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 No.389860[Last 50 Posts]

Heard about the news? Oh boy, what a topic. But enough about me, how about you?

 No.389861

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I'm sober.

 No.389862

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>>389861
Truly horrific.

 No.389863

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>>389862
20 hours to go.

 No.389864

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>>389863
Consider dancing.

 No.389865

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 No.389866

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>>389865
Consider making toffee.

 No.389867

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>>389866
Too easy.

 No.389870

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>>389867
Consider making a bridge?

 No.389871

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>>389870
This is wall country now.

 No.389872

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>>389871
Get rich smuggling Mexicans.

 No.389873

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>>389872
Mexicans don't have money.

Don't be silly.

 No.389874

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>>389873
They have the good cola.

 No.389876

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>>389874
Soda is for fatties.

 No.389878

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>>389876
THE "GOOD COLA".

 No.389879

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 No.389880

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>>389879
Human catnip.

 No.389881

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>>389880
I don't need any more chicks on my dick.

 No.389882

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>>389881
Teach Eman how to put catgirls on your dick.

 No.389883

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>>389882
Then he wouldn't leave the house.

 No.389884

>>389883

He doesn't do that anyway

 No.389885

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>>389884
He does when his shitty relatives come by.

 No.389887

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>>389883
He wouldn't need to.

/bed

 No.389927

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I was told that CHENG may send me TAD to the Greenbay to help them with MCI which is happening in about three weeks when they should have started preparing for it 6 months ago.

 No.389928

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Roadtrip to Omaha Nebraska today
Then flying from there out to Denver, Colorado for 2 nights.

Pretty excited for this interview.

 No.389929

>>389928
>denver
Yooo.

 No.389930

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>>389929
Are you in Denver? Cause I'll be there til the 29th

 No.389931

>>389930
I'm in lakewood, which is closer to the mountains and a 20 minute drive from downtown.

 No.389932

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>>389931
You should come visit me then. You'll be the second person from EF I'll have seen in person

 No.389933

>>389932
That is not an appropriate reaction image. If you're going to be around DIA that's the other side of Aurora, which is over two hours for a journey to nowhere by bus. If you're downtown that's like a 40 minute ride and there's interesting shit everywhere.

 No.389934

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>>389933
>That is not an appropriate reaction image.

Yes it is.

 No.389935

>>389934
But I don't want to have to beat Sky up.

 No.389936

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>>389935
And he doesn't want to get in the gimp suit for nothing.

 No.389937

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>>389935
More like he's gon beat yo puss.

 No.389941

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I really need an internship

 No.389942

>>389933
It totally is
Also I'll apparently be like a few minutes from the airport

 No.389943

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I asked a colour blind person to play Uno with me.

 No.389945

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 No.389948

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>>389945
You're an idiot.

 No.389949

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>>389948
but you can't tell me why I'm an idiot

 No.389950

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>>389949
You're a fool, intentional or otherwise. And are definitely under the definition of stupid. Therefore an idiot.

 No.389951

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>TFW waiting for five hours
I left way too early

 No.389952

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>>389950
I'm not caring enough about important things in Tracer's little world?

 No.389953

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>>389952
Everything is better than anything to do with you or your little world.
Do us all a favor, break into the medicine cabinet of the psych ward they've dumped you in and fucking OD.

 No.389954

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>>389953
Simon's little world, I should clarify.

 No.389955

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>>389952
You have shown a lack of intelligence and common sense plenty enough through your communications. Enough to be defined as an idiot.

 No.389956

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>>389955
I mean personality type tests are bullshit and his answer was the type that think PURELY on their emotions with literally zero interest in thinking logically. He either said this to deliberately piss everyone off or he's just that horrible.
So don't expect anything good out of him.

 No.389957

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>>389955
and you haven't?
>>389953
yes yes. kys kys you little edgelord

 No.389958

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>>389956
Shut up, Mercer.

>>389957
I've never been told to shut up over ignorance, no.

 No.389959

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>>389957
I'll kill YOU you fucking mentally deranged subhuman.
>>389958
Shut up, Tracer.(USER WAS SENT TO THEIR ROOM TO THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY'VE DONE)

 No.389960

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>>389958
Do you fear to be viewed as ignorant?

 No.389961

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>>389960
Do you fear being ignored?

 No.389962

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>>389961
No.
The way I see it everyone is ignoring everyone else to some extent.
Grunting at eachother now and then does not mean that you are not ignoring eachother.

 No.389963

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>>389962
As a social board that rings hollow, as the main point of this is to be noticed and communicate with one another.

 No.389964

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NOTICE MEEEEEEEE

 No.389965

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>>389963
It is what you want it to be.

