are you finally gaining some self awareness, Simon?
I've never really felt comfortable being serious all the time, so I'm content with my role as a dumb jokey idiot
and i don't know about you but i'm mostly scared of getting murdered
nice try, mr. kgb android, but you're not catching me that easy
If you chose to be serious you will still be surrounded by other peoples goofy madness.
I'm just asking myself if that really is so bad. Is there any difference?
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I'm actually doing very well at a skill I'm trying to learn! Accomplishments are real! Dreams are attainable! Yeah!
A bad camera gif can't capture high speed beads, apparently, but I'm posting progress anyway.
It's called begleri, and it's an artform originally derived from clicking together your prayer beads. Basically, those damn Greek teenagers decided they'd use their beads for sick tricks instead, which I guess was super offensive at the time, but now it's just another fun skill thing done people waste their time learning, like knife flipping or kendama. And you can make one yourself with just a string and two beads/nuts/etc.
I mean, it isn't starting to look good. It's still really basic. But I thought I'd suck at it, and I've actually managed to learn one or two tricks, so I'm celebrating small victories, which I need to do more often. I put myself down too much.
Alas I cannot, for your level is too high for me. I will never be Moony. 😥
It's looking great and more importantly it's stimulating and relxaing when you get better at it.
So keep doing it.
I bring news from the book of faces
Czarry is once again with child
Yes, they're naming this one Rex.
I really suck at being supportive to friends who are feeling down in the dumps
[spoiler]But I'll be damned if I'm not going to try anyway[/?]
gonna rape any locals?
19 in a few days.
He's dating a 19 year old and, despite being unable to quantify their relationship by any metric other than the number of texts they exchange, he's excited that this teenager has promised to marry him once he achieves an arbitrary age limit.
This is very amusing.
I'm getting married you guys
This reeks of dad humor.
Turns out they're incredibly easy to get if you live in the country side. Considering how it's apparently open season on farmers and cops refuse to do anything about it, next viable option is
RUSSIAN BRAND RUSSIAN Samozaryadnyj Karabin sistemy Simonova, 1945.
That or a shotgun.
I was pregnant when you were joking about that, friendo
Ah I see
I was kinda hoping nobody would say anything on here but whatever lol
So I hear our homegoy here Psycho shit the bed on the news that my ball boys found their way home again.
I'd just like to say that sometimes when you inject your nuts with creatine the boys get a lil stronger and you get a bad infection
Still good going F R I E N D O
?? My thing clearly says czarry
Oops, I meant "konnichiwa". Dostedt, I need to study my Japanese more.>>390775
Oh, I also responded to the wrong post.
You also forgot the proper honorific you niggerfaggot.
You should have said "Hajimemashite Toiley-sama"it's ok tho i forgive
Was I supposed to not tell /ef/?
Common sense nigga.
HEY LET ME TELL YOU THIS BIG LIFE EVENT THING THAT THEY HAVEN'T YOU THEMSELVES EVEN THOUGH THEY'VE BEEN AROUND, I BET THEY JUST FORGOT
I mean honestly I just assumed you were actually that stupid and you thought you should just take personal information they chose not to share… then share it. Like were you that desperate for something to talk about?
It's not that big of a deal, but a pretty obvious "what the fuck are you doing" moment. Kinda expected at this point. You should do something about that.
nazi memes vs alt right memes
Kinda wanted to tell ef when I felt like it or when I had the kid but it's whatever >>390778
Yeah the 28th
Much as I usually love to jump on Psycho for doing something stupid, I'm taking his side on this. If you want to keep something a secret, don't put it on Facebook.
It's on the internet. It's public. No one cared. Move on, wiener lords.
You will be a spider demon trying to eat the baby so the other spiders will love you for your fat abdomen.
You make traps but the baby figures out a way to trick you into making traps that works to the babys advantage.
just like the story of hercules
Is my son going to be the next Moses wtf?
I wish you could get a restraining order or something against someone for something like sending you packages, letters, and emails but nooooo, they apparently have to be a threat to you and not just a nuisance.
Your child will deliver his/her people from the cruel and tyrannical pharaoh (president)
Secret from you idiots not my friends and family on Facebook. And my Facebook isn't public for everyone to see but like I said, it's whatever lol.>>390794
It's fine lol. I'm not mad, just should have asked before telling people on here. Just when I announce the gender or shit, ask before posting it on here next time. It's chill brah. All I said was smh lol>>390810
Wtf did I just read
Just film you opening them.
I have to try harder so that Anon can understand me.
Wouldn't want to be diagnosed with insanity by Anon M.D and I really care about if Anon can't tell a person from text generator.
A much simpler way is to just become more comfortable with your surroundings.
You don't have to pop your safety bubble but you should expand it.
Aw I thought you liked my presents
Nigga wait until you find polt. /fit/ dog
Must've found out what cobra is
Butt touching is cleaner than shaking hands.
It is objectively not gross.
