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File: lpy8vnyod79c.png (246.62 KB, 500x633, catdog.png)

 No.390549[Last 50 Posts]

How does it poop?

 No.390550

File: ka8jxg7imjgg.jpg (28.33 KB, 636x358, 1241013095294423695.jpg)

Through the hole.

 No.390551

File: 5fbbgvoyfkhs.jpg (431.91 KB, 1500x970, pe-vithrack.jpg)

>>390550
Which?

 No.390552

File: eitkqjisypkw.png (472.97 KB, 680x680, 55d.png)


 No.390553

File: 626n2z9axksg.png (370.19 KB, 1280x321, smoking hot buns.png)

>>390552
The… Shitty one?

 No.390558

File: kamwi4m254w0.png (987.76 KB, 1920x1050, Fluttershy_with_Pinkie_Pie….png)

Do you guys ever get the feeling that you don't want to act retarded anymore? Or at least not most of the time.

Yes, yes social media is a just a big joke but… how long must we wallow in that joke? How much damage control does that realisation actually need?

What are we afraid of?

 No.390559

File: espay7rbnaps.jpg (40.56 KB, 1280x720, 330722-watashi-ga-motenai-….jpg)

>ask girl out
>yeah but I'm so busy I probably won't be able to go until summer XD
>ask roommate literally what does she mean by this
>maybe she actually is busy, try asking a specific date and see if she'll try to work with you on a time
>no response
yes or no nigga

 No.390563

File: 649zuztlh8n4.jpg (5.9 KB, 200x200, fluttershy__s_portrait_by_….jpg)

>>390559
If you are going to be that pedantic about it then a no is probably better.

 No.390565

File: 7q4uj677sa68.gif (613.27 KB, 592x501, LOL.gif)

>>390558
LOL

what?

 No.390566

>>390558
are you finally gaining some self awareness, Simon?

 No.390578

File: aa7h1b3w24n4.jpg (49.57 KB, 877x620, 17634402_933761303427617_7….jpg)

At least it's almost time for my shore duty.

 No.390598

File: bm1xzffw8yyo.png (99.16 KB, 439x316, tumblr_nv44wgGoOM1u6qsk4o3….png)

>>390558
uh oh simon is gaining sentience

 No.390601

File: maetdtr06bk0.png (20.48 KB, 387x501, 14236437343.PNG)

>>390558
nah

I've never really felt comfortable being serious all the time, so I'm content with my role as a dumb jokey idiot

and i don't know about you but i'm mostly scared of getting murdered

 No.390604

File: bmkw2dvrdwxs.jpg (45.67 KB, 502x627, 1491276578010.jpg)

>delivering pizza
>old man opens the door 6 inches and asks who the pizza is for
>bad neighborhood apparently
>it's his roommate
>says he isn't coming to the door, invites me in
>creepy worn down apartment
>old man is in a t-shirt and briefs
>roommate finally shows up
>is clearly greened out
>signs receipt and I gtfo
I feel really bad for old people who have to have roommates

 No.390606

File: qsxkk4ke0ow0.png (136.12 KB, 700x700, Rarity 1sp.png)

>"Where are those idiots? Why is the TV on? WHY DO THEY NEVER WATCH THEIR OWN DAMN TV?"
>"I swear they are wasting power and then complaining about electrical bills"
>Step into toilet
>Sit down
>"Aaaaa…" faintly through the door
>…
>…
>nope.jpg
>FLUSH
>WATER
>WALK AWAY MOTHERFUCKER

 No.390607

>>390604
>.ru

nice try, mr. kgb android, but you're not catching me that easy

 No.390608

File: fbkrrgidheyo.png (216.85 KB, 800x716, mlp__fluttershy_by_quere-d….png)

>>390601
I understand.
If you chose to be serious you will still be surrounded by other peoples goofy madness.

I'm just asking myself if that really is so bad. Is there any difference?

 No.390613

File: by21crvy13i8.gif (Spoiler Image, 3.98 MB, 480x640, cameringo_20170408_123233.gif)

I'm actually doing very well at a skill I'm trying to learn! Accomplishments are real! Dreams are attainable! Yeah!
A bad camera gif can't capture high speed beads, apparently, but I'm posting progress anyway.

It's called begleri, and it's an artform originally derived from clicking together your prayer beads. Basically, those damn Greek teenagers decided they'd use their beads for sick tricks instead, which I guess was super offensive at the time, but now it's just another fun skill thing done people waste their time learning, like knife flipping or kendama. And you can make one yourself with just a string and two beads/nuts/etc.

Actual intention:
https://youtu.be/4yZC1inesPY

 No.390614

File: xva30g6nt3i8.png (299.93 KB, 682x662, mlfw5476-1338654020827.png)

>>390613
I think I like it more when people do something for a long time and then they say or someone else tells them; Hey, this is starting to look pretty good.

 No.390615

>>390614
I mean, it isn't starting to look good. It's still really basic. But I thought I'd suck at it, and I've actually managed to learn one or two tricks, so I'm celebrating small victories, which I need to do more often. I put myself down too much.

 No.390616

File: 3g6x28c7hf7k.gif (2.02 MB, 600x338, ezgif-1-63039eb5eb.gif)

>>390615
What I'm trying to say is that you should get on my level scrub 260 180 420 harambe.

 No.390617

>>390616
Alas I cannot, for your level is too high for me. I will never be Moony. 😥

 No.390618

File: 125zl5z7crq8.png (432.1 KB, 1280x720, Fluttershy_'I'd_be_honored….png)

>>390617
It's looking great and more importantly it's stimulating and relxaing when you get better at it.

So keep doing it.

 No.390622

File: ybdfgrj2qvwg.jpg (92.2 KB, 1024x683, VrcHXOU.jpg)

spent two hours washing and waxing my car.
Looks bretty gud. winter was not kind to it though

 No.390635

File: 7rivtjwvyakg.jpg (115.19 KB, 1706x960, FB_IMG_1491752240093.jpg)

>delivering pizza yesterday
>loud thump noise
>I see the roof topper hanging from a cord in my rear view mirror
too much wax kek

 No.390636

I bring news from the book of faces

Czarry is once again with child

 No.390641

>>390636
boy or girl?

 No.390642

>>390641
trans-chicken

 No.390643

>>390641
Don't know yet

 No.390648

>>390642
So a dinosaur?

