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 No.390549[Last 50 Posts]

How does it poop?


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Through the hole.


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The… Shitty one?


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Do you guys ever get the feeling that you don't want to act retarded anymore? Or at least not most of the time.

Yes, yes social media is a just a big joke but… how long must we wallow in that joke? How much damage control does that realisation actually need?

What are we afraid of?


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>ask girl out
>yeah but I'm so busy I probably won't be able to go until summer XD
>ask roommate literally what does she mean by this
>maybe she actually is busy, try asking a specific date and see if she'll try to work with you on a time
>no response
yes or no nigga


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If you are going to be that pedantic about it then a no is probably better.


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are you finally gaining some self awareness, Simon?


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At least it's almost time for my shore duty.


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uh oh simon is gaining sentience


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I've never really felt comfortable being serious all the time, so I'm content with my role as a dumb jokey idiot

and i don't know about you but i'm mostly scared of getting murdered


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>delivering pizza
>old man opens the door 6 inches and asks who the pizza is for
>bad neighborhood apparently
>it's his roommate
>says he isn't coming to the door, invites me in
>creepy worn down apartment
>old man is in a t-shirt and briefs
>roommate finally shows up
>is clearly greened out
>signs receipt and I gtfo
I feel really bad for old people who have to have roommates


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>"Where are those idiots? Why is the TV on? WHY DO THEY NEVER WATCH THEIR OWN DAMN TV?"
>"I swear they are wasting power and then complaining about electrical bills"
>Step into toilet
>Sit down
>"Aaaaa…" faintly through the door



nice try, mr. kgb android, but you're not catching me that easy


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I understand.
If you chose to be serious you will still be surrounded by other peoples goofy madness.

I'm just asking myself if that really is so bad. Is there any difference?


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I'm actually doing very well at a skill I'm trying to learn! Accomplishments are real! Dreams are attainable! Yeah!
A bad camera gif can't capture high speed beads, apparently, but I'm posting progress anyway.

It's called begleri, and it's an artform originally derived from clicking together your prayer beads. Basically, those damn Greek teenagers decided they'd use their beads for sick tricks instead, which I guess was super offensive at the time, but now it's just another fun skill thing done people waste their time learning, like knife flipping or kendama. And you can make one yourself with just a string and two beads/nuts/etc.

Actual intention:


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I think I like it more when people do something for a long time and then they say or someone else tells them; Hey, this is starting to look pretty good.


I mean, it isn't starting to look good. It's still really basic. But I thought I'd suck at it, and I've actually managed to learn one or two tricks, so I'm celebrating small victories, which I need to do more often. I put myself down too much.


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What I'm trying to say is that you should get on my level scrub 260 180 420 harambe.


Alas I cannot, for your level is too high for me. I will never be Moony. 😥


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It's looking great and more importantly it's stimulating and relxaing when you get better at it.

So keep doing it.


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spent two hours washing and waxing my car.
Looks bretty gud. winter was not kind to it though


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>delivering pizza yesterday
>loud thump noise
>I see the roof topper hanging from a cord in my rear view mirror
too much wax kek


I bring news from the book of faces

Czarry is once again with child


boy or girl?




Don't know yet


So a dinosaur?


Yes, they're naming this one Rex.


I really suck at being supportive to friends who are feeling down in the dumps

[spoiler]But I'll be damned if I'm not going to try anyway[/?]


Shit fuck I suck


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Day 9,985 of being alive:
Dear Diary, Nothing too interesting happened, I got conned into eating a vegan burrito and nearly spat it out in front of the person who offered it.
Later, got offered to buy Food Stamp benefits from an middle-aged black woman in front of a Target. She reeked of tobacco and ammonia.
I went to the beach for awhile and had a nice time with my old chihuahua.


gonna rape any locals?


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>Cheese cake again


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Someone help me find one of those big screen 3DS's for cheap.


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Re:Creators is interesting.




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tfw I have a girl who I exchange hundreds of texts with a day and will marry me when I'm 30


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How old is she?


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I watched that popular animu thats having a theater run currently and now I'm downloading "Not As Good As Banjo Kazooie and Tooie but still Better Than DK64" The Game.
Gonna be fun.


19 in a few days.