This is social
>>389733
>>389747
>>389749
>>389792

Our discussion here… I dunno. We might as well argue about who the best animu waifu is.

 No.389966

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>>389965
Don't deflect a conversation on why you're an idiot for thinking a social board is about grunting noises where no one is paying attention to each other and bother linking a conversation where people are in discussion on something.

Main point is you're an idiot, and should shut up.

 No.389967

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>>389966
I like being an idiot who has a lot to learn.
I wouldn't want to be the old wise man who have conquered all my worlds.

 No.389968

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>>389967
Ignorance is bliss, as they say.

 No.389969

>>389942
Oh shit yeah that's way the fuck in aurora. Look at it on google maps and look where denver is. DIA about an hour drive from where I am, if you have a car. If you can take a bus to centerpoint then you could just take the 6 downtown. Being east of centerpoint is shit, I lived out there a couple of years ago and regularly hoped to get hit by a car.

 No.389970

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>>389969
Nope, I'm across the street from my interview place and am being shuttled from and to the airport so I have no reason to get a car. Bummer, maybe another time

 No.389972

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 No.389973

>>389970
Yeah, by bus it would take you two hours to even get to the city. Denver's amazing though.

 No.389974

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 No.389975

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>>389974
And silence is golden.

Now shut up.

 No.389976

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 No.389985

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>>389959
>Stop threatening to kill people
No.

 No.389986

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 No.389987

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>>389986
Fuuuuuuck off~
>>389962
I'm gonna lock you in your cell and starve you to death.

 No.389988

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hmm
someone i met through a dating site is trying to blackmail me
if i don't give them what they want, they have no incentive to go through the blackmail, right?

 No.389989

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>>389988
Right.

 No.389990

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>>389988
Blackmailing is a crime within itself. You should inform them so they back off real quick.

 No.389991

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>>389989
well that's good, i should be fine then
>>389990
i already cut off all contact and updated my privacy settings on social media
that seemed like the safest move

 No.389992

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>Have idea for app
>Can make some serious dosh
>Look to android to see how easy it is to make something
>Have to learn Java
>Start from ground up
>But idea will probably be worth the expense
>Should trademark it before it's too late

 No.389993

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>>389992
What's the idea?

 No.389994

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>>389993
I'll let you know when it's on sale.

 No.389995

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>>389994
KISAMA…

 No.389996

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>>389992
Oh yeah, hotshot??? Who's gonna be demographic?

 No.389997

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>>389996
Businesses like the one I'm employed at.

 No.389998

>>389992
I hate java. literally the worst.

 No.389999

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>>389998
Shit's almost as bad as people who get quads.

 No.390000

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>>389999
I know, right?

 No.390001

>>389997
Oh.
Yeah. That actually sounds cool.

 No.390002

>>389998
Sounds like you've never been tasked with maintaining a program that someone else (or even yourself from several months ago) wrote in Perl.

 No.390003

Fuck Niggers.

 No.390009

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>>389988
How many dick pics/ skype jerk off sessions did you do?

 No.390011

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>>389988
Become strong and get rid of your fear. Turn the shitty coin to your advantage.
Treat is af if they have already done what they are threatening to do.

 No.390012

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 No.390016

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>>389988
What did you do?

 No.390017

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 No.390018

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>been almost exclusively listening to N.W.A for 3 weeks

I am now black.

 No.390019

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little sister got rear ended by a drunk driver in Denver.
she's fine tho
it was probably that metaluna guy

 No.390020

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Got thinking of super computers and simulations and it ended with me wondering how a universe can exist cyclically help my brain is imploding in on itself this husk was never designed to understand universal recreation.

 No.390021

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>>390020
Cool.
Mine usually ends in P=NP confusion.

 No.390023

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>Hey Tracer Job came in Jacksonville we need you to head it
>But that's three hours away and I have no assistants guess I can't do it oh well
>No that's fine we sent you some temps they just need to be paid by the end of the day, oh by the way all the work needs to be done in one day
>Well fuck. How much then?
>They said about 600 total, but we're giving you 1100 just in case, and you can keep whatever is leftover

 No.390024

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>>390023
Florida is a really nice place.

 No.390029

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I went Italian mobster on a senior today.

No broken legs tho, just a bunch of yelling.

 No.390030

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>>390029
>Italian yelling

You hand gestured him into oblivion?

 No.390036

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>>390030
Kind of.

 No.390041

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>>390036
What did he do?

 No.390051

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>"eh I'm probably not gonna get hired"
>get hired

Looks like I'm working for Frontier now. Unless I can miraculously get Delta to take me instead.

Oh btw Tracer you may have a new roommate

 No.390052

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>>390041
I got frustrated at first, then I just kind of lost my shit.