 No.390650

>>390648
Yes, they're naming this one Rex.

 No.390656

I really suck at being supportive to friends who are feeling down in the dumps

[spoiler]But I'll be damned if I'm not going to try anyway[/?]

 No.390657

>>390656
Shit fuck I suck

 No.390658

File: uq592cpex0qo.png (336.96 KB, 921x964, __kaenbyou_rin_and_reiuji_….png)

Day 9,985 of being alive:
Dear Diary, Nothing too interesting happened, I got conned into eating a vegan burrito and nearly spat it out in front of the person who offered it.
Later, got offered to buy Food Stamp benefits from an middle-aged black woman in front of a Target. She reeked of tobacco and ammonia.
I went to the beach for awhile and had a nice time with my old chihuahua.

 No.390685

>>390578
gonna rape any locals?

 No.390689

File: 4blyklnky4xs.gif (73.15 KB, 998x846, 1446946784076.gif)

>Cheese cake again

 No.390694

File: vo9rup7k9m2o.jpg (136.54 KB, 763x434, 1485505409594.jpg)

Someone help me find one of those big screen 3DS's for cheap.

 No.390696

File: exudhw2rkcn4.png (2.12 MB, 1920x1080, 1490387008388.png)

Re:Creators is interesting.

 No.390697

>>390694
Craigslist

 No.390714

File: 5skqxk7erocg.png (273.25 KB, 406x523, Yui117.png)

tfw I have a girl who I exchange hundreds of texts with a day and will marry me when I'm 30

 No.390715

File: vqrdqpabjfuo.jpg (65.04 KB, 900x506, 1487584150809.jpg)

>>390714
How old is she?

 No.390718

File: 4971253exwhs.png (120.49 KB, 540x304, tumblr_o8unzfoNz81rtnjgco1….png)

I watched that popular animu thats having a theater run currently and now I'm downloading "Not As Good As Banjo Kazooie and Tooie but still Better Than DK64" The Game.
Gonna be fun.

 No.390724

>>390715
19 in a few days.

 No.390726


 No.390727

File: 1l3snhncwpz4.jpg (6.46 KB, 184x184, a700067476a2caefb52ff87afc….jpg)


 No.390728


 No.390729

File: c60ygakyknpc.jpg (280.23 KB, 1160x1160, 1491947802373.jpg)

>weight has remained around 190 for like a month
kill me fam

 No.390730

File: k6i5eqlusxds.jpg (323.21 KB, 1280x960, tumblr_ogn1z8P2Fc1tszpigo3….jpg)

>Chisa "Get rid of all kids" Yukizome
>Chisa "Out of the womb and into the tomb" Yukizome
>Chisa "Killing a child feels really wild" Yukizome
>Chisa "Toddlers are nothing but fodder" Yukizome
>Chisa "Premeditated Preschool" Yukizome
>Chisa "Targets are found on the playground" Yukizome
>Chisa "Brats get gats" Yukizome
>Chisa "Don't care if they're children I'll still kill them" Yukizome
>Chisa "Ten years or less and get laid to rest" Yukizome
>Chisa "First grader mutilator" Yukizome
>Chisa "Spike the Tykes" Yukizome
>Chisa "Crying Kid Crusher" Yukizome
>Chisa "Toddler Terminator" Yukizome
>Chisa "Preschool Purifier" Yukizome
>Chisa "You must be this tall to live" Yukizome
>Chisa "Gerber Grow-up Plan Gleaner" Yukizome
>Chisa "Trust Fund Refund" Yukizome
>Chisa "Child Coffin Collector" Yukizome
>Chisa "burn'em while they're still small" Yukizome
>Chisa "if their age is on the clock, they're ready for the glock" Yukizome
>Chisa "small necks snap the best" Yukizome
>Chisa "Warriors of Hope in my scope" Yukizome
>Chisa "The Kids Are Not All Right" Yukizome
>Chisa "Underage Undertaker" Yukizome
>Chisa "The Babysplitter" Yukizome
>Chisa "Silly rabbit, crypts are for kids" Yukizome
>Chisa "Bungling the Younglings" Yukizome
>Chisa "Toddler Slaughter" Yukizome
>Chisa "Permanent Lullaby" Yukizome
>Chisa "Never Too Young To Die" Yukizome
>Chisa "Ten years or less and get laid to rest" Yukizome
>Chisa "Empty my nine at the lunch line" Yukizome
>Chisa "Late Term Abortion" Yukizome
>Chisa "Simon Says Die" Yukizome
>Chisa "after /ss/, it's time to rest" Yukizome
>Chisa "If you're young, time to get hung" Yukizome
>Chisa "Let the babies hit the floor" Yukizome
>Chisa "Rock a Bye Bye Baby" Yukizome
>Chisa"Jack Horner's dead in the corner"Yukizome

 No.390731

File: npk8k1ep03r4.jpeg (68.06 KB, 680x671, 1491529154138.jpeg)

>>390714
>>390724
did you smash?

 No.390740

>>390728
He's dating a 19 year old and, despite being unable to quantify their relationship by any metric other than the number of texts they exchange, he's excited that this teenager has promised to marry him once he achieves an arbitrary age limit.

This is very amusing.

 No.390741

File: xbl08gyx4su8.png (714.44 KB, 1280x720, Fluttershy_fake_stare_at_C….png)

>>390740
Maybe he just needs to learn the hard way just how obnoxious teens usually are.

 No.390742

I'm getting married you guys

 No.390743

>>390740
This reeks of dad humor.

 No.390745

File: u3hw4fkzo0lc.jpg (37.6 KB, 480x480, 1488908801959.jpg)

>>390740
Shut the fuck up.

 No.390748


 No.390749

File: xvkbbwa8vw1s.jpeg (19.05 KB, 629x354, image_68f97b97.jpeg)

>>390742
If I'm not invited to the wedding I will curse your babies.

 No.390750

File: m78hi9faod1c.jpg (50.88 KB, 600x744, Kyle_Hyde_by_zerotozune.jpg)

>>390748
You know I was kidding about having another one so quickly.

 No.390751

File: 96m8tq69njeo.png (102.06 KB, 1440x1080, 1459557146324.png)

>Buying my first fire arm.

Oh boy!

 No.390752

File: 6ryyeodica2o.jpg (338.77 KB, 768x915, 4259fe503a8200b8dcd4334c74….jpg)

>>390751
They have those in Canadaland?