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>weight has remained around 190 for like a month
kill me fam


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>Chisa "Get rid of all kids" Yukizome
>Chisa "Out of the womb and into the tomb" Yukizome
>Chisa "Killing a child feels really wild" Yukizome
>Chisa "Toddlers are nothing but fodder" Yukizome
>Chisa "Premeditated Preschool" Yukizome
>Chisa "Targets are found on the playground" Yukizome
>Chisa "Brats get gats" Yukizome
>Chisa "Don't care if they're children I'll still kill them" Yukizome
>Chisa "Ten years or less and get laid to rest" Yukizome
>Chisa "First grader mutilator" Yukizome
>Chisa "Spike the Tykes" Yukizome
>Chisa "Crying Kid Crusher" Yukizome
>Chisa "Toddler Terminator" Yukizome
>Chisa "Preschool Purifier" Yukizome
>Chisa "You must be this tall to live" Yukizome
>Chisa "Gerber Grow-up Plan Gleaner" Yukizome
>Chisa "Trust Fund Refund" Yukizome
>Chisa "Child Coffin Collector" Yukizome
>Chisa "burn'em while they're still small" Yukizome
>Chisa "if their age is on the clock, they're ready for the glock" Yukizome
>Chisa "small necks snap the best" Yukizome
>Chisa "Warriors of Hope in my scope" Yukizome
>Chisa "The Kids Are Not All Right" Yukizome
>Chisa "Underage Undertaker" Yukizome
>Chisa "The Babysplitter" Yukizome
>Chisa "Silly rabbit, crypts are for kids" Yukizome
>Chisa "Bungling the Younglings" Yukizome
>Chisa "Toddler Slaughter" Yukizome
>Chisa "Permanent Lullaby" Yukizome
>Chisa "Never Too Young To Die" Yukizome
>Chisa "Ten years or less and get laid to rest" Yukizome
>Chisa "Empty my nine at the lunch line" Yukizome
>Chisa "Late Term Abortion" Yukizome
>Chisa "Simon Says Die" Yukizome
>Chisa "after /ss/, it's time to rest" Yukizome
>Chisa "If you're young, time to get hung" Yukizome
>Chisa "Let the babies hit the floor" Yukizome
>Chisa "Rock a Bye Bye Baby" Yukizome
>Chisa"Jack Horner's dead in the corner"Yukizome


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did you smash?


He's dating a 19 year old and, despite being unable to quantify their relationship by any metric other than the number of texts they exchange, he's excited that this teenager has promised to marry him once he achieves an arbitrary age limit.

This is very amusing.


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Maybe he just needs to learn the hard way just how obnoxious teens usually are.


I'm getting married you guys


This reeks of dad humor.


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Shut the fuck up.



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If I'm not invited to the wedding I will curse your babies.


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You know I was kidding about having another one so quickly.


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>Buying my first fire arm.

Oh boy!


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They have those in Canadaland?


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Turns out they're incredibly easy to get if you live in the country side. Considering how it's apparently open season on farmers and cops refuse to do anything about it, next viable option is
RUSSIAN BRAND RUSSIAN Samozaryadnyj Karabin sistemy Simonova, 1945.

That or a shotgun.


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Shotgun means you don't need to shoot a second time.


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Yeah but, bayonet.


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I want a gun.


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So get a double barreled bayonet.


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Shit nigga, that's smart.


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Under-barrel shotgun attachment for your bayonet attachment?


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Put an axe attachment on it.


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Need a bigger symbol for "fuck off"?


I was pregnant when you were joking about that, friendo


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I like to think the universe made my statement correct on fear of me ever being wrong.


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Ah I see
I was kinda hoping nobody would say anything on here but whatever lol


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Yes well, Psycho is an idiot that doesn't seem to know when and how to say other peoples business. So I wouldn't be so shocked if I was in your position.


So I hear our homegoy here Psycho shit the bed on the news that my ball boys found their way home again.

I'd just like to say that sometimes when you inject your nuts with creatine the boys get a lil stronger and you get a bad infection

Still good going F R I E N D O


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Ohayo, Toiley!




?? My thing clearly says czarry


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Oops, I meant "konnichiwa". Dostedt, I need to study my Japanese more.

Oh, I also responded to the wrong post.


You also forgot the proper honorific you niggerfaggot.
You should have said "Hajimemashite Toiley-sama"

it's ok tho i forgive


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Hi Czarry! Are you getting more chickens this spring?