My ma told me one of the farmers needs help with the farm for a bit and told him that she has a son that's willing to work. She made entirely sure he understood that I don't work for free and that if I show up and work I expect to be paid.

The dude said yes, he completely understands and he's willing to pay me for when the job is done.

So I was told so, I got a ride in the morning, I talked to the guy, and I started working, got about 4 hours in when I was informed that I was "Volunteering" and to not expect to be paid.

I stopped immediately and informed him that I don't work for free, he got pissy with me and I lost my temper.

Mind you, this is the 4th time now someone tried to fuck with me like this in the area. So I got aggressive and he did the "Your Mother said you'd work for free."

So then I flipped my shit, started yelling, pulled some Italian American shit with "What, you callin' my Ma a liar?" and shit like that.

Then told him I'm walking home before I knock his dentures down his throat.

So now I'm in a baby bitch mood, and I don't have 200 dollars in my pocket.

 No.390053

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>>390051
Yeah yeah, just give me a time frame and shit. Congrats and all that.

>>390052
I would've punched his teeth out and sold it to him.

 No.390054

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 No.390057

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>>390054
It's not the same without Tim Curry bumblefucking around.

>>390053
Yeah well, either way, no renewed license and/or video games and models for mik.

 No.390058

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>>390054
Oh fucking boy, a remake of a shitty episode series.

>>390057
Do what I do, get paid half up front.

 No.390063

>>390057
>*click*

ow

 No.390067

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https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/mar/25/animal-life-is-over-machine-life-has-begun-road-to-immortality
>Lol let's act like we'll be immortal even though the original one is fucking dead
But what will you do with your immortality, /ef/?

 No.390069

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>>390029
>>390030
>>390036
>>390041
>>390052
>>390057
>Mike has repressed italiano genetics within his soul.

It is time for you to embrace your destiny Mike.

Seek me out in the dream world.

 No.390071

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>>390069
I'm a quarter Sicilian and a quarter Neapolitan with the other 50% being Irish. Can I come with?

 No.390072

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>>390071
ehh mayb-
>Irish
lmao fuck no

 No.390078

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>>390052
>involuntary volunteering
wtf.
I can understand him doing that if he's broke, needs work done and is screwed if it doesn't happen, but that's still a platinum dick move
>>390024
I've heard Jacksonville isn't. I should ask my Grandma what it's like, but since my Grandpa died there when they were on a mission it would be a pretty awkward conversation

 No.390082

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>>390052
Should have sabotaged your own work and been like "Sorry, as an unpaid worker I really don't know what I am doing. Should have paid for a specialist :)"

 No.390084

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>>390078
I did have one bad experience while there. I went out for a smoke and two guys walked up to me and started having a conversation THAT WAS REALLY LOUD AND CLEAR SO THAT I COULD HEAR THEM.
SHOULD WE BEAT HIM UP, asked one of them.
NAAAH HE MIGHT HAVE GUN, said the other and then they walked away.

But this really has nothing to do with Florida because I have met THE TWO GUYS WHO TALKS LOUD AND CLEARLY ABOUT UNCOMFORTABLE STUFF WHILE I'M ALONE WITH THEM here as well.

I'm not sure what to make of it. Maybe I trigger people while online and they are somehow trying show me what it feels like
or maybe they think I'm an idiot
or it's just their way of being badass or people start doing funny, stupid shit when feeling thretened
or any other of the thousainds of reasons or some tripple mombo-combo.

Who knows and who cares?

 No.390085

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I'm looking foreword to moving to Colorado after the Navy. Gonna inna mountains will be fun.

 No.390093

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>>390082
Considering I'm 98% sure the town where all these douchers come from is a cult town, I don't know how well that would go for me in the end.

>>390085
>People here say they're going inna.
>They go camping.
>That one time Chaptor said he was going to hike for a few hours.
>We didn't see him for three days.

 No.390094

File: wojlpjny1tkw.png (409.58 KB, 500x700, Rarity 1hm.png)

>>390093
65 kills in self defence.

In other news, did you hear cities are real coolio these days?

 No.390095

File: j4t0avoxg4jk.jpg (58.34 KB, 600x546, 1489548670599.jpg)

>>390094
>City
I can only beat up so many arabs before it stops constituting as self defense. Also I can only beat up so many beta males before my arms get tired and I get sleepy.

 No.390096

File: 2nfxsx3yvc1s.png (138.32 KB, 500x500, Rarity 1em.png)

>>390095
Beta-males do double duty as fucktoys.

 No.390097

File: 6vjwhagqxaww.jpg (13.31 KB, 338x246, 1490716862404.jpg)

>>390096
I'd rather not.