 No.390753

File: 605rqxj3qnpc.jpg (92.69 KB, 393x257, 1291831935931.jpg)

>>390752
Turns out they're incredibly easy to get if you live in the country side. Considering how it's apparently open season on farmers and cops refuse to do anything about it, next viable option is
RUSSIAN BRAND RUSSIAN Samozaryadnyj Karabin sistemy Simonova, 1945.

That or a shotgun.

 No.390754

File: ipy8ftc6kge8.png (18.46 KB, 104x186, rk1.png)

>>390753
Shotgun means you don't need to shoot a second time.

 No.390755

File: 9t449wqopips.jpg (171.45 KB, 1100x680, 1438886157751.jpg)

>>390754
Yeah but, bayonet.

 No.390756

File: jm1f7elk3f9c.png (338.8 KB, 517x560, 1482102371476.png)

>>390753
I want a gun.

 No.390757

File: e9rmk9tcxwxs.png (161.26 KB, 581x409, rk20.png)

>>390755
So get a double barreled bayonet.

 No.390758

File: 9p6tjas1j0g0.jpg (111.26 KB, 900x853, 1490816433473.jpg)

>>390757
Shit nigga, that's smart.

 No.390759

File: b9r6vw0fmqrk.png (384.04 KB, 700x700, Rarity 7y.png)

>>390757
>>390758
Under-barrel shotgun attachment for your bayonet attachment?

 No.390760

File: l8sjrlktcao0.png (340.03 KB, 509x571, J15.png)

>>390759
Put an axe attachment on it.

 No.390762

File: av5rzcal1qm8.png (1.28 MB, 1279x921, asdf.png)

>>390751
Need a bigger symbol for "fuck off"?

 No.390764

>>390750
I was pregnant when you were joking about that, friendo

 No.390765

File: nwue0w6t0268.jpg (58.34 KB, 600x546, 1489548670599.jpg)

>>390762
Essentially.

 No.390766

File: vu210xfj2fi8.png (28.73 KB, 190x160, rk30.png)

>>390764
I like to think the universe made my statement correct on fear of me ever being wrong.

 No.390767

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 No.390768

>>390766
Ah I see
I was kinda hoping nobody would say anything on here but whatever lol

 No.390769

File: 80cckp0tf5ds.jpg (29.64 KB, 480x268, Hoteldusk-1.jpg)

>>390768
Yes well, Psycho is an idiot that doesn't seem to know when and how to say other peoples business. So I wouldn't be so shocked if I was in your position.

 No.390772

So I hear our homegoy here Psycho shit the bed on the news that my ball boys found their way home again.

I'd just like to say that sometimes when you inject your nuts with creatine the boys get a lil stronger and you get a bad infection

Still good going F R I E N D O

 No.390773

File: tn0173eyeby8.png (482.57 KB, 900x720, sweet-and-creamy.png)

>>390768
Ohayo, Toiley!

 No.390774

>>390773
W R O N G

 No.390775

>>390773
?? My thing clearly says czarry

 No.390776

File: dndb3pdpke80.png (492.5 KB, 693x945, 1489962249267.png)

>>390774
Oops, I meant "konnichiwa". Dostedt, I need to study my Japanese more.

>>390775
Oh, I also responded to the wrong post.

 No.390777

>>390776
You also forgot the proper honorific you niggerfaggot.
You should have said "Hajimemashite Toiley-sama"


it's ok tho i forgive

 No.390778

File: cpx1dac9pcsg.jpg (378.8 KB, 1060x1300, 1486053842106.jpg)

>>390775
Hi Czarry! Are you getting more chickens this spring?

 No.390779

File: slmfczforif4.jpg (22.2 KB, 491x277, 777.jpg)

>>390777
Gomen nasai. Nice trips!

 No.390781

>>390748
Was I supposed to not tell /ef/?

 No.390782

File: law2zn4ioikg.png (22.71 KB, 200x177, rk12.png)

>>390781
Common sense nigga.

Use it.

 No.390783

>>390781
HEY LET ME TELL YOU THIS BIG LIFE EVENT THING THAT THEY HAVEN'T YOU THEMSELVES EVEN THOUGH THEY'VE BEEN AROUND, I BET THEY JUST FORGOT

I mean honestly I just assumed you were actually that stupid and you thought you should just take personal information they chose not to share… then share it. Like were you that desperate for something to talk about?

It's not that big of a deal, but a pretty obvious "what the fuck are you doing" moment. Kinda expected at this point. You should do something about that.

 No.390784

nazi memes vs alt right memes
who wins

 No.390785

File: g8iim4zgkq2o.jpg (35.31 KB, 461x288, 1491774238940.jpg)

I might be an intern for comic con this summer
mite b cool

 No.390788

>>390781
Kinda wanted to tell ef when I felt like it or when I had the kid but it's whatever

>>390778
Yeah the 28th

 No.390794

>>390788
I'm sorry

 No.390795

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 No.390800

File: lsk2ovdhjls0.jpg (22.15 KB, 395x391, 1431152091122.jpg)

It's a good thing I don't experience anxiety very often anymore.
I'd probably be losing my mind.

 No.390801

File: yukm8kjh943k.png (311.51 KB, 1280x720, Filly_Fluttershy_looking_u….png)

Secret baby?

 No.390803

File: b8tswindo6bk.jpg (14.24 KB, 256x400, 90536893-256-k490885.jpg)

>looking up monster musume shit
>don't know much, looking up the names of em
>Cerea seems to be my favorite
>Suddenly Cathyl
Step the fuck aside Cerea

 No.390805

>>390781
Much as I usually love to jump on Psycho for doing something stupid, I'm taking his side on this. If you want to keep something a secret, don't put it on Facebook.

 No.390806

File: lctqehemgcn4.png (211.63 KB, 395x473, tmp_31769-ONWARD1617105271.png)

The baby will be a little Mein Jr.

 No.390807


 No.390809

File: qo74u02zsdfk.jpg (37.42 KB, 607x335, MEXICO.jpg)

>>390805
This.

It's on the internet. It's public. No one cared. Move on, wiener lords.

 No.390810

File: sblg8or95z40.gif (12.36 KB, 200x200, 200_s (1).gif)

Now that the internet knows about the baby it will be placed in a basket and sent down the river.

Wolf, the babys brother is going to play a large role in this rather cinematic life the baby is going to live.

