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 No.389860[Last 50 Posts]

Heard about the news? Oh boy, what a topic. But enough about me, how about you?


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I'm sober.


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Truly horrific.


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20 hours to go.


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Consider dancing.


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Consider making toffee.


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Too easy.


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Consider making a bridge?


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This is wall country now.


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Get rich smuggling Mexicans.


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Mexicans don't have money.

Don't be silly.


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They have the good cola.


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Soda is for fatties.


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Human catnip.


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I don't need any more chicks on my dick.


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Teach Eman how to put catgirls on your dick.


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Then he wouldn't leave the house.



He doesn't do that anyway


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He does when his shitty relatives come by.


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He wouldn't need to.



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I was told that CHENG may send me TAD to the Greenbay to help them with MCI which is happening in about three weeks when they should have started preparing for it 6 months ago.


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Roadtrip to Omaha Nebraska today
Then flying from there out to Denver, Colorado for 2 nights.

Pretty excited for this interview.




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Are you in Denver? Cause I'll be there til the 29th


I'm in lakewood, which is closer to the mountains and a 20 minute drive from downtown.


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You should come visit me then. You'll be the second person from EF I'll have seen in person


That is not an appropriate reaction image. If you're going to be around DIA that's the other side of Aurora, which is over two hours for a journey to nowhere by bus. If you're downtown that's like a 40 minute ride and there's interesting shit everywhere.


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>That is not an appropriate reaction image.

Yes it is.


But I don't want to have to beat Sky up.


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And he doesn't want to get in the gimp suit for nothing.


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More like he's gon beat yo puss.


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I really need an internship


It totally is
Also I'll apparently be like a few minutes from the airport


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I asked a colour blind person to play Uno with me.


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You're an idiot.


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but you can't tell me why I'm an idiot


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You're a fool, intentional or otherwise. And are definitely under the definition of stupid. Therefore an idiot.


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>TFW waiting for five hours
I left way too early


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I'm not caring enough about important things in Tracer's little world?


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Everything is better than anything to do with you or your little world.
Do us all a favor, break into the medicine cabinet of the psych ward they've dumped you in and fucking OD.


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Simon's little world, I should clarify.


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You have shown a lack of intelligence and common sense plenty enough through your communications. Enough to be defined as an idiot.


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I mean personality type tests are bullshit and his answer was the type that think PURELY on their emotions with literally zero interest in thinking logically. He either said this to deliberately piss everyone off or he's just that horrible.
So don't expect anything good out of him.


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and you haven't?
yes yes. kys kys you little edgelord


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Shut up, Mercer.

I've never been told to shut up over ignorance, no.


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I'll kill YOU you fucking mentally deranged subhuman.


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Do you fear to be viewed as ignorant?


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Do you fear being ignored?


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The way I see it everyone is ignoring everyone else to some extent.
Grunting at eachother now and then does not mean that you are not ignoring eachother.


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As a social board that rings hollow, as the main point of this is to be noticed and communicate with one another.


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It is what you want it to be.

This is social

Our discussion here… I dunno. We might as well argue about who the best animu waifu is.


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Don't deflect a conversation on why you're an idiot for thinking a social board is about grunting noises where no one is paying attention to each other and bother linking a conversation where people are in discussion on something.

Main point is you're an idiot, and should shut up.


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I like being an idiot who has a lot to learn.
I wouldn't want to be the old wise man who have conquered all my worlds.


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Ignorance is bliss, as they say.


Oh shit yeah that's way the fuck in aurora. Look at it on google maps and look where denver is. DIA about an hour drive from where I am, if you have a car. If you can take a bus to centerpoint then you could just take the 6 downtown. Being east of centerpoint is shit, I lived out there a couple of years ago and regularly hoped to get hit by a car.


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Nope, I'm across the street from my interview place and am being shuttled from and to the airport so I have no reason to get a car. Bummer, maybe another time


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Yeah, by bus it would take you two hours to even get to the city. Denver's amazing though.


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And silence is golden.

Now shut up.


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>Stop threatening to kill people


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Fuuuuuuck off~
I'm gonna lock you in your cell and starve you to death.


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someone i met through a dating site is trying to blackmail me
if i don't give them what they want, they have no incentive to go through the blackmail, right?


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Blackmailing is a crime within itself. You should inform them so they back off real quick.


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well that's good, i should be fine then
i already cut off all contact and updated my privacy settings on social media
that seemed like the safest move


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>Have idea for app
>Can make some serious dosh
>Look to android to see how easy it is to make something
>Have to learn Java
>Start from ground up
>But idea will probably be worth the expense
>Should trademark it before it's too late


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What's the idea?