 No.390103

File: cv63qzdg188w.png (43.64 KB, 250x200, Rarity 1fq.png)

>>390097
Don't be gay, bro. Nothing wrong with letting your sexual frustrations out on what is essentially a woman. If you drink pumpkin spice lattes and cant speak to girls without stuttering then you are free sex.

 No.390106

File: o59114o0e6tc.png (238.57 KB, 1440x2031, Screenshot_2017-03-29-17-3….png)

how did I do boys

 No.390107

File: nzo32yfc5zb4.png (36.67 KB, 275x230, asdfasdfa.png)


 No.390115

>>390067
Eat ass

 No.390117

>>390106
That line is cringe enough that you'll be able to tell whether or not she's into you based on if she laughs or cries

 No.390118

File: dae8p8fkqccg.jpg (22.67 KB, 418x405, 1486947926737.jpg)

>>390117
I guess it worked.
Text conversations suck and I'm the only one asking questions.
so it probably didn't work

 No.390124

File: b9rc6vr1ufi8.jpg (46.64 KB, 565x644, Food - She is a glutton fo….jpg)

I finally got some jeggings that fit well and look good since the last pair was torn apart by my impressive leg strength. Now my ass is highlighted and my legs smooth for months to come.

How much did they cost you ask? Let's not talk about that and instead be happy payday is on Monday.

 No.390133

File: 418enp8lcps0.jpg (70.14 KB, 667x1000, oFmnanV.jpg)

>187.6
bretty gud, weight is still trending downward.
I've lost at least 20 pounds this semester

 No.390134

File: phildpd9f4zk.jpg (148.12 KB, 858x536, 1479764534880.jpg)

I've started browsing /tv/ for my 600 lb life threads

 No.390153

File: l8bofubdlhq8.jpg (94.2 KB, 799x943, 1490937455440.jpg)

so my double digit horsepower car will go triple digit speeds. kek

 No.390155

>>390153
>stop sign
Um

 No.390157

>>390155
That Twitter is pretty funny. fake account obviously

 No.390158

File: 4ngsg8u149xc.png (475.41 KB, 500x483, Response - Poopie.png)

>When the tagline of a buttplug manufacturer is "Always on the cutting edge."

 No.390159

File: qortausk8f0g.gif (2.97 MB, 294x233, 1400910163244.gif)

>>390158
And your privy to this information why exactly.

 No.390160

File: i1yubc8uslxc.png (65.76 KB, 400x400, Rarity 1eo.png)

>>390159
No reason~

/bed

 No.390161

File: nek17xjsy328.png (154.89 KB, 750x228, 4745.png)


 No.390162

File: ee89zrdveoe8.png (227.64 KB, 700x600, Rarity 86b.png)

>>390161
Glass jewel at the base.

/reallybed

 No.390163

File: 77zkrl05gadc.png (76.22 KB, 408x400, 43545.png)

>>390162
Good to know?

 No.390171

File: m1soyreht6o0.jpg (854.58 KB, 2872x2085, 20170331_200312~2.jpg)

Someone put a flower under the windshield wiper on my car
It's too cute. It's disgusting!

 No.390172

File: 867gkbtx4z9c.jpg (30.65 KB, 1000x436, mlfw1585_large.jpg)

Be warned.

Today is sharlatan trickster day.

 No.390173

File: w4rnw25q2eww.gif (199.11 KB, 420x725, 1490997513036.gif)

I have a spending addiction

 No.390192

File: e88yti5drv9c.png (1.31 MB, 1920x1090, 1490990539077.png)


 No.390194

>/mlp/ merges with /pol/
>/pol/ cant handle colorful horses

Ayy lmao.
At least Sky can rush in for his dose of pony porn.

 No.390195

>>390194
Wait what.
Are you talking about /pol/ harbor?

 No.390196

File: 26888vfbm340.png (624.72 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_2017-04-01-12-0….png)

>>390194
AHAHAHA KURWA

 No.390197

File: jh6wjllncikg.png (130.5 KB, 1172x1416, 1491069736534.png)

we've achieved meme synthesis

 No.390198

File: qi54y0sf3y0w.jpeg (108.28 KB, 499x488, 1491062613847.jpeg)

>>390194
>/can/ turned out to be an amazing merge
I hope it stays this way forever.

 No.390200

File: t9prtrpv5t6o.png (121.22 KB, 350x350, 1491069659190.png)

/cock/

 No.390201

File: wp895fip8veo.jpg (31.55 KB, 572x634, 118zan.jpg)

What is a red pill?