Tracer will be a short tempered protector working from the shadows.

Psycho will be the guardian who has sworn to protect the baby to make up for his sin of revealing it.

Ef will be this dark force of evil who tries to stop the baby from being the chosen one.

I will be this wise, mysterious guy who can't be trusted but knows a thing or two.

Pez will be this constantly worried sage who doesn't really do anything but ads excitement to the story.

Mordo will work from the shadows and will tell the baby how harsh life is now and then. Other than that he doesn't really do anything and he can't be trusted.

 No.390811

>>390810
what is my role?

 No.390812

File: oyr46ao615hc.png (823.81 KB, 1280x720, Fluttershy_thinking_of_an_….png)

>>390811
You will be a spider demon trying to eat the baby so the other spiders will love you for your fat abdomen.

You make traps but the baby figures out a way to trick you into making traps that works to the babys advantage.

 No.390813

>>390812
just like the story of hercules

 No.390815

File: w64f69xs5s74.png (617.39 KB, 639x638, gh7y.png)

>>390813
I'm not that well read up on Greek mythology but maybe. If you say so.

 No.390816

>>390810
Is my son going to be the next Moses wtf?

 No.390817

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 No.390818

I wish you could get a restraining order or something against someone for something like sending you packages, letters, and emails but nooooo, they apparently have to be a threat to you and not just a nuisance.

 No.390819

>>390816
Your child will deliver his/her people from the cruel and tyrannical pharaoh (president)

 No.390820

>>390805
Secret from you idiots not my friends and family on Facebook. And my Facebook isn't public for everyone to see but like I said, it's whatever lol.

>>390794
It's fine lol. I'm not mad, just should have asked before telling people on here. Just when I announce the gender or shit, ask before posting it on here next time. It's chill brah. All I said was smh lol

>>390810
Wtf did I just read

 No.390821

File: wgq26aj54lq8.png (416.89 KB, 1080x1080, 1491427373475.png)

>>390820
>Wtf did I just read
One of Simon's insane ramblings. Things like that make me wonder whether Simon is actually a Markov-chain text generator.

 No.390822

>>390818
Just film you opening them.
M-m-money shot

 No.390823

File: q1xem3s25vr4.jpg (101.08 KB, 1191x670, fluttershy_slap_by_renaiss….jpg)

>>390821
I have to try harder so that Anon can understand me.

Wouldn't want to be diagnosed with insanity by Anon M.D and I really care about if Anon can't tell a person from text generator.

 No.390824

File: whvvrww04hkw.png (641.63 KB, 3348x4200, vector__fluttershy_by_jazz….png)

>>390818
A much simpler way is to just become more comfortable with your surroundings.

You don't have to pop your safety bubble but you should expand it.

 No.390825

>>390818
Aw I thought you liked my presents

 No.390827

>>390803
Nigga wait until you find polt. /fit/ dog

 No.390828

File: jmfaawkwuh34.png (109.77 KB, 269x271, 1473860977909.png)


 No.390829

File: 4mca5ri7477k.png (363.66 KB, 702x482, good puppy.png)


 No.390830

File: 7wh2h5lmtc00.png (183.55 KB, 475x470, 17759651_1019680368168696_….png)

>>390829
Cathyl could break her like a twig.

 No.390831

File: 7f0wvd4wov40.jpg (182.53 KB, 456x740, X.jpg)

>>390830
>>390827
Big and stronk

 No.390832

>>390829
>>390831
>ecchi
Why bother

 No.390833

File: 4oqrczeq83uo.jpg (49.24 KB, 500x500, 1487829978716.jpg)

>>390827
>>390831
>>390830
I'll break her like a twig, mother fucker. I am as strong as four Nims.

 No.390834

File: yi8l45jzlxj4.png (1.12 MB, 1920x1080, 1429199094884.png)

>dress somewhat nicely
>go to gas station
>driving a cute little girly car
>this is a somewhat rural area
I probably look like a fag here.
Oh well.

 No.390838

File: lu8qz6zmuf40.png (274.37 KB, 640x360, polt run.png)

>>390830
>>390832
Cute is what's important.

 No.390841

File: 4y6ux1rv2r0g.jpg (125.25 KB, 988x448, 1491855171186.jpg)

>>390838
>Danger, Wild boar.

That's like promoting free food in the park.

 No.390854

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 No.390858

File: rxl94zqru48w.jpg (72.3 KB, 600x600, 1431904211445.jpg)

Comic Con interview on Monday.
Civilian job interview eventually.

 No.390863

File: ri0gap14k7b4.jpg (117.27 KB, 800x524, y9z40rnq2vi8.jpg)

did the blazin' challenge.
fuuggg I feel sick.
at least I got a free shirt.

 No.390866

File: g1mb28eddds0.jpg (190.31 KB, 600x739, 1492148032391.jpg)

>>390854
Tumbling down.

Tumbling down.

 No.390867

File: oymns31nfa4g.jpg (39.65 KB, 393x296, lits-not-my-fault-that-im-….jpg)

bruh.
my stomach needs an exorcism

 No.390869

File: yixibyto1q0w.png (190.19 KB, 512x512, 1477272798205.png)

when I see the pussi

 No.390871

File: 6zdkxwys65j4.jpg (41.49 KB, 1280x720, 1432516362068.jpg)

>phone rings
>mordo?
>uh yes this mordo
>are you on site?
>uhh I don't.. have that information? who is this?
>this is cobra
>is this mordo *different last name*
>n-no his is mordo *my last name*
>oh wrong number. who is this?
>name again
>ok
>haha you scared me to death haha ok bye
what is cobra

 No.390880

File: l042f66n9ukg.jpg (69.72 KB, 600x671, 1428548181321.jpg)

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 No.390887

>>390880
Must've found out what cobra is

 No.390888

File: elp0qx79k5j4.png (159.97 KB, 500x371, tmp_20816-1304032043781912….png)

I have a hot coworker who lets me touch her butt and I'm getting transferred out to a different store populated by old people.

 No.390889

>>390888
thats gross

 No.390890

>>390889
Butt touching is cleaner than shaking hands.
It is objectively not gross.

