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File: lpy8vnyod79c.png (246.62 KB, 500x633, catdog.png)

 No.390549[View All]

How does it poop?
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 No.391110

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>>391108
You're just getting lonelier with age or just getting needlessly high standards. Probably both.

 No.391113

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>>391110
>>391109
No I just am forced into being a fucking wage cuck slave normie and so my body is naturally telling me that this is wrong and I should want to die unless I am able to have some ability of freedom in the like that I could turn on my mic and yell about stupid shit – like how I used to be able to but now can't.'


I want to be and express the fucking retard memer I am on the inside but I can't because of the people around me and it's killing me.

I JUST WANT TO YELL NIGGER LOUD WITHOUT BEING JUDGED FUCKING DAMMIT

I HATE WORKING

I HATE WORK

I WANT TO SLEEP

FUCKING SHEKELBERG LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 No.391118

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>>391113
FUCKING KIKES REEEEEEE

 No.391119

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>>391108
>>tfw getting to the point where video games and other interactive media outlets are feeling like a 'waste of time' and aren't 'fun' anymore unless I am doing it with someone else.

Welcome.

 No.391120

>>391119
wtf even TC grew up, war has changed

 No.391127

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>>391108
No longer enjoying things you used to enjoy is a textbook symptom of depression! Congratulations!

 No.391128

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>making smores in the backyard
>lel let's throw a .22 in the fire
>I tape it to the bottom of an old saucepan, put it upside down in the coals and hit the deck
>pop
>that was weak, let's do it again
>tape a 9mm to the saucepan
>bigger pop
>saucepan is dented
top laff
probably the closest to campus any rounds have been discharged

 No.391129

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>>391128
Please don't accidently kill yourself with live ammunition.

 No.391130

>>391128
Haha, it's funny because you're legally allowed to own firearms despite doing stupid garbage like this! America!

 No.391132

>>391130
Someone hates freedom

 No.391133

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>>391129
>>391130
We took all of the appropriate precautions.
The only thing we didn't know was how loud the pop would be.
Cooked rounds just blow the cartridge open, and the shrapnel doesn't have enough energy to kill.

 No.391134

>>391133
Did you wear eye protection?

 No.391135

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>>391108
You've made it to the mid-late 20s depressive spiral
Enjoy questioning your existence for the next couple of years with the rest of us

 No.391136

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>>391134
No.
The fire pit is made of stacked bricks with an eighth inch metal drum insert.
We taped the cartridge to the side of the saucepan with the bullet facing down to give us enough time to get to cover.
Our cover was behind a ledge, below the level of the rim of the fire pit, so if something flew out, it would be impossible to hit us

 No.391137

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>>391135
When is it 'going to get better' - the meme that normies always keep telling me.

 No.391138

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>>391137
Your mistake was having kids.
>>391135
Being a fossil sounds awful.

 No.391139

File: mz8vbd0zvy80.jpg (6.46 KB, 184x184, a700067476a2caefb52ff87afc….jpg)

>>391138
>You need to have kids to know the hardships of adult life and debts

Shut up, kid.

 No.391140

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>>391139
It's what solidifies it.

 No.391141

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>>391140
I know plenty of people with kids who don't grow up.

 No.391142

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>>391138
>>391139
>>391140
>>391141
If anything, the kids are the main positive thing in my life.
When I look at my son, or think about my son and my next child, I get overwhelming joy and motivation.

It's what gets me through the day some days.
Really, it's the opposite of your claim, Mercer.
I live only for my little family I'm building. I don't know where I'd be without them.

It's given me purpose. But the turmoil and hardship of work and adult shit is what brings me down.
If I could just stay home with my sons and daughters all my life that'd be nice.
But these children of mine will need a Father, not a friend.



It sux i guess fuggin jews

 No.391143

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>I'm not an adult until I bust a nut in someone.

Okay, good to know.

 No.391144

>>391143
it's such a stupid fucking meme

Sex is a meme. Children are a meme.

But damn do I fucking love memes.

 No.391145

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 No.391146

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>>391144
I dunno, I raised my brother's kids for like, 3 years. Just eat one of them when they get out of line.

 No.391147

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>>391144
But hold the fuck up sex isn't a meme.
It's far too varies depending on the person to be one.
Stop being wrong about things.

 No.391150


 No.391161

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>>391137
I hear some people that go through this around our age tend to feel better at some point but fuck if I know when it is.