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Gomen nasai. Nice trips!


Was I supposed to not tell /ef/?


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Common sense nigga.

Use it.



I mean honestly I just assumed you were actually that stupid and you thought you should just take personal information they chose not to share… then share it. Like were you that desperate for something to talk about?

It's not that big of a deal, but a pretty obvious "what the fuck are you doing" moment. Kinda expected at this point. You should do something about that.


nazi memes vs alt right memes
who wins


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I might be an intern for comic con this summer
mite b cool


Kinda wanted to tell ef when I felt like it or when I had the kid but it's whatever

Yeah the 28th


I'm sorry


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It's a good thing I don't experience anxiety very often anymore.
I'd probably be losing my mind.


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Secret baby?


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>looking up monster musume shit
>don't know much, looking up the names of em
>Cerea seems to be my favorite
>Suddenly Cathyl
Step the fuck aside Cerea


Much as I usually love to jump on Psycho for doing something stupid, I'm taking his side on this. If you want to keep something a secret, don't put it on Facebook.


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The baby will be a little Mein Jr.



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It's on the internet. It's public. No one cared. Move on, wiener lords.


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Now that the internet knows about the baby it will be placed in a basket and sent down the river.

Wolf, the babys brother is going to play a large role in this rather cinematic life the baby is going to live.

Tracer will be a short tempered protector working from the shadows.

Psycho will be the guardian who has sworn to protect the baby to make up for his sin of revealing it.

Ef will be this dark force of evil who tries to stop the baby from being the chosen one.

I will be this wise, mysterious guy who can't be trusted but knows a thing or two.

Pez will be this constantly worried sage who doesn't really do anything but ads excitement to the story.

Mordo will work from the shadows and will tell the baby how harsh life is now and then. Other than that he doesn't really do anything and he can't be trusted.


what is my role?


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You will be a spider demon trying to eat the baby so the other spiders will love you for your fat abdomen.

You make traps but the baby figures out a way to trick you into making traps that works to the babys advantage.


just like the story of hercules


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I'm not that well read up on Greek mythology but maybe. If you say so.


Is my son going to be the next Moses wtf?


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I wish you could get a restraining order or something against someone for something like sending you packages, letters, and emails but nooooo, they apparently have to be a threat to you and not just a nuisance.


Your child will deliver his/her people from the cruel and tyrannical pharaoh (president)


Secret from you idiots not my friends and family on Facebook. And my Facebook isn't public for everyone to see but like I said, it's whatever lol.

It's fine lol. I'm not mad, just should have asked before telling people on here. Just when I announce the gender or shit, ask before posting it on here next time. It's chill brah. All I said was smh lol

Wtf did I just read


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>Wtf did I just read
One of Simon's insane ramblings. Things like that make me wonder whether Simon is actually a Markov-chain text generator.


Just film you opening them.
M-m-money shot


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I have to try harder so that Anon can understand me.

Wouldn't want to be diagnosed with insanity by Anon M.D and I really care about if Anon can't tell a person from text generator.


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A much simpler way is to just become more comfortable with your surroundings.

You don't have to pop your safety bubble but you should expand it.


Aw I thought you liked my presents


Nigga wait until you find polt. /fit/ dog


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Cathyl could break her like a twig.


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Big and stronk


Why bother


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I'll break her like a twig, mother fucker. I am as strong as four Nims.


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>dress somewhat nicely
>go to gas station
>driving a cute little girly car
>this is a somewhat rural area
I probably look like a fag here.
Oh well.


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Cute is what's important.


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>Danger, Wild boar.

That's like promoting free food in the park.


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Comic Con interview on Monday.
Civilian job interview eventually.


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did the blazin' challenge.
fuuggg I feel sick.
at least I got a free shirt.


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Tumbling down.

Tumbling down.


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my stomach needs an exorcism


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when I see the pussi


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>phone rings
>uh yes this mordo
>are you on site?
>uhh I don't.. have that information? who is this?
>this is cobra
>is this mordo *different last name*
>n-no his is mordo *my last name*
>oh wrong number. who is this?
>name again
>haha you scared me to death haha ok bye
what is cobra


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Must've found out what cobra is


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I have a hot coworker who lets me touch her butt and I'm getting transferred out to a different store populated by old people.


thats gross


Butt touching is cleaner than shaking hands.
It is objectively not gross.