 No.390892

File: wzq8vzgldfr4.jpg (90.29 KB, 1024x536, 1492122743477m.jpg)

>>390887
If cobra is a spicy buttsnake that ravages your bunghole, then yes

 No.390893

File: slx2o4egtfk0.png (175.32 KB, 1024x1041, fluttershy_dead_stare_s6e2….png)

Urban dictionary

Cobra

When you eat spicy food and your extrements irritates your sphincter when you go to the bathroom a s a result.

Person 1: Aaaah. Aaaaah. Never should have eaten that jalapen…AAAAAH! COOOOBRA! AAAAAAH!
Person 2: You look so cute when you poop.

 No.390895

File: 2gma5qb2nyqo.jpg (34.33 KB, 594x552, 17554429_1227569237360354_….jpg)

>my brother is in jail again

 No.390896

File: aookrnishdkw.webm (474.57 KB, 640x640, Physics.webm)

>>390895
Ahahah

 No.390897

File: l88qsft0treo.png (112.14 KB, 512x512, 1492206484696.png)


 No.390910

File: z1phcyd9i58g.jpg (78.95 KB, 918x1024, 1492222270597m.jpg)

>>390895
He sounds like a big guy.

 No.390919

File: xkjyygkav8cg.png (413.38 KB, 540x559, 1492221357858.png)

Sempai notice me

 No.390920

File: 1jqmvvb33oz4.webm (1.5 MB, 400x360, lit.webm)


 No.390921

>>390920
How'd you know you were sempai???

 No.390922

File: yqoygeay5wxs.webm (3.99 MB, 640x360, If it works it ain't stup….webm)

>>390921
Because you only ever bother me or what's name with this shit.

 No.390924

>>390922
Im loveable.

 No.390925

File: i5owpv3sz1ts.webm (1.75 MB, 480x360, Cleveland.webm)


 No.390926

File: frp21p4vka9s.jpg (170.52 KB, 850x531, __reiuji_utsuho_touhou_dra….jpg)

>>390925
Two negatives make a positive.

 No.390927

File: hrqyjqdlkutc.webm (3.19 MB, 1920x1080, Power over people.webm)


 No.390928

File: kyzys85znqbk.jpg (83.56 KB, 850x618, __reiuji_utsuho_touhou_dra….jpg)

>>390927
Rude.
But we still friends rite?

 No.390929

File: 1fdxqpz1jku0.webm (3.6 MB, 1280x720, Dream.webm)

>>390928
Not on Steam.

 No.390930

File: rnr8i75simf4.jpg (267.09 KB, 850x1359, __reiuji_utsuho_touhou_dra….jpg)

>>390929
Things are more fun when I can randomnly pop up to annoy sempai.

 No.390941

File: 7k0kg5q7q8ao.png (161.26 KB, 581x409, rk20.png)

>>390930
You have no means of actually doing that in any of my private channels though.

 No.390943

File: zzpx5tbdrhfk.jpg (71.09 KB, 980x1024, 1492123241012m.jpg)

The pizza place I work at is absolutely hosed if they don't figure out how to manage it properly and hire good people.
They are opening a new location this summer and it will fail because they'll be fighting a losing battle on two fronts.
As of yesterday, I am the oldest veteran employee remaining, surpassing the store owners by two years.
We're fucked.

 No.390944

File: cnyfoj97j30g.png (28.73 KB, 190x160, rk30.png)

>>390943
>You've been there longer than the owners

Jump ship.

 No.390945

File: hj2vn4dy69z4.png (56.93 KB, 256x256, tumblr_inline_noslahz3FM1t….png)

>>390944
I would, if I had a better job lined up.
Pizza delivery is usually pretty fun, pays like $15/hr and I can work any hours I want.

 No.390946

Kong: Skull Island was so good.
That Godzilla reveal has left me diamonds.

 No.390956

File: lby7nbw2zqps.jpeg (1019.59 KB, 2185x1476, Food - And that's not eve….jpeg)

Dice two medium mushrooms
Dice a fatty beef burger
Dry in pan
Boil 100g egg noodles
Meanwhile put 2 table spoons of dark soy sauce in a bowl
Toss in 2 table spoons light soy sauce
Teaspoon of honey
Teaspoon of Tikka spice
Teaspoon of sesame oil
Stir
Toss noodles over mushrooms and meat
Toss sauce over noodles
Fry gently for 2 min

Yum

 No.390965

File: k2tjtviv82kg.jpg (101.95 KB, 640x480, 1492379606324.jpg)

niggas in Cleveland getting massacred

 No.390966

File: 3lgtb1da1mrk.png (11.13 KB, 400x400, 0e8ee6d34cd6f435e54f7ad5ba….png)


 No.390967


 No.390969

File: fe7a6dc5q9ds.jpg (6.46 KB, 184x184, a700067476a2caefb52ff87afc….jpg)

>>390967
Like, a news article or something.

 No.390970

File: adbikztngirk.jpg (56.11 KB, 1280x720, 1485721520078.jpg)

>>390969
An elderly black man was shot by some nigger and it was streamed on Facebook.

 No.390971

File: xbhbzr0ewsu8.jpg (182.63 KB, 511x720, dcfacfa134528588289d735ed5….jpg)

>>390970
But no article on the subject.

 No.390972

File: 5cw94ee8bww0.jpg (28.97 KB, 540x319, 1487260203454.jpg)

>>390971
Not one that I can find yet. Hopefully someone reports on it instead of just pretending it didn't happen.

 No.390973

File: 54xu9kjb0ny8.jpg (6.46 KB, 184x184, a700067476a2caefb52ff87afc….jpg)

>>390972
Well it was a black guy who committed the crime, so the media couldn't give two shits.

 No.390974

File: xnw9yjw3dqf4.jpg (282.09 KB, 829x1280, 1391534596350.jpg)

>>390973
People are pissed, though. A friendly ol' black grandpa getting fucking ganked by some nog leaves a bad taste in people's mouths.

 No.390976

File: m773a143asxs.png (56.81 KB, 400x400, 6bfb37dff8e263e8ef6926ad7c….png)

>>390974
If people give enough of a shit about something then we'll undoubtedly hear some details about it eventually.

 No.390979


 No.390981

File: ja0sauz4eeps.jpg (182.63 KB, 511x720, dcfacfa134528588289d735ed5….jpg)

>>390979
Yeah, did that fifteen minutes ago.

 No.390983

>>390965
Yeah I was just coming here to say this.
Shits fucked. He's about 2 hours from me last sighting. Even closer to Psycho.