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I'll let you know when it's on sale.


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Oh yeah, hotshot??? Who's gonna be demographic?


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Businesses like the one I'm employed at.


I hate java. literally the worst.


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Shit's almost as bad as people who get quads.


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I know, right?


Yeah. That actually sounds cool.


Sounds like you've never been tasked with maintaining a program that someone else (or even yourself from several months ago) wrote in Perl.


Fuck Niggers.


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How many dick pics/ skype jerk off sessions did you do?


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Become strong and get rid of your fear. Turn the shitty coin to your advantage.
Treat is af if they have already done what they are threatening to do.


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What did you do?


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>been almost exclusively listening to N.W.A for 3 weeks

I am now black.


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little sister got rear ended by a drunk driver in Denver.
she's fine tho
it was probably that metaluna guy


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Got thinking of super computers and simulations and it ended with me wondering how a universe can exist cyclically help my brain is imploding in on itself this husk was never designed to understand universal recreation.


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Mine usually ends in P=NP confusion.


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>Hey Tracer Job came in Jacksonville we need you to head it
>But that's three hours away and I have no assistants guess I can't do it oh well
>No that's fine we sent you some temps they just need to be paid by the end of the day, oh by the way all the work needs to be done in one day
>Well fuck. How much then?
>They said about 600 total, but we're giving you 1100 just in case, and you can keep whatever is leftover


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Florida is a really nice place.


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I went Italian mobster on a senior today.

No broken legs tho, just a bunch of yelling.


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>Italian yelling

You hand gestured him into oblivion?


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Kind of.


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What did he do?


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>"eh I'm probably not gonna get hired"
>get hired

Looks like I'm working for Frontier now. Unless I can miraculously get Delta to take me instead.

Oh btw Tracer you may have a new roommate


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I got frustrated at first, then I just kind of lost my shit.

My ma told me one of the farmers needs help with the farm for a bit and told him that she has a son that's willing to work. She made entirely sure he understood that I don't work for free and that if I show up and work I expect to be paid.

The dude said yes, he completely understands and he's willing to pay me for when the job is done.

So I was told so, I got a ride in the morning, I talked to the guy, and I started working, got about 4 hours in when I was informed that I was "Volunteering" and to not expect to be paid.

I stopped immediately and informed him that I don't work for free, he got pissy with me and I lost my temper.

Mind you, this is the 4th time now someone tried to fuck with me like this in the area. So I got aggressive and he did the "Your Mother said you'd work for free."

So then I flipped my shit, started yelling, pulled some Italian American shit with "What, you callin' my Ma a liar?" and shit like that.

Then told him I'm walking home before I knock his dentures down his throat.

So now I'm in a baby bitch mood, and I don't have 200 dollars in my pocket.


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Yeah yeah, just give me a time frame and shit. Congrats and all that.

I would've punched his teeth out and sold it to him.


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It's not the same without Tim Curry bumblefucking around.

Yeah well, either way, no renewed license and/or video games and models for mik.


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Oh fucking boy, a remake of a shitty episode series.

Do what I do, get paid half up front.





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>Lol let's act like we'll be immortal even though the original one is fucking dead
But what will you do with your immortality, /ef/?


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>Mike has repressed italiano genetics within his soul.

It is time for you to embrace your destiny Mike.

Seek me out in the dream world.


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I'm a quarter Sicilian and a quarter Neapolitan with the other 50% being Irish. Can I come with?


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ehh mayb-
lmao fuck no


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>involuntary volunteering
I can understand him doing that if he's broke, needs work done and is screwed if it doesn't happen, but that's still a platinum dick move
I've heard Jacksonville isn't. I should ask my Grandma what it's like, but since my Grandpa died there when they were on a mission it would be a pretty awkward conversation


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Should have sabotaged your own work and been like "Sorry, as an unpaid worker I really don't know what I am doing. Should have paid for a specialist :)"


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I did have one bad experience while there. I went out for a smoke and two guys walked up to me and started having a conversation THAT WAS REALLY LOUD AND CLEAR SO THAT I COULD HEAR THEM.
SHOULD WE BEAT HIM UP, asked one of them.
NAAAH HE MIGHT HAVE GUN, said the other and then they walked away.

But this really has nothing to do with Florida because I have met THE TWO GUYS WHO TALKS LOUD AND CLEARLY ABOUT UNCOMFORTABLE STUFF WHILE I'M ALONE WITH THEM here as well.

I'm not sure what to make of it. Maybe I trigger people while online and they are somehow trying show me what it feels like
or maybe they think I'm an idiot
or it's just their way of being badass or people start doing funny, stupid shit when feeling thretened
or any other of the thousainds of reasons or some tripple mombo-combo.