 No.390204

File: pwiipiu653pc.jpg (102.98 KB, 800x343, 1491049727488.jpg)

/fitlit/

 No.390205

File: di2mo2e8a8sg.png (946.05 KB, 900x636, bully_and_nerd__late_night….png)


 No.390206

File: fckbiki781s0.jpg (113.71 KB, 385x500, 3766974108_03dd062048.jpg)


 No.390210

File: tl3h0mbpzf28.png (562.33 KB, 1280x720, Filly_Fluttershy_surrounde….png)

I thought I would only be pranked all day today.

Instead it turned out to be a fun day filled with crazy nazis, delicious cartoons and clever muscle men.

 No.390212

File: k5mfocaot3b4.jpg (113.18 KB, 680x600, 1491079643540.jpg)

/mlpol/ has hilarious synergy.
It's like /ef/ but faster

 No.390221

File: ardtde91dbls.png (100.16 KB, 349x316, Okuu Gen (46).png)

>>390212
/ef/ is more like a slower /v/ with a sprinkle of /a/.
I only imagine SkyHeart and Doctum to actually jerk it to pony porn.

 No.390222

File: wwv9roe5nmrk.jpg (99.25 KB, 1200x675, 1491007969533.jpg)

>>390221
He once sent me actual SFM pony porn.
So it's likely.

 No.390232

File: yjfya6c7dz40.jpg (130.64 KB, 1280x720, 1490996701393.jpg)

>Working 10 to 7 tomorrow
Okay yeah.
Working independent once I become a programmer.
Fuck working hours.

 No.390234

>>390232
I have really flexible working hours at my job. For the most part, I can get away with getting to work at any time between 07:00 to 12:00. (Except when I need to be present at certain times for meetings and such things.)

 No.390235

>>390232
That's a basic 8 hour with a bit of overtime.
Time is one thing, money for the future is better.

 No.390236

File: 37vq7yytv9mo.jpg (137.09 KB, 634x1229, 2412C1A200000578-0-image-m….jpg)

>>390232
50-60 hours per week until you die is how the world works now. sorry bun

 No.390237

File: st08mnlvaolc.jpg (88.44 KB, 730x1024, FB_IMG_1490139294358.jpg)


 No.390238

>>390237
What is the name of this meme?

 No.390239

File: 7jtxbtp6216o.jpg (35.11 KB, 640x616, FB_IMG_1490242547190.jpg)

>>390238
I don't know. The explody head smart man meme

 No.390240

>>390236
>>390237
I prefer bun, it's cuter. Mordo can be v. cute with his diction.

 No.390241

File: t8cixwvs8z5s.jpg (173.98 KB, 818x461, fluttershy_by_sakikoamana-….jpg)

>>390238
Memes usually don't get a name until they reach reddit.
>>390232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGUgFRqqoO0

 No.390243

File: obomerb0vim8.jpg (129.84 KB, 500x668, 1480536737123.jpg)

>>390240
no bun

 No.390244


 No.390245

File: gced49xqm48w.jpg (1007.46 KB, 1223x1474, 1491018352151.jpg)

>fart up a storm
>doorbell rings
>oh yeah, cousin and her boyfriend are staying the night
rip

 No.390246

File: lqqopzegpbeo.png (93.33 KB, 700x453, 7bd4342fccf52015fc22afc154….png)

>due to an addiction to escapism in the home life, I've completely forgotten to continue drinking my protein and work out since I've been back
FUCK

 No.390251

>>390246
Have you considered semen as a substitute?

 No.390254

File: hqbh9yu3iqyo.jpg (79.6 KB, 350x261, 1424315056658.jpg)

>>390246
>Due to sitting on my ass and playing Skyrim I ignored working out

 No.390255

File: kj9ci5w2es5c.png (67.78 KB, 945x945, Rarity 0b.png)

>>390246
>>390254
Yeaaaaaaaah, "addiction to escapism" is not a thing. You just neglected working out cus it's a hassle. Your punishment is to do 100 squats and 100 pushups within the next 3 hours.

 No.390256

File: 3cbsn4j3mt4w.jpg (24.17 KB, 455x603, 1485841324369.jpg)

>>390255
Charlie and I make him do 100 squats whenever we can.

 No.390257

File: o23rpz8cjzeo.png (95.92 KB, 287x350, Rarity 1di.png)

>>390256
Is this some sort of group sex thing only it's group exercise? The exercise sub.*

*'The Exercise Sub' is also a high protein footlong'

 No.390261

File: b8to601xyn0g.png (49.77 KB, 404x254, jivwyzhsdzb4.png)

>>390256
>only leg work

Give him an upper body workout.