 No.390984

>>390983
Yeah because a killer that everyone is on the lookout for is totally going to hunt down some faggot on the internet

 No.390985

>>390984
from what we know he's picking at random but fuck me for just wanting you to stay safe

 No.390986

File: defq540v1jpc.jpg (6.46 KB, 184x184, zqnyywxycxs0.jpg)

>>390984
One can only hope.

 No.390987

>>390985
Wait has he killed more people? I thought he only killed the old guy

 No.390988

>>390987
he bragged about killing 12 already today right before killing the old guy and I think he updated it to 15.
He might just be bragging because that feeling like it might be har to do.
But he might not be just bragging and it seems like he could just be grabbing people from the street

 No.390989

holy fuck i am so tired of feeling so exhausted. fug

>>390988
you know, tbh. after reading up on everything and watching him talk. and watching the video with my hands over my eyes and toilet telling me what happens…
and how chill he was right after
i feel he HAS killed 12 people and they were hobos or some shit. or he did it past and is just talking about it now. i honestly don't put it past him.

 No.390990

File: lsa9t0pj4q2o.jpeg (231.64 KB, 887x900, 1491721484648.jpeg)

>>390989
>>390988
>>390987
>the way he gunned down that old man
I usually no I almost never mean this but I legit hope the shooter gets the worst possible death a human can get. I legit hope this shooter gets raped to death and then have his corpse publicly violated and then thrown into a ditch filled with spit. Yes I am mad as fuck.

 No.390991

File: h8xs08d8zchs.png (570.77 KB, 1280x720, Fluttershy_upset_S2E19.png)

>>390988
That's where I draw the line.

I can't stand bragging.

 No.390992

File: iorz424uk4xs.jpg (742.08 KB, 1920x1080, 1391836575250.jpg)

Completed my housing brief, so now I can start looking for places to move to out in town.

 No.390999

Comic Con interview
pls grant me your luck

 No.391001

File: sfxwsd5zyuww.jpg (51.7 KB, 600x506, 1492056171803.jpg)

fug

 No.391003

File: x4n6qt7l4jcw.gif (1004.68 KB, 500x458, 9ddw00655dog.gif)

I'll be amazed if I actually get this internship after that cringefest of an interview.
I'm pretty flattered to be the first person they interviewed though

 No.391004

File: 7n8x2rhmfczk.jpg (43.07 KB, 640x625, 1488940543651.jpg)

>>391003
Should have just answered the questions then.

 No.391005

File: bwa4ychdauww.jpg (13.39 KB, 247x247, 1492374825880.jpg)

>>391004
I did, but I still want to blow my fucking brains out

 No.391006

File: nbfsxofsem80.png (54.89 KB, 287x275, 1492442566809.png)

>All these people who say that north korea is a threat
Kek

 No.391007

File: mijktbxbxd6o.jpg (273.57 KB, 1200x879, front-mission-dog-life-dog….jpg)

>>391006
I don't want to see another full scale war until we perfected mech technology.

 No.391008

File: 7agwaqr5xhfk.png (376.88 KB, 521x840, 1492457628690.png)

>>391007
You won't, don't worry. North korea has done this dozens of times yet people always act like it's the first time.

 No.391010

File: fjxterrq1xc0.webm (2.21 MB, 1280x720, 1491242330433.webm)

I am great, send me gifts.

 No.391011

File: avkym6y7y5mo.jpg (84.67 KB, 550x400, FSJAL_Naked_Snake__Big_Bos….jpg)

>>391010
>I get to think up more and more suspicious names for Mike now

 No.391016

File: unajyza04ef4.jpg (13.31 KB, 338x246, 1490716862404.jpg)

>>391011
I need things to do anyway.
My cow friend isn't in the herd anymore so I can't play cow fetch.

 No.391028

File: thzp3spjkyrk.jpg (103.12 KB, 1562x800, 1491518269793.jpg)

only my roommate could hog the stove, bathroom, and block me in the driveway simultaneously

 No.391029

The guy who killed that old man has offed himself

 No.391030

File: zem5gijft0cg.jpg (451.46 KB, 1830x1350, 1492491479592.jpg)

>>391029
What a pussy.

 No.391033

File: u2795n66a51c.jpg (6.43 MB, 5312x2988, 20170418_132246.jpg)

rip bugs

 No.391038

File: 1sn5csbn0mw0.png (69.88 KB, 600x600, 5155c1715f2b3c3a5932a02812….png)

>Finished paperwork regarding yearly evaluation
>Went over it with Boss, gave me a promotion along with two extra dollarydoos an hour

Neat, time to buy Mike something with a suspicious name.

 No.391039

File: et22alhpjcow.jpg (618.49 KB, 1440x1180, 1489463219390.jpg)

>>391038
I patiently await my new dildo.

 No.391040

File: 69hfdqaawu80.png (415.98 KB, 800x1000, tumblr_ne2jf1d4fb1qksyrko1….png)

>>391039
I don't need that in my purchase history.

 No.391043

File: urm7kf9chzwg.jpg (41.49 KB, 1280x720, 1432516362068.jpg)

crunch time.
semester almost over.
no internship lined up so I will probably have to help open a new pizza shop in Provo.
I've been feeling down because of this and I barely have the motivation to get work done

 No.391044

File: oep7rldoegow.jpg (262.19 KB, 850x1202, iowa2.jpg)

April 19, 1989, Turret 2 on board USS Iowa exploded killing 47 sailors. The Navy attempted to cover it up by blaming it all on one Sailor. It was later proved to have been an issue over over ramming the powder bags and old powder from ww2 being mixed into new bags of powder. The Navy to this day hasn't apologized to the sailors family for ruining his name after death.

 No.391050

File: 92n9xt7q1c00.jpg (132.27 KB, 1920x1080, 1428988851235~2~2.jpg)

I've been offered an internship in Maryland for like 12 bucks an hour.
I guess I'll wait for another offer

 No.391055

>>391050
This internship has a duration of 8 months and is after I graduate btw

 No.391056

File: v3leg3u60k5c.png (18.46 KB, 104x186, rk1.png)

>>391055
>Locked into a fixed salary

Ehhh

 No.391057

File: b7gqzso0j4lc.png (106.47 KB, 1354x676, Screenshot_2017-04-19-20-0….png)

>>391056
>$14.88

 No.391058

File: 7pfq2r3lnny8.png (18.46 KB, 104x186, rk1.png)

>>391057
>Locked into a fixed salary

Ehhh

 No.391059

>>391057
>Specialized Access Control Specialist
What is a specialized specialist?