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If cobra is a spicy buttsnake that ravages your bunghole, then yes


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Urban dictionary


When you eat spicy food and your extrements irritates your sphincter when you go to the bathroom a s a result.

Person 1: Aaaah. Aaaaah. Never should have eaten that jalapen…AAAAAH! COOOOBRA! AAAAAAH!
Person 2: You look so cute when you poop.


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>my brother is in jail again


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He sounds like a big guy.


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Sempai notice me


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How'd you know you were sempai???


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Because you only ever bother me or what's name with this shit.


Im loveable.


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Two negatives make a positive.


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But we still friends rite?


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Not on Steam.


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Things are more fun when I can randomnly pop up to annoy sempai.


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You have no means of actually doing that in any of my private channels though.


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The pizza place I work at is absolutely hosed if they don't figure out how to manage it properly and hire good people.
They are opening a new location this summer and it will fail because they'll be fighting a losing battle on two fronts.
As of yesterday, I am the oldest veteran employee remaining, surpassing the store owners by two years.
We're fucked.


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>You've been there longer than the owners

Jump ship.


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I would, if I had a better job lined up.
Pizza delivery is usually pretty fun, pays like $15/hr and I can work any hours I want.


Kong: Skull Island was so good.
That Godzilla reveal has left me diamonds.


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Dice two medium mushrooms
Dice a fatty beef burger
Dry in pan
Boil 100g egg noodles
Meanwhile put 2 table spoons of dark soy sauce in a bowl
Toss in 2 table spoons light soy sauce
Teaspoon of honey
Teaspoon of Tikka spice
Teaspoon of sesame oil
Toss noodles over mushrooms and meat
Toss sauce over noodles
Fry gently for 2 min



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niggas in Cleveland getting massacred


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Like, a news article or something.


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An elderly black man was shot by some nigger and it was streamed on Facebook.


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But no article on the subject.


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Not one that I can find yet. Hopefully someone reports on it instead of just pretending it didn't happen.


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Well it was a black guy who committed the crime, so the media couldn't give two shits.


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People are pissed, though. A friendly ol' black grandpa getting fucking ganked by some nog leaves a bad taste in people's mouths.


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If people give enough of a shit about something then we'll undoubtedly hear some details about it eventually.



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Yeah, did that fifteen minutes ago.


Yeah I was just coming here to say this.
Shits fucked. He's about 2 hours from me last sighting. Even closer to Psycho.


Yeah because a killer that everyone is on the lookout for is totally going to hunt down some faggot on the internet


from what we know he's picking at random but fuck me for just wanting you to stay safe


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One can only hope.


Wait has he killed more people? I thought he only killed the old guy


he bragged about killing 12 already today right before killing the old guy and I think he updated it to 15.
He might just be bragging because that feeling like it might be har to do.
But he might not be just bragging and it seems like he could just be grabbing people from the street


holy fuck i am so tired of feeling so exhausted. fug

you know, tbh. after reading up on everything and watching him talk. and watching the video with my hands over my eyes and toilet telling me what happens…
and how chill he was right after
i feel he HAS killed 12 people and they were hobos or some shit. or he did it past and is just talking about it now. i honestly don't put it past him.


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>the way he gunned down that old man
I usually no I almost never mean this but I legit hope the shooter gets the worst possible death a human can get. I legit hope this shooter gets raped to death and then have his corpse publicly violated and then thrown into a ditch filled with spit. Yes I am mad as fuck.


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That's where I draw the line.

I can't stand bragging.


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Completed my housing brief, so now I can start looking for places to move to out in town.


Comic Con interview
pls grant me your luck


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I'll be amazed if I actually get this internship after that cringefest of an interview.
I'm pretty flattered to be the first person they interviewed though


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Should have just answered the questions then.


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I did, but I still want to blow my fucking brains out


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>All these people who say that north korea is a threat


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I don't want to see another full scale war until we perfected mech technology.


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You won't, don't worry. North korea has done this dozens of times yet people always act like it's the first time.


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I am great, send me gifts.


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>I get to think up more and more suspicious names for Mike now


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I need things to do anyway.
My cow friend isn't in the herd anymore so I can't play cow fetch.


