day I die.

 No.391088

iq is a load of bullshit that don't mean a fuckin' thing you dumpass

 No.391089

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People sure have a lot of different ideas of what smart is.

I think that really smart people can be a bit sad. Because they start understanding smartness for the concept that it is and since smartness was their path in life things can begin to blur.

Some get angry and feel they need to show everyone just how smart they can be and they end up being a complete nuisance to everyone around them.
Others stop trying to be smart all together and forget about why they wanted to be smart in the first place.

The smart people I like are those who try to be really smart at something. Those who have found their own cozy little hideout of smartness like a craftsmanship or a deeper understanding of something. When they do this it becomes more about that the understanding or the craftsmanship or hobby or what have you and not the larger than life, hard to fathom smartness.

 No.391090

… ugg? ugga boog boog JAAAA OOGA BOOGA!

 No.391091

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Make sure you're ready to deal with yet another difference between yourself and your partner, OP.

…I'm actually not saying that as a joke against OP, I legitimately mean that if you date someone who's proper does-calculus-in-seconds, parents-eagerly-await-him-writing-his-first-book smart, you'll have differences you'll need to learn how to function with. While differences are very often good for a relationship in the end, they can be hard to work through in the beginning. You may feel unable to keep up with what he says sometimes, you may feel small and unintelligent in comparison on days when you have lower self esteem, you may feel he holds you to high standards even when he doesn't necessarily, just because he always treats himself that way, etc.

So be ready with all that.

Source: Life.

 No.391092

Girl I think you came to the wrong place

 No.391093

>>391092
*Person of unidentified gender

 No.391095

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>Meet awdrii irl.
>Try to act as smart as possible to impress.
>Have a meltdown because too much pressure.

 No.391096

If you're looking for one aspect and focusing more on that aspect then the actual people you're interacting with, which is where this potential BF comes from… why the fuck would he ever want someone like you? Like, the search itself in the way you describe it shows that you aren't worth their attention. If they're actually smart they'll know to avoid the obsessive idiot who wants to look smart but can't even figure out basic social interaction.

 No.391100

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go to /r9k/

 No.391101

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 No.391104

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meow

 No.391105

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>>391088
>dumpass

 No.391106

>>391105
yeah what about it do you wanna start something you binch

 No.391117

>>391112
whats your IQ

 No.391121

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throw a smart book out into the woods and go back the next day to see if any boys turned up to read it

 No.391122

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Maybe you don't have a smart boyfriend because they have the brains to know that yer a LOOOSER

 No.391123

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wew

 No.391124

>>391121
This is basically a flawless plan and I strongly advocate it

 No.391125

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>>391124
Their strong intellect really would make them stand there and ponder and ponder about a random book they've found.

Not being able to ignoring irrelevant things is a clear sign of the sharp mind.

 No.391126

Autistic people don't lack emotions. Being autistic isn't a bad thing, despite what certain well-known, shitty "awareness" groups tell you about how bad it is to have autism, and how autistic people are burdens on society with no redeeming traits, etc etc.

Anyway, I studied advanced mathematics in college. The prospect of a grill interested in me being book smart isn't something I ever heard of before in my life, can I stick my peepee in you?

 No.391131

>>391126
>being autistic isn't a bad thing
lel

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>>391126
As somebody who grew out of autism when he was younger:
>

 No.391182

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>>391180
As somebody who grew out of autism when he was younger:
>

 No.391183

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>>391180
>Grew out of autism
>Grew
>Out of a mental disorder

lol no you didn't

 No.391185

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>>391180
>grew out of autism

That's not how it works you fuck.

 No.391186

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>>391106
>dumping ass in public

 No.391188

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>>391182
>>391183
>>391185
There are a lot of things you can grow out of in mental disorders.

Making a big deal of it. Thinking it defines who you are. Making it the center of your life or blaming every bad thing on it. Stuff like that.

 No.391190

>>391180
But you didn't. You realize that you're different and that you've never, ever fit in, right? The way you respond to people makes it obvious that you don't get social interaction, and you're "lel I don't care" act is so pathetically fake that the simple fact that you keep doing it shows how unfit you are to interact with people.

You're worse than N. As in currently you have mental issues that make you even less appealing to interact with.

 No.391191

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>Mercer
>Grow up

Ahahahahahahah

 No.391192

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>>391190
It's kinda sad seeing someone who's so consumed by their own anger that they can't even see what's actually happening.
>>391191
Could you and Simon just kill each other? Seriously.
>>391183
I'd try to explain but you're an SJW. So it's not like you're even capable of basic fucking logic.

 No.391193

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>>391192
I don't hit the mentally disabled.

Now then, no more outbursts kiddo, or I'll sent you in to time-out.

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>>391193
Then why do you hit yourself with Alcohol?

 No.391195

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>>391194
I'm not on call after a 65 hour work week, so I'm 4 shots of whiskey into tonight.

 No.391196

>>391192
I haven't talked to a single person who thought you were anything but autistic garbage. If you're putting on an act to try to prove something, you're bad at it and it doesn't get across. You're right about the consumed by anger thing, I've already made it clear that I think the best thing you can do with your life is end it and I don't really see that view changing. Chances to rage at something with no guilt are too enticing.

 No.391197

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>>391196
It feels good knowing I'm not as pathetic as you are.
Thanks for that man.
>>391195
Good on you then.

 No.391198

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>>391197
Uh-huh, now stop being an idiot.

 No.391199

>>391197
Well you tried, it's not even fun if you're that generic with it.

 No.391200

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>>391199
It's fun for me if you're upset in anyway, shape, or form.
>>391198
Eh, whatever. Maui Porter is good.

 No.391201

It's another TB and Mercer: Father & Son episode.

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>>391200
Enjoy your shitty flavored beers kid.

>>391201
>in before Ted wants to be the mom

 No.391204

>>391192
>I'd try to explain but you're an SJW. So it's not like you're even capable of basic fucking logic.

The basic fucking logic is you don't grow out of autism, that's not a thing

 No.391205

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>>391202

but they are lovely

 No.391206

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>>391204
And you've just proved my point.

 No.391208

>>391206
You're genuinely baffling.

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>>391209
>I was right

Ahahahahah

 No.391211

>>391205
chubby puppo

 No.391222

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>>391210
Don't be ridiculous. I don't have the attitude to be considered a mom.

 No.391226

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>>391222
What's your nickname at work again?



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