 No.391060

File: yoaz0rb27rpc.png (182.88 KB, 386x406, 1476592621551.png)

>>391058
Huh? That position has an hourly wage, not a fixed salary.

 No.391061

File: 8jztzsznnji8.jpg (50.19 KB, 418x385, 1438576735429.jpg)

>>391059
Literally a security guard

 No.391063

I'm finally at the point where I can feel mostly comfortable anime without subtitles.

It's been a long time coming, but it sure feels good to be within reach of true weeb status.

 No.391065

File: mqoynt9atu68.jpg (50.7 KB, 338x360, 1373145635160.jpg)

>>391063
I need to get back to studying and learning japanese. I've only learned Filipino curses recently.

 No.391097

File: mzveaz2znjls.jpg (93.38 KB, 500x384, steamworkshop_webupload_pr….jpg)

Today I will review a delicious protein pudding without lactose or added sugar.

The crust is weird and rubbery, the internals are milky and overall it tastes boring but edible. THE REVIEW IS OVER, PRAISE BE THE PROTEIN PUDDING!

 No.391098

File: un0chgbc9xj4.png (402.79 KB, 1280x720, Fluttershy_and_Rarity_in_t….png)

>>391097
You work out when eating that stuff right?

 No.391099

>>391098
If you defined working out by grabbing the cellulite under your butt and jiggled it in pure disgust and hate in a mirror. Doctum's workout is aiming for the perfect ass.

 No.391102

File: gb1ymqwro9vk.jpg (12.4 KB, 246x275, tumblr_inline_nrojle6AhW1t….jpg)

>tfw uncertain future

 No.391108

File: 5w40wpbqoio0.png (177.37 KB, 367x321, 1492819687156[1].png)

>tfw getting to the point where video games and other interactive media outlets are feeling like a 'waste of time' and aren't 'fun' anymore unless I am doing it with someone else.

I just want to wear stupid ironic shirts, swear a lot, meme people into a coma, and do stupid stuff while walking around towns/cities exploring shit.

But instead I am stuck working all the time and the few moments I don't are spent wasting time and feeling bad for wasting said time.

I have so many things I should be doing than this right now.

Fuck.

 No.391109

>>391108
welcome to the normie life

 No.391110

File: 7iojsqm3dh1c.png (183.13 KB, 335x443, 1492811838714.png)

>>391108
You're just getting lonelier with age or just getting needlessly high standards. Probably both.

 No.391113

File: 2ty8ezvophsw.jpg (34.78 KB, 582x377, 1492820281149[1].jpg)

>>391110
>>391109
No I just am forced into being a fucking wage cuck slave normie and so my body is naturally telling me that this is wrong and I should want to die unless I am able to have some ability of freedom in the like that I could turn on my mic and yell about stupid shit – like how I used to be able to but now can't.'


I want to be and express the fucking retard memer I am on the inside but I can't because of the people around me and it's killing me.

I JUST WANT TO YELL NIGGER LOUD WITHOUT BEING JUDGED FUCKING DAMMIT

I HATE WORKING

I HATE WORK

I WANT TO SLEEP

FUCKING SHEKELBERG LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 No.391118

File: l44uj96vygow.jpg (27.01 KB, 480x496, 1492800732867.jpg)

>>391113
FUCKING KIKES REEEEEEE

 No.391119

File: e2tit9veiwhs.jpg (6.46 KB, 184x184, a700067476a2caefb52ff87afc….jpg)

>>391108
>>tfw getting to the point where video games and other interactive media outlets are feeling like a 'waste of time' and aren't 'fun' anymore unless I am doing it with someone else.

Welcome.

 No.391120

>>391119
wtf even TC grew up, war has changed

 No.391127

File: wqnrs63h4t8g.png (724.71 KB, 1181x851, POWER.png)

>>391108
No longer enjoying things you used to enjoy is a textbook symptom of depression! Congratulations!

 No.391128

File: iszmeieeeneo.png (125.95 KB, 573x630, Screenshot_2017-04-23-00-3….png)

>making smores in the backyard
>lel let's throw a .22 in the fire
>I tape it to the bottom of an old saucepan, put it upside down in the coals and hit the deck
>pop
>that was weak, let's do it again
>tape a 9mm to the saucepan
>bigger pop
>saucepan is dented
top laff
probably the closest to campus any rounds have been discharged

 No.391129

File: bs558vvd0j5s.jpg (12.62 KB, 360x360, 10387816_462069257320777_9….jpg)

>>391128
Please don't accidently kill yourself with live ammunition.

 No.391130

>>391128
Haha, it's funny because you're legally allowed to own firearms despite doing stupid garbage like this! America!

 No.391132

>>391130
Someone hates freedom

 No.391133

File: qj7igofzaadc.png (125.95 KB, 573x630, Screenshot_2017-04-23-00-3….png)

>>391129
>>391130
We took all of the appropriate precautions.
The only thing we didn't know was how loud the pop would be.
Cooked rounds just blow the cartridge open, and the shrapnel doesn't have enough energy to kill.

 No.391134

>>391133
Did you wear eye protection?

 No.391135

File: job3jzmesj5s.png (460.59 KB, 853x480, tumblr_o9qd43oQmX1vymbt8o1….png)

>>391108
You've made it to the mid-late 20s depressive spiral
Enjoy questioning your existence for the next couple of years with the rest of us

 No.391136

File: mmaclx5yjn5s.jpg (27.5 KB, 180x364, s003~2.jpg)

>>391134
No.
The fire pit is made of stacked bricks with an eighth inch metal drum insert.
We taped the cartridge to the side of the saucepan with the bullet facing down to give us enough time to get to cover.
Our cover was behind a ledge, below the level of the rim of the fire pit, so if something flew out, it would be impossible to hit us

 No.391137

File: o5ccwwj00a9s.jpg (21.65 KB, 555x555, 1492967806710[1].jpg)

>>391135
When is it 'going to get better' - the meme that normies always keep telling me.

 No.391138

File: dnxlks6kzn5s.jpg (39.47 KB, 198x462, 1492659929268.jpg)

>>391137
Your mistake was having kids.
>>391135
Being a fossil sounds awful.