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only my roommate could hog the stove, bathroom, and block me in the driveway simultaneously


The guy who killed that old man has offed himself


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What a pussy.


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rip bugs


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>Finished paperwork regarding yearly evaluation
>Went over it with Boss, gave me a promotion along with two extra dollarydoos an hour

Neat, time to buy Mike something with a suspicious name.


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I patiently await my new dildo.


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I don't need that in my purchase history.


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crunch time.
semester almost over.
no internship lined up so I will probably have to help open a new pizza shop in Provo.
I've been feeling down because of this and I barely have the motivation to get work done


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April 19, 1989, Turret 2 on board USS Iowa exploded killing 47 sailors. The Navy attempted to cover it up by blaming it all on one Sailor. It was later proved to have been an issue over over ramming the powder bags and old powder from ww2 being mixed into new bags of powder. The Navy to this day hasn't apologized to the sailors family for ruining his name after death.


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I've been offered an internship in Maryland for like 12 bucks an hour.
I guess I'll wait for another offer


This internship has a duration of 8 months and is after I graduate btw


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>Locked into a fixed salary



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>Locked into a fixed salary



>Specialized Access Control Specialist
What is a specialized specialist?


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Huh? That position has an hourly wage, not a fixed salary.


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Literally a security guard


I'm finally at the point where I can feel mostly comfortable anime without subtitles.

It's been a long time coming, but it sure feels good to be within reach of true weeb status.


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I need to get back to studying and learning japanese. I've only learned Filipino curses recently.


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Today I will review a delicious protein pudding without lactose or added sugar.

The crust is weird and rubbery, the internals are milky and overall it tastes boring but edible. THE REVIEW IS OVER, PRAISE BE THE PROTEIN PUDDING!


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You work out when eating that stuff right?


If you defined working out by grabbing the cellulite under your butt and jiggled it in pure disgust and hate in a mirror. Doctum's workout is aiming for the perfect ass.


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>tfw uncertain future


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>tfw getting to the point where video games and other interactive media outlets are feeling like a 'waste of time' and aren't 'fun' anymore unless I am doing it with someone else.

I just want to wear stupid ironic shirts, swear a lot, meme people into a coma, and do stupid stuff while walking around towns/cities exploring shit.

But instead I am stuck working all the time and the few moments I don't are spent wasting time and feeling bad for wasting said time.

I have so many things I should be doing than this right now.



welcome to the normie life


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You're just getting lonelier with age or just getting needlessly high standards. Probably both.


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No I just am forced into being a fucking wage cuck slave normie and so my body is naturally telling me that this is wrong and I should want to die unless I am able to have some ability of freedom in the like that I could turn on my mic and yell about stupid shit – like how I used to be able to but now can't.'

I want to be and express the fucking retard memer I am on the inside but I can't because of the people around me and it's killing me.








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>>tfw getting to the point where video games and other interactive media outlets are feeling like a 'waste of time' and aren't 'fun' anymore unless I am doing it with someone else.



wtf even TC grew up, war has changed


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No longer enjoying things you used to enjoy is a textbook symptom of depression! Congratulations!


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>making smores in the backyard
>lel let's throw a .22 in the fire
>I tape it to the bottom of an old saucepan, put it upside down in the coals and hit the deck
>that was weak, let's do it again
>tape a 9mm to the saucepan
>bigger pop
>saucepan is dented
top laff
probably the closest to campus any rounds have been discharged


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Please don't accidently kill yourself with live ammunition.


Haha, it's funny because you're legally allowed to own firearms despite doing stupid garbage like this! America!


Someone hates freedom


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We took all of the appropriate precautions.
The only thing we didn't know was how loud the pop would be.
Cooked rounds just blow the cartridge open, and the shrapnel doesn't have enough energy to kill.


Did you wear eye protection?


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You've made it to the mid-late 20s depressive spiral
Enjoy questioning your existence for the next couple of years with the rest of us


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The fire pit is made of stacked bricks with an eighth inch metal drum insert.
We taped the cartridge to the side of the saucepan with the bullet facing down to give us enough time to get to cover.
Our cover was behind a ledge, below the level of the rim of the fire pit, so if something flew out, it would be impossible to hit us


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When is it 'going to get better' - the meme that normies always keep telling me.


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Your mistake was having kids.
Being a fossil sounds awful.


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>You need to have kids to know the hardships of adult life and debts

Shut up, kid.