How'd you know you were sempai???
But we still friends rite?
I would, if I had a better job lined up.
Pizza delivery is usually pretty fun, pays like $15/hr and I can work any hours I want.
Kong: Skull Island was so good.
That Godzilla reveal has left me diamonds.
Yeah I was just coming here to say this.
Shits fucked. He's about 2 hours from me last sighting. Even closer to Psycho.
Yeah because a killer that everyone is on the lookout for is totally going to hunt down some faggot on the internet
from what we know he's picking at random but fuck me for just wanting you to stay safe
Wait has he killed more people? I thought he only killed the old guy
he bragged about killing 12 already today right before killing the old guy and I think he updated it to 15.
He might just be bragging because that feeling like it might be har to do.
But he might not be just bragging and it seems like he could just be grabbing people from the street
holy fuck i am so tired of feeling so exhausted. fug>>390988
you know, tbh. after reading up on everything and watching him talk. and watching the video with my hands over my eyes and toilet telling me what happens…
and how chill he was right after
i feel he HAS killed 12 people and they were hobos or some shit. or he did it past and is just talking about it now. i honestly don't put it past him.
That's where I draw the line.
I can't stand bragging.
Comic Con interview
pls grant me your luck
I need things to do anyway.
My cow friend isn't in the herd anymore so I can't play cow fetch.
The guy who killed that old man has offed himself
This internship has a duration of 8 months and is after I graduate btw
>>391057>Specialized Access Control Specialist
What is a specialized specialist?
I'm finally at the point where I can feel mostly comfortable anime without subtitles.
It's been a long time coming, but it sure feels good to be within reach of true weeb status.
If you defined working out by grabbing the cellulite under your butt and jiggled it in pure disgust and hate in a mirror. Doctum's workout is aiming for the perfect ass.
welcome to the normie life
No I just am forced into being a fucking wage cuck slave normie and so my body is naturally telling me that this is wrong and I should want to die unless I am able to have some ability of freedom in the like that I could turn on my mic and yell about stupid shit – like how I used to be able to but now can't.'
I want to be and express the fucking retard memer I am on the inside but I can't because of the people around me and it's killing me.
I JUST WANT TO YELL NIGGER LOUD WITHOUT BEING JUDGED FUCKING DAMMIT
I HATE WORKING
I HATE WORK
I WANT TO SLEEP
FUCKING SHEKELBERG LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wtf even TC grew up, war has changed
Haha, it's funny because you're legally allowed to own firearms despite doing stupid garbage like this! America!
Someone hates freedom
We took all of the appropriate precautions.
The only thing we didn't know was how loud the pop would be.
Cooked rounds just blow the cartridge open, and the shrapnel doesn't have enough energy to kill.
Did you wear eye protection?
You've made it to the mid-late 20s depressive spiral
Enjoy questioning your existence for the next couple of years with the rest of us
The fire pit is made of stacked bricks with an eighth inch metal drum insert.
We taped the cartridge to the side of the saucepan with the bullet facing down to give us enough time to get to cover.
Our cover was behind a ledge, below the level of the rim of the fire pit, so if something flew out, it would be impossible to hit us
Your mistake was having kids.>>391135
Being a fossil sounds awful.
If anything, the kids are the main positive thing in my life.
When I look at my son, or think about my son and my next child, I get overwhelming joy and motivation.
It's what gets me through the day some days.
Really, it's the opposite of your claim, Mercer.
I live only for my little family I'm building. I don't know where I'd be without them.
It's given me purpose. But the turmoil and hardship of work and adult shit is what brings me down.
If I could just stay home with my sons and daughters all my life that'd be nice.
But these children of mine will need a Father, not a friend.
It sux i guess fuggin jews
it's such a stupid fucking meme
Sex is a meme. Children are a meme.
But damn do I fucking love memes.
But hold the fuck up sex isn't a meme.
It's far too varies depending on the person to be one.
Stop being wrong about things.
I hear some people that go through this around our age tend to feel better at some point but fuck if I know when it is.
I like to think It'll be when I graduate but who knows maybe it'll be when I'm 80 and cant remember sadness because of dementia
That first one happened years ago, then it got to the things will get better after I worked my way up and moved halfway across the country and started getting my stuff set up.
Current psycho shit is a rehash of that with the added realization that after years of trying none of this matters and I'm not capable of doing what I need to do to afford a place to live. I miss when responsibility was confusing and not hopeless.
what kind of car do you drive
reminds me of the time I saw a dead bird sitting on the bumper of someone's car. I figure they must have hit it and it died but somehow didn't fall off.
Corolla, Celica, Avalon, Camry, Rav4, 4Runner, Sequoia, Land Cruiser, Echo, Tacoma, Tundra?
My guess is Corolla
operation diet white hoers……….
it's a minivan isn't it
then why are you driving a minivan bruv
she'd fit in the front seat just fine though.
you sure you don't have a reason to drive a minivan that doesn't involve my mother?