Who knows and who cares?


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I'm looking foreword to moving to Colorado after the Navy. Gonna inna mountains will be fun.


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Considering I'm 98% sure the town where all these douchers come from is a cult town, I don't know how well that would go for me in the end.

>People here say they're going inna.
>They go camping.
>That one time Chaptor said he was going to hike for a few hours.
>We didn't see him for three days.


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65 kills in self defence.

In other news, did you hear cities are real coolio these days?


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I can only beat up so many arabs before it stops constituting as self defense. Also I can only beat up so many beta males before my arms get tired and I get sleepy.


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Beta-males do double duty as fucktoys.


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I'd rather not.


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Don't be gay, bro. Nothing wrong with letting your sexual frustrations out on what is essentially a woman. If you drink pumpkin spice lattes and cant speak to girls without stuttering then you are free sex.


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how did I do boys


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Eat ass


That line is cringe enough that you'll be able to tell whether or not she's into you based on if she laughs or cries


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I guess it worked.
Text conversations suck and I'm the only one asking questions.
so it probably didn't work


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I finally got some jeggings that fit well and look good since the last pair was torn apart by my impressive leg strength. Now my ass is highlighted and my legs smooth for months to come.

How much did they cost you ask? Let's not talk about that and instead be happy payday is on Monday.


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bretty gud, weight is still trending downward.
I've lost at least 20 pounds this semester


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I've started browsing /tv/ for my 600 lb life threads


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so my double digit horsepower car will go triple digit speeds. kek


>stop sign


That Twitter is pretty funny. fake account obviously


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>When the tagline of a buttplug manufacturer is "Always on the cutting edge."


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And your privy to this information why exactly.


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No reason~



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Glass jewel at the base.



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Good to know?


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Someone put a flower under the windshield wiper on my car
It's too cute. It's disgusting!


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Be warned.

Today is sharlatan trickster day.


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I have a spending addiction


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>/mlp/ merges with /pol/
>/pol/ cant handle colorful horses

Ayy lmao.
At least Sky can rush in for his dose of pony porn.


Wait what.
Are you talking about /pol/ harbor?


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we've achieved meme synthesis


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>/can/ turned out to be an amazing merge
I hope it stays this way forever.


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What is a red pill?


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I thought I would only be pranked all day today.

Instead it turned out to be a fun day filled with crazy nazis, delicious cartoons and clever muscle men.


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/mlpol/ has hilarious synergy.
It's like /ef/ but faster


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/ef/ is more like a slower /v/ with a sprinkle of /a/.
I only imagine SkyHeart and Doctum to actually jerk it to pony porn.


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He once sent me actual SFM pony porn.
So it's likely.


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>Working 10 to 7 tomorrow
Okay yeah.
Working independent once I become a programmer.
Fuck working hours.


I have really flexible working hours at my job. For the most part, I can get away with getting to work at any time between 07:00 to 12:00. (Except when I need to be present at certain times for meetings and such things.)


That's a basic 8 hour with a bit of overtime.
Time is one thing, money for the future is better.


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50-60 hours per week until you die is how the world works now. sorry bun


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What is the name of this meme?


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I don't know. The explody head smart man meme


I prefer bun, it's cuter. Mordo can be v. cute with his diction.


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Memes usually don't get a name until they reach reddit.


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no bun



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>fart up a storm
>doorbell rings
>oh yeah, cousin and her boyfriend are staying the night


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>due to an addiction to escapism in the home life, I've completely forgotten to continue drinking my protein and work out since I've been back


Have you considered semen as a substitute?


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>Due to sitting on my ass and playing Skyrim I ignored working out


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Yeaaaaaaaah, "addiction to escapism" is not a thing. You just neglected working out cus it's a hassle. Your punishment is to do 100 squats and 100 pushups within the next 3 hours.


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Charlie and I make him do 100 squats whenever we can.


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Is this some sort of group sex thing only it's group exercise? The exercise sub.*

*'The Exercise Sub' is also a high protein footlong'


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>only leg work

Give him an upper body workout.


Core and leg work outs are just as vital


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You wanting him to focus on his legs is the shadiest thing here.


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Prove it


>butter caramel Pringles
I'm intrigued


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mlpol is still around, kek


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I've been thinking more and more of just going to work at the local fire department back home since it's easier to get on friendlier terms with them in getting a job.


I'm trying to make grilled cheese more interesting; what cheeses and seasonings would be good?


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Seasoning? Who puts seasoning on grilled cheese?