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It's what solidifies it.


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I know plenty of people with kids who don't grow up.


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If anything, the kids are the main positive thing in my life.
When I look at my son, or think about my son and my next child, I get overwhelming joy and motivation.

It's what gets me through the day some days.
Really, it's the opposite of your claim, Mercer.
I live only for my little family I'm building. I don't know where I'd be without them.

It's given me purpose. But the turmoil and hardship of work and adult shit is what brings me down.
If I could just stay home with my sons and daughters all my life that'd be nice.
But these children of mine will need a Father, not a friend.

It sux i guess fuggin jews


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>I'm not an adult until I bust a nut in someone.

Okay, good to know.


it's such a stupid fucking meme

Sex is a meme. Children are a meme.

But damn do I fucking love memes.


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I dunno, I raised my brother's kids for like, 3 years. Just eat one of them when they get out of line.


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But hold the fuck up sex isn't a meme.
It's far too varies depending on the person to be one.
Stop being wrong about things.



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I hear some people that go through this around our age tend to feel better at some point but fuck if I know when it is.

I like to think It'll be when I graduate but who knows maybe it'll be when I'm 80 and cant remember sadness because of dementia


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Kill me. Trying to sober up and get life together but my body and mind break down just trying to get shit done part time sob er or not. I don't think the normal mid-late 20s spiral includes hoping for disability soonish as the only "good" end.


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I dont think theres a normal spiral outside of the standard "life has responsibilities and thing arnt as fun anymore" part I think its all personally tailored to the things you hate about your life


That first one happened years ago, then it got to the things will get better after I worked my way up and moved halfway across the country and started getting my stuff set up.

Current psycho shit is a rehash of that with the added realization that after years of trying none of this matters and I'm not capable of doing what I need to do to afford a place to live. I miss when responsibility was confusing and not hopeless.


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I have a nephew now


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So I killed two birds because they decided flying into a giant metal car going 50 miles an hour was a good fucking idea. I guess they were Japanese style suicide pigeons. Damned slanted eyed fucks.

Also I almost crashed swerving away from a kitten that was inexplicably in the middle of three lanes of traffic.

A nigger honked their horn at me to indicate their displeasure in me not senselessly killing something. Or almost ruining their shitty '87 Honda. I couldn't tell which.


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>tfw spent nearly seven hours playing [?]TF2[/spoiler] with best friend


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>tfw keep mixing up the spoiler methods for efchan and 4chan


what kind of car do you drive

reminds me of the time I saw a dead bird sitting on the bumper of someone's car. I figure they must have hit it and it died but somehow didn't fall off.


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An '04 Toyota POS. I actually thought one of them might've gotten stuck in my bumper, so I checked when I got back home. I didn't see anything evident in the dark, but I'll have a better view in the morning.


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Corolla, Celica, Avalon, Camry, Rav4, 4Runner, Sequoia, Land Cruiser, Echo, Tacoma, Tundra?
My guess is Corolla


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I forgot Sienna.
Can't think of any other models sold around 2004


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How did I forget that?
Toyota had an insane lineup.
Too many models to remember


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Scratch Supra, I'm pretty sure the last year was 2002.
This is starting to interrupt my sleep.
Damn you Toyota, and your insane market share and diverse segmentation.


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>30m phone queue
>"I want to talk to the person that lives 10m with car away, please."
>"Okay :)"
>10m phone queue
>"Y'all niggas froze my income. I have enough money to live for a month if I eat nothing but spaghetti. What's up?"
>"Oh, yeah, we got a paper saying we needed to do something for you, someone apparently just dismissed the paper."
>"Dismissed it?"
>"Yes, they just ignored it. Well then, guess I got work to do. How much money do you have?"
>"About 3 digits less than I'm supposed to. I got enough for a bus ticket to you and lunch if we solve this today."
>"Erherm, okay, come over as soon as you can and I'll pay you the 2 weeks you're due."
>"Alright, see you in an hour."

No kneecaps need to be broken today then.


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operation diet white hoers……….



it's a minivan isn't it


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I don't have kids.


then why are you driving a minivan bruv


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So I can fit your mother in the back.


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she'd fit in the front seat just fine though.
you sure you don't have a reason to drive a minivan that doesn't involve my mother?


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To fit your sister too.

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