 No.390264

>>390261
Core and leg work outs are just as vital

 No.390265

File: nq7ovgcnsglc.jpg (9.85 KB, 236x177, 1423230188864.jpg)

>>390264
You wanting him to focus on his legs is the shadiest thing here.

 No.390266

File: coh3yunqgykg.jpg (2 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_3120.JPG)

>>390265
Prove it

 No.390267

>>390266
>butter caramel Pringles
I'm intrigued

 No.390291

File: uxgsljx2by80.png (71.02 KB, 653x496, 1491198841346.png)

mlpol is still around, kek

 No.390301

File: aswpv0zdtq0w.jpg (157.74 KB, 600x800, 1395723235971.jpg)

I've been thinking more and more of just going to work at the local fire department back home since it's easier to get on friendlier terms with them in getting a job.

 No.390310

I'm trying to make grilled cheese more interesting; what cheeses and seasonings would be good?

 No.390315

>>390310
Lightly buttering the bread and toasting both the inside and outside surfaces of the bread using the pan or whatever you're cooking on is a little additional work, but extra yum.

Maybe experiment with siracha or other spicy stuff? Maybe finely diced some roasted or pickled jalapenos and set those up to melt into the cheese during cooking?

 No.390316

File: ws7n8rcpb5z4.jpg (159.99 KB, 1366x768, 1391715708839.jpg)

>>390310
Seasoning? Who puts seasoning on grilled cheese?

 No.390317

Maybe you could make cubano sandwich, those bear a tiny resemblance to grilled cheese and are very non boring because of all the non cheese sandwich filling in them?

 No.390318

File: sj8j1370hq0w.jpg (68.61 KB, 618x628, tumblr_nn7gnbof5V1u96d1uo1….jpg)

>project member browsing /a/ in class
>I bring up the April fool's board fiasco
>"I didn't take you as a channer, you don't seem neckbeardy enough"
t-thanks

 No.390319

>>390318
now marry him and transform him into a trap

 No.390332

File: qj8xybodq2v4.gif (921.96 KB, 500x500, happy pooh.gif)

>tfw taco night

 No.390336

>>390310
mushrooms

 No.390341

File: y8y0zcvquvb4.jpg (892.99 KB, 2060x1236, kyenes teaser.jpg)

>>390319
That's gay bruh

 No.390342

>>390336
I hate mushrooms tho

 No.390347

File: 10uvct3y60ly.png (385.3 KB, 958x538, tumblr_npndhcSAg21uw8zfro1….png)

how do you keep a tinder conversation going?

 No.390348

>>390341
it's not gay if the dicks don't touch. c'mon, dude, this is basic math. didn't you ever go to driving school?

 No.390387

File: xf3p7a30cf7k.jpg (33.69 KB, 254x296, 135957173892.jpg)

>turning into street
>change lanes after full turn
>going to change lanes further, guy behind me
>go a little faster to get ahead of him and give him some room while I come into the lane
>he floors it to get in front of me and doesn't let me pass
>hits the car ahead of him because they were turning into a side street.

I feel bad for the victims, but feel nothing for the dumbass who tried to pass me

 No.390388

File: thhw64wximm8.png (91.94 KB, 283x284, 862950__safe_1 hello_2 bye.png)

>>390347
accept the invite to their webcam show

 No.390389

File: zobp2w9n0ef4.png (92.21 KB, 573x187, asdfasdfasd.png)

>>390387
You stop to tell the cops?

 No.390390

File: rt5e77d8q3uo.png (613.59 KB, 1214x1381, Patricia_Wagon.png)

>>390387
I'm surprised I haven't witnessed any accidents while delivering pizza.
I've had two cars drive on the wrong side of the road head on at me and countless other retarded instances.
I can't stand to ride in the car with most people because their driving is terrible.

 No.390391

File: x64cwgnnlxj4.jpg (168.73 KB, 746x1024, IMG_1894.JPG)

Memes

 No.390392

File: ogjn44wvbjeo.png (53.56 KB, 289x236, oh gee wizz.png)

>>390389
As if I wouldn't

 No.390394

File: 4ajc62l9mby8.png (347.44 KB, 1076x820, 3645635.png)

>>390392
Alright then.

 No.390395

File: 1r2e7cx06pls.png (96.08 KB, 486x379, Response bw - Her eye infe….png)

>When sudden thunder makes you inexplicably anxious and scared

 No.390396

File: 4fpu5i55ty0w.jpg (47.84 KB, 197x205, 3jro34xudykg.jpg)


 No.390397

File: rs0wqbclo268.png (91.88 KB, 154x241, Response - When yoh hair f….png)

>>390396
My bed is too low to let me hide under it, it also doesn't have internet.

 No.390398

File: hmurpc2cfw8w.png (52.01 KB, 295x195, 23462364.png)

>>390397
Sleep.