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>project member browsing /a/ in class
>I bring up the April fool's board fiasco
>"I didn't take you as a channer, you don't seem neckbeardy enough"


now marry him and transform him into a trap


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>tfw taco night




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That's gay bruh


I hate mushrooms tho


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how do you keep a tinder conversation going?


it's not gay if the dicks don't touch. c'mon, dude, this is basic math. didn't you ever go to driving school?


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>turning into street
>change lanes after full turn
>going to change lanes further, guy behind me
>go a little faster to get ahead of him and give him some room while I come into the lane
>he floors it to get in front of me and doesn't let me pass
>hits the car ahead of him because they were turning into a side street.

I feel bad for the victims, but feel nothing for the dumbass who tried to pass me


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accept the invite to their webcam show


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You stop to tell the cops?


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I'm surprised I haven't witnessed any accidents while delivering pizza.
I've had two cars drive on the wrong side of the road head on at me and countless other retarded instances.
I can't stand to ride in the car with most people because their driving is terrible.


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As if I wouldn't


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Alright then.


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>When sudden thunder makes you inexplicably anxious and scared


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My bed is too low to let me hide under it, it also doesn't have internet.


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>car has over 10,000 miles now
1/10 of my warranty is now up.



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>Brother moved in.
>Brought in his current (Insert person with vagina here)
>He says something.
>She laughs.
>I timed it today.
>18 minutes of uninterrupted laughter.


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Seems your brother is just a funny guy.


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>Work for almost minutes away from an hour and a half
>"Oh yeah, somebody fucked up. You aren't supposed to come to work today."
>Head home.


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Was it scheduled?


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who is this tiny nazi


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You could've stayed, then. They need 24 hours notice before they change anything.


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It's WW1 with WW2 elements nigga.
They probably wouldn't have allowed that.


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Just saying. They're not legally able to tell you to leave a shift they scheduled you without your consent. I would've demanded however much 2 hours of your time is for compensation if they wanted you to leave.


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Oh oh no. I wasn't scheduled to be there today. I thought that was what you were asking.


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I have no future


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Every moment you spend in Presence is immensely valuable. It will gradually transform your life and your relationships.

As you deepen into Presence and become more established in the present moment, you'll begin to experience Oneness as the illusion of separation dissolves.


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>asked girl out
>waiting for response
I'm retarded so I can't tell if she's in to me or not. I can only tell in person.


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>go with people to do an ice cream eating challenge
>get home and puke it out intentionally
wtf I'm bulimic now
>mfw it was still cold coming out


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Send her a picture of your car


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>see old high school buddy working at game shop I used to work at
>"yup I'm a manager for a game store"
>"lol yeah I used to be in your shoes over on the west side"
>his slightly smug face lowers
>"so what are you doing now then?"
>other friend who works there:"didn't you go to school to be a flight attendant?"
>"yeah, I graduated from there and now I'm going to be a flight attendant for Frontier"
>manager friend's face subtly becomes sunken and you can see he was extremely jealous for not only already having his position in the past, but now have a good career.

Man now I feel bad.


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Is there just a slight, tiny little chance that your high school buddy actually likes his job and he got confused by your rude projection?



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He's the manager of a local game store with shitty customers and even shittier company. I know for a fact he doesn't like it, no one who's worked as a manager there has ever liked it.


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It might not be shitty for him.
Every person has their place.


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its from a really shitty anime about a dude getting reincarnated into a shitting little WWI girl
Its anime at its lowest


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Could always sell drugs.


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I know you're baiting me.


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>Boss comes over to job site to look over work
>"Hey Tracer, what was your hourly rate again?"
>"$XX dollarydoos"
>"Hm, alright. Your yearly review is coming up, we'll see if we can get you more"



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>Boss doesn't credit your work to someone else.
>Someone else doesn't get the money for your work.

You're bullshitting.


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Oh, no, I coordinate and do most of the paperwork to make it look like I did most of the work, so I'm 'That guy'.


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I'm on to you.


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I can't hear you over the dosh


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It's my dosh now. This is a stick up.


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*Teleports a gundam into ur mailbox

Heh, you're too late


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I forgot you have my address.


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Well, I have a PO box.


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The mail person asked me if I knew a Michael. E. Man last time.


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Ahah, what you tell him?


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I told him it was my work name or something like that.


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Yeah that's not suspicious.


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If they open my packages they'd just be disappointed.


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>"I was expecting sex toys and only got regular toys"


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Haha, nerds.


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Well, it's a Japanese toy, so arguably it is also a sex toy somehow.


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Ummm, it's not a toy! it's an



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I'm really not. I just hate that anime. I dont even associate the show with you. You are allowed to enjoy whatever trash you want.


This week has been good. Got some good news


Actually I've seen way more people make fun of the show than enjoy it. The art style and core concept are cringey.

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