 No.391139

File: mz8vbd0zvy80.jpg (6.46 KB, 184x184, a700067476a2caefb52ff87afc….jpg)

>>391138
>You need to have kids to know the hardships of adult life and debts

Shut up, kid.

 No.391140

File: 3w1qwfverg1s.jpg (36.88 KB, 700x443, 1492546352827.jpg)

>>391139
It's what solidifies it.

 No.391141

File: o6yzk5or7i0w.jpg (6.46 KB, 184x184, a700067476a2caefb52ff87afc….jpg)

>>391140
I know plenty of people with kids who don't grow up.

 No.391142

File: dtxfzdcvwiyo.png (27.7 KB, 972x1098, 1492970695839[1].png)

>>391138
>>391139
>>391140
>>391141
If anything, the kids are the main positive thing in my life.
When I look at my son, or think about my son and my next child, I get overwhelming joy and motivation.

It's what gets me through the day some days.
Really, it's the opposite of your claim, Mercer.
I live only for my little family I'm building. I don't know where I'd be without them.

It's given me purpose. But the turmoil and hardship of work and adult shit is what brings me down.
If I could just stay home with my sons and daughters all my life that'd be nice.
But these children of mine will need a Father, not a friend.



It sux i guess fuggin jews

 No.391143

File: idc8dw30qiv4.webm (2.13 MB, 717x404, 1492816356238.webm)

>I'm not an adult until I bust a nut in someone.

Okay, good to know.

 No.391144

>>391143
it's such a stupid fucking meme

Sex is a meme. Children are a meme.

But damn do I fucking love memes.

 No.391145

File: czr82j3tblkw.png (65.76 KB, 250x273, 1492897812588.png)


 No.391146

File: 4fd4ri3gr2dc.gif (1.77 MB, 418x313, 1486361882184.gif)

>>391144
I dunno, I raised my brother's kids for like, 3 years. Just eat one of them when they get out of line.

 No.391147

File: rlosl7dr7gu8.png (33.82 KB, 236x132, 1492395091919.png)

>>391144
But hold the fuck up sex isn't a meme.
It's far too varies depending on the person to be one.
Stop being wrong about things.

 No.391150


 No.391161

File: xe9gj8xnj5z4.png (111.58 KB, 247x340, tumblr_nqis2h8rD21r4aomao6….png)

>>391137
I hear some people that go through this around our age tend to feel better at some point but fuck if I know when it is.

I like to think It'll be when I graduate but who knows maybe it'll be when I'm 80 and cant remember sadness because of dementia

 No.391162

File: g4og5at39ce8.jpg (48.8 KB, 460x645, whatever.jpg)

>>391135
Kill me. Trying to sober up and get life together but my body and mind break down just trying to get shit done part time sob er or not. I don't think the normal mid-late 20s spiral includes hoping for disability soonish as the only "good" end.

 No.391163

File: y2xlnj25rs3k.jpg (63.46 KB, 500x329, enhanced-buzz-15532-139085….jpg)

>>391162
I dont think theres a normal spiral outside of the standard "life has responsibilities and thing arnt as fun anymore" part I think its all personally tailored to the things you hate about your life

 No.391164

>>391163
That first one happened years ago, then it got to the things will get better after I worked my way up and moved halfway across the country and started getting my stuff set up.

Current psycho shit is a rehash of that with the added realization that after years of trying none of this matters and I'm not capable of doing what I need to do to afford a place to live. I miss when responsibility was confusing and not hopeless.

 No.391165

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I have a nephew now

 No.391166

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So I killed two birds because they decided flying into a giant metal car going 50 miles an hour was a good fucking idea. I guess they were Japanese style suicide pigeons. Damned slanted eyed fucks.

Also I almost crashed swerving away from a kitten that was inexplicably in the middle of three lanes of traffic.

A nigger honked their horn at me to indicate their displeasure in me not senselessly killing something. Or almost ruining their shitty '87 Honda. I couldn't tell which.

 No.391167

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>tfw spent nearly seven hours playing [?]TF2[/spoiler] with best friend

 No.391168

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>>391167
>tfw keep mixing up the spoiler methods for efchan and 4chan

 No.391169

>>391166
what kind of car do you drive

reminds me of the time I saw a dead bird sitting on the bumper of someone's car. I figure they must have hit it and it died but somehow didn't fall off.

 No.391170

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>>391169
An '04 Toyota POS. I actually thought one of them might've gotten stuck in my bumper, so I checked when I got back home. I didn't see anything evident in the dark, but I'll have a better view in the morning.

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 No.391172

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>>391170
Corolla, Celica, Avalon, Camry, Rav4, 4Runner, Sequoia, Land Cruiser, Echo, Tacoma, Tundra?
My guess is Corolla

 No.391173

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I forgot Sienna.
Can't think of any other models sold around 2004

 No.391174

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Solara.
How did I forget that?
Toyota had an insane lineup.
MR2.
Supra.
Too many models to remember

 No.391175

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Matrix.
Scratch Supra, I'm pretty sure the last year was 2002.
This is starting to interrupt my sleep.
Damn you Toyota, and your insane market share and diverse segmentation.

 No.391176

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>30m phone queue
>"Hi."
>"I want to talk to the person that lives 10m with car away, please."
>"Okay :)"
>10m phone queue
>"Hai."
>"Y'all niggas froze my income. I have enough money to live for a month if I eat nothing but spaghetti. What's up?"
>"Oh, yeah, we got a paper saying we needed to do something for you, someone apparently just dismissed the paper."
>"Dismissed it?"
>"Yes, they just ignored it. Well then, guess I got work to do. How much money do you have?"
>"About 3 digits less than I'm supposed to. I got enough for a bus ticket to you and lunch if we solve this today."
>"Erherm, okay, come over as soon as you can and I'll pay you the 2 weeks you're due."
>"Alright, see you in an hour."

No kneecaps need to be broken today then.

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 No.391178

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>>391176
operation diet white hoers……….








failure!

 No.391184

>>391177
it's a minivan isn't it

 No.391187

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>>391184
I don't have kids.

 No.391189

>>391187
then why are you driving a minivan bruv

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>>391189
So I can fit your mother in the back.

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>>391207
she'd fit in the front seat just fine though.
you sure you don't have a reason to drive a minivan that doesn't involve my mother?

 No.391213

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>>391212
To fit your sister too.



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