 No.390417

File: cbogkpk03lds.jpg (378.89 KB, 1422x1422, lujypba6zy80.jpg)

>car has over 10,000 miles now
1/10 of my warranty is now up.

 No.390419


 No.390423

File: 1vxjw4f02f1c.jpg (87.54 KB, 704x480, 1462992190504.jpg)

>Brother moved in.
>Brought in his current (Insert person with vagina here)
>He says something.
>She laughs.
>I timed it today.
>18 minutes of uninterrupted laughter.

 No.390424

File: 6dghlbsjgd1c.jpg (6.46 KB, 184x184, a700067476a2caefb52ff87afc….jpg)

>>390423
Wow.

Seems your brother is just a funny guy.

 No.390425

File: ow9y2ic68zy8.png (774.13 KB, 1060x1500, 1487025943730.png)

>Work for almost minutes away from an hour and a half
>"Oh yeah, somebody fucked up. You aren't supposed to come to work today."
>Head home.

 No.390426

File: rhbp4mblgu80.jpg (16.05 KB, 331x282, 1381000800228.jpg)

>>390425
Was it scheduled?

 No.390428

File: boyd3q0o1r7k.png (410.88 KB, 601x850, 1487543476541.png)


 No.390429

>>390425
who is this tiny nazi

 No.390430

File: hnyx9v6ucagw.png (172.83 KB, 381x420, That means you.png)

>>390428
You could've stayed, then. They need 24 hours notice before they change anything.

 No.390431

File: tpzxde48vim8.jpg (25.03 KB, 219x268, 1488603163808.jpg)

>>390429
It's WW1 with WW2 elements nigga.
>>390430
They probably wouldn't have allowed that.

 No.390432

File: wrme82vu1kw0.jpg (101.21 KB, 500x486, mtt.jpg)

>>390431
Just saying. They're not legally able to tell you to leave a shift they scheduled you without your consent. I would've demanded however much 2 hours of your time is for compensation if they wanted you to leave.

 No.390433

File: 5mrhmbr3m9a8.jpg (19.34 KB, 300x300, 1489078642602.jpg)

>>390432
Oh oh no. I wasn't scheduled to be there today. I thought that was what you were asking.

 No.390434

File: esjkck26afb4.png (296.46 KB, 458x604, really nigga.png)


 No.390436

File: ier4lwdg6rr4.png (558.17 KB, 480x594, 1486872783900.png)


 No.390441

File: hqdoku8kzta8.jpg (54.71 KB, 342x316, jm2epb2vngg0.jpg)

I have no future

 No.390442

File: 9g8n1iey1g1s.jpg (71.15 KB, 576x1024, 9f1e0eba16a71b7af351e0fb4c….jpg)

>>390441
Every moment you spend in Presence is immensely valuable. It will gradually transform your life and your relationships.

As you deepen into Presence and become more established in the present moment, you'll begin to experience Oneness as the illusion of separation dissolves.

 No.390447

File: qpqors9g40zk.jpg (69.98 KB, 428x524, g003~2.jpg)

>asked girl out
>waiting for response
I'm retarded so I can't tell if she's in to me or not. I can only tell in person.

 No.390450

File: ex07arsdjh8g.png (179.52 KB, 857x931, excited_fluttershy_by_saka….png)


 No.390456

File: x1r8da278u80.png (1.12 MB, 1920x1080, 1429199094884.png)

>go with people to do an ice cream eating challenge
>get home and puke it out intentionally
wtf I'm bulimic now
>mfw it was still cold coming out

 No.390479

File: xmdczx67m7sw.jpg (34.32 KB, 300x300, moon.jpg)

>>390447
Send her a picture of your car

 No.390489

File: 84p8ansu429s.png (269.87 KB, 512x1024, large (1).png)

>see old high school buddy working at game shop I used to work at
>"yup I'm a manager for a game store"
>"lol yeah I used to be in your shoes over on the west side"
>his slightly smug face lowers
>"so what are you doing now then?"
>other friend who works there:"didn't you go to school to be a flight attendant?"
>"yeah, I graduated from there and now I'm going to be a flight attendant for Frontier"
>manager friend's face subtly becomes sunken and you can see he was extremely jealous for not only already having his position in the past, but now have a good career.

Man now I feel bad.

 No.390490

File: beafptvi2ozk.png (299.93 KB, 682x662, mlfw5476-1338654020827.png)

>>390489
Is there just a slight, tiny little chance that your high school buddy actually likes his job and he got confused by your rude projection?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTg8mKIWXOk

 No.390492

File: wa1j7qr03uo0.png (1.46 MB, 1291x1048, asdfg.png)

>>390490
He's the manager of a local game store with shitty customers and even shittier company. I know for a fact he doesn't like it, no one who's worked as a manager there has ever liked it.