I like to think It'll be when I graduate but who knows maybe it'll be when I'm 80 and cant remember sadness because of dementia

 No.391162

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>>391135
Kill me. Trying to sober up and get life together but my body and mind break down just trying to get shit done part time sob er or not. I don't think the normal mid-late 20s spiral includes hoping for disability soonish as the only "good" end.

 No.391163

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>>391162
I dont think theres a normal spiral outside of the standard "life has responsibilities and thing arnt as fun anymore" part I think its all personally tailored to the things you hate about your life

 No.391164

>>391163
That first one happened years ago, then it got to the things will get better after I worked my way up and moved halfway across the country and started getting my stuff set up.

Current psycho shit is a rehash of that with the added realization that after years of trying none of this matters and I'm not capable of doing what I need to do to afford a place to live. I miss when responsibility was confusing and not hopeless.

 No.391165

File: e0h1rkt8ve9s.png (524.76 KB, 640x480, 1487101383968.png)

I have a nephew now

 No.391166

File: 457yk825kq68.png (174.8 KB, 374x534, 346.png)

So I killed two birds because they decided flying into a giant metal car going 50 miles an hour was a good fucking idea. I guess they were Japanese style suicide pigeons. Damned slanted eyed fucks.

Also I almost crashed swerving away from a kitten that was inexplicably in the middle of three lanes of traffic.

A nigger honked their horn at me to indicate their displeasure in me not senselessly killing something. Or almost ruining their shitty '87 Honda. I couldn't tell which.

 No.391167

File: 9gh4kypwp0xs.jpg (26.7 KB, 648x309, today is a good day.jpg)

>tfw spent nearly seven hours playing [?]TF2[/spoiler] with best friend

 No.391168

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>>391167
>tfw keep mixing up the spoiler methods for efchan and 4chan

 No.391169

>>391166
what kind of car do you drive

reminds me of the time I saw a dead bird sitting on the bumper of someone's car. I figure they must have hit it and it died but somehow didn't fall off.

 No.391170

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>>391169
An '04 Toyota POS. I actually thought one of them might've gotten stuck in my bumper, so I checked when I got back home. I didn't see anything evident in the dark, but I'll have a better view in the morning.

 No.391171

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 No.391172

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>>391170
Corolla, Celica, Avalon, Camry, Rav4, 4Runner, Sequoia, Land Cruiser, Echo, Tacoma, Tundra?
My guess is Corolla

 No.391173

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I forgot Sienna.
Can't think of any other models sold around 2004

 No.391174

File: anwxalmmmy2o.jpg (16.24 KB, 332x291, evcl1y3b9728.jpg)

Solara.
How did I forget that?
Toyota had an insane lineup.
MR2.
Supra.
Too many models to remember

 No.391175

File: g19y7c6mrk74.png (65.61 KB, 306x284, 1439619601244.png)

Matrix.
Scratch Supra, I'm pretty sure the last year was 2002.
This is starting to interrupt my sleep.
Damn you Toyota, and your insane market share and diverse segmentation.

 No.391176

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>30m phone queue
>"Hi."
>"I want to talk to the person that lives 10m with car away, please."
>"Okay :)"
>10m phone queue
>"Hai."
>"Y'all niggas froze my income. I have enough money to live for a month if I eat nothing but spaghetti. What's up?"
>"Oh, yeah, we got a paper saying we needed to do something for you, someone apparently just dismissed the paper."
>"Dismissed it?"
>"Yes, they just ignored it. Well then, guess I got work to do. How much money do you have?"
>"About 3 digits less than I'm supposed to. I got enough for a bus ticket to you and lunch if we solve this today."
>"Erherm, okay, come over as soon as you can and I'll pay you the 2 weeks you're due."
>"Alright, see you in an hour."

No kneecaps need to be broken today then.

 No.391177

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 No.391178

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>>391176
operation diet white hoers……….








failure!

 No.391184

>>391177
it's a minivan isn't it

 No.391187

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>>391184
I don't have kids.

 No.391189

>>391187
then why are you driving a minivan bruv

 No.391207

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>>391189
So I can fit your mother in the back.

 No.391212

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>>391207
she'd fit in the front seat just fine though.
you sure you don't have a reason to drive a minivan that doesn't involve my mother?

 No.391213

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>>391212
To fit your sister too.



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