 No.390493

File: yxqhx10nmdq8.png (2.13 MB, 2000x1700, full.png)

>>390492
It might not be shitty for him.
Every person has their place.

 No.390499

File: sqdqjrepophc.png (59.63 KB, 284x246, tumblr_nx2xmjdp281qmtyk0o1….png)

>>390429
its from a really shitty anime about a dude getting reincarnated into a shitting little WWI girl
Its anime at its lowest

 No.390500

File: j5fshz0556o0.jpg (63 KB, 500x500, 1470152279640.jpg)

>>390489
Could always sell drugs.

 No.390501

File: 1idkj6sbw57c.jpg (35.93 KB, 277x368, 1486380031212.jpg)

>>390499
I know you're baiting me.

 No.390503

File: xa7t3jrn7mrk.png (15.78 KB, 182x125, 1382201957604.png)

>Boss comes over to job site to look over work
>"Hey Tracer, what was your hourly rate again?"
>"$XX dollarydoos"
>"Hm, alright. Your yearly review is coming up, we'll see if we can get you more"
>"Okay"

Neat.

 No.390505

File: osak51hypa80.jpg (26.89 KB, 341x341, 1422638772597.jpg)

>>390503
>Boss doesn't credit your work to someone else.
>Someone else doesn't get the money for your work.

You're bullshitting.

 No.390506

File: 90yicsj2o3r4.webm (3.74 MB, 1280x720, cupOboston.webm)

>>390505
Oh, no, I coordinate and do most of the paperwork to make it look like I did most of the work, so I'm 'That guy'.

 No.390507

File: ce06mfxjdk3k.jpg (60.11 KB, 800x450, 1486424744332.jpg)

>>390506
I'm on to you.

 No.390508

File: 4qvzywbq5ngg.webm (3.87 MB, 640x360, Yuri Smash.webm)

>>390507
I can't hear you over the dosh

 No.390510

File: v6y9mvw1wjk0.jpg (125.46 KB, 842x955, 1480285494837.jpg)

>>390508
It's my dosh now. This is a stick up.

 No.390511

File: ie74wg26fqps.webm (8.49 MB, 427x240, Spooky2.webm)

>>390510
*Teleports a gundam into ur mailbox

Heh, you're too late

 No.390512

File: rq6mzgvqgc8w.gif (1.98 MB, 500x571, 1483463071650.gif)

>>390511
I forgot you have my address.

 No.390513

File: 964ump1si6bk.webm (3.86 MB, 501x282, British Documentary.webm)

>>390512
Well, I have a PO box.

 No.390514

File: 1re75d7lmecw.jpg (48.58 KB, 400x576, 1491252323794.jpg)

>>390513
The mail person asked me if I knew a Michael. E. Man last time.

 No.390515

File: oskynt73zmyo.png (472.97 KB, 680x680, 55d.png)

>>390514
Ahah, what you tell him?

 No.390516

File: 43dmtcry4bgg.webm (3.86 MB, 853x480, 1444235621693.webm)

>>390515
I told him it was my work name or something like that.

 No.390517

File: llpxdrpxpibk.jpg (488.18 KB, 1024x679, 1430535922749.jpg)

>>390516
Yeah that's not suspicious.

 No.390518

File: 9pvw6jfp1kao.png (1.13 MB, 1306x979, 1490821777465.png)

>>390517
If they open my packages they'd just be disappointed.

 No.390519

File: q6or518175s0.jpg (28.33 KB, 636x358, 1241013095294423695.jpg)

>>390518
>"I was expecting sex toys and only got regular toys"
>mgmt

 No.390520

File: 4rmxvbblu7k0.jpg (61.54 KB, 640x480, 1452384144456.jpg)

>>390519
Haha, nerds.

 No.390521

File: nzjlu6zwy134.jpg (618.3 KB, 2384x1784, Google belka ball for more….jpg)

>>390520
Well, it's a Japanese toy, so arguably it is also a sex toy somehow.

 No.390522

File: qsag0ss2o1z4.png (145.41 KB, 1600x660, 1455320246043.png)

>>390521
Ummm, it's not a toy! it's an

ACTION
FIGURE

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>>390522
Ahahah

 No.390538

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>>390501
I'm really not. I just hate that anime. I dont even associate the show with you. You are allowed to enjoy whatever trash you want.

 No.390541

This week has been good. Got some good news

 No.390555

>>390501
Actually I've seen way more people make fun of the show than enjoy it. The art style and core concept are cringey.



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