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File: 5zl9l6ezsneo.jpg (219.88 KB, 552x660, 1342047672743.jpg)

 No.389282[Last 50 Posts]

>Have terrible headache all day
>Feel bad and sick
>Go for a walk, feel better
>11:30
>Strong headache
>Feel like your entire body is fucking decrepid and rancid
>MASSIVE LIGHT
>HEADACHE FLARES
>Massive thunder drone
>Body feels fine but with throbbing head

I got sensitive electrons.

 No.389283

File: h6y08ckq9d6o.png (18.46 KB, 104x186, rk1.png)

Drink.

 No.389284

File: k3zdzv2zyo74.jpeg (519.12 KB, 917x1000, Food - Best food.jpeg)

>>389283
Pepsi Max Cherry(tm)

 No.389285

File: sziurdjhudq8.png (18.46 KB, 104x186, rk1.png)

>>389284
Gross.

 No.389286

File: yly28oj4u3nk.png (489.68 KB, 720x1280, IMG_2017-03-14-17344294.png)

Yee

 No.389287

File: v8h9xut35zi8.png (194.8 KB, 829x682, Food - The hunt.png)


 No.389288

File: 13xeixonxsbq.png (736.15 KB, 1280x905, large (7).png)

>>389284
>rararara

 No.389290

File: ui3smci35wqo.png (69.64 KB, 650x1181, migraine-vs-headache.png)

You should masturbate to relieve headaches temporarily.
Just make sure you clean up and all that.

 No.389291

File: laxhf5kqqfpc.png (912.5 KB, 1500x1750, Beret - INCROYABLE.png)


 No.389292

File: kqvcphsbi6f4.jpg (32.13 KB, 345x720, 1a6358770baf1ab13136b2cbb8….jpg)

>>389282
Then I feel ba as well.

I think you should take a paracetamol maybe.

 No.389294

File: g8tjaro8kmps.png (138.66 KB, 500x451, shut the fuck up doctum.png)

I found this in the bowels of my ef folder

I figured someone could probably find use for it

 No.389295

File: qw8ap863hw5c.jpg (32.31 KB, 250x250, 1471654714887.jpg)

>>389294
Doctum is love, Doctum is life.

 No.389307

File: gtd8vbf48c8w.jpg (78.49 KB, 706x642, down syndrome.jpg)

I dreamt my alarm went off so I got out of bed.

>>389294
>>389295
Doctum needs to shut the fuck up as well, sometimes.
Those are old memes, pretty sure Singed made that back in the gayday.

 No.389308

File: p93aebijxyww.jpg (235.9 KB, 1000x784, 1486658170651.jpg)

>>389307
Shut up was never an old meme, it just has new forms.

>I dreamed my alarm went off so I got off bed

>tfw I've dreamed falling and my body suddenly jolts awake

 No.389309

File: ene5cz7n6qyo.png (77.39 KB, 420x600, 3duhzcqdots0.png)

>>389308
>Dream of absolutely anything
>Start flailing

 No.389310

File: 94zo0c3eturk.jpg (476.24 KB, 1000x1355, 1469251588271.jpg)

>>389309
>Start dreaming of cinnamon buns
>Wake up with my butt glazed in mysterious white stuff

 No.389311

>>389310
>Dream of something wonderful
>Jolt awake
>WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYTHING NICE HAPPEN

 No.389312

Every now and then I get fucking HORRIBLE migraines. Just horrible.

 No.389313

>>389312
Just fix your brain.

 No.389314

File: gbvp9j9x2pz4.jpg (648.81 KB, 1027x726, 1483150546700.jpg)

>>389311
>Best dream you ever had
>Can't remember it

>>389312
Have you gone to a doctor?

 No.389315

>>389314
>Sleep
>Don't Dream
>They told me I'd dream

 No.389316

File: ji2z7m1usef4.png (164.4 KB, 413x352, 1482573604417.png)

>>389315
>They told you all dreams are fake
>You're actually connected with alternate realities of yourself for a short time due to quantum magic

 No.389317

>>389314
I should, but it's happened basically as long as I can remember. Usually it's not very frequent, maybe once every few months.

 No.389318

File: s9ig3i1v045c.jpg (35.81 KB, 320x224, 762650__safe_rarity_photo_….jpg)

>>389316
>Be dreaming
>Accidentally astral project yourself into a reality without astral projections
>Stuck in astral-projection-less world where KFC is the only fast food chain

 No.389319

>>389317
Sure if it feels normal you might ignore it.
But you should just really consider it (i.e. go immediately to the docs) if you ever feel it's suddenly stronger as time goes by or any other symptoms come with it.

>>389318
ARE YOU IMPLYING ABOUT KFC?
THAT'S THE GUCCI STUFF.

 No.389320

File: 5dcinwgd1tts.gif (1.98 MB, 450x252, 1452271857407.gif)

I started adding 10~15 minutes of rowing at the end of my work outs. Gonna build up to 30minutes as the end work out. Killer and fun workout.

 No.389324

File: d6168o9tphq8.jpg (35.96 KB, 500x500, 1489583046460.jpg)

>get through a 30 min discussion on epistemology by bullshitting and just leading the discussion
>They can't tell because I am smiling and gesticulating
>But I have milky acid through the entirety of my legs

 No.389325

File: fk0l2wewmi2o.jpg (62.97 KB, 679x515, Fpzhse2.jpg)

>>389320
Row across the entire world by the end of the year or get no gains.

 No.389326

File: 77q9rkzbx37k.jpg (307.61 KB, 600x750, ed61f5e0aa208d2cdae3a7ffd4….jpg)

>aced my final
Ffffffuck yes

 No.389327

File: qpxv5fphx79c.jpg (33.33 KB, 675x271, 1489510325108.jpg)

really can't find the motivation to work on all these group projects

 No.389328

File: 2tgmhlcd857k.png (285.77 KB, 700x700, Rarity 8c.png)

The freezer was open for like 24 hours? It's not "a health hazard", it's "conveniently thawed for consumption".

 No.389329

File: c74pe7wika9s.png (95.92 KB, 287x350, Rarity 1di.png)

>>389326
That's pretty baller, are you rich now?

 No.389330

File: z0xze7c7qlts.jpg (114.81 KB, 600x625, __clownpiece_hecatia_lapis….jpg)

>Wake up meh
>1 hour passes it turns to a bit miffed
>Another increases to annoyed
>Third switches gears to irritable
>Furth decides to kick it to mad
>Noon hits and now decides i should be peaking at nuclear

Maybe Im having one of those secretly super shitty days where you're mad for absolutely no reason or something's not working. Welp. Here goes to hoping it doesn't keep increasing.

 No.389331

File: 89pgow21ub5s.jpg (44.45 KB, 350x341, 134418222529.jpg)

>>389330
Release the electricity in the atmosphere.

 No.389332

File: 4zlrznu5iscg.png (252.75 KB, 1600x1126, cute_fluttershy_vector_by_….png)

>>389330
A visit from Uncle Testosterone?

 No.389335

File: y5fb4iqyqtj4.png (909.9 KB, 800x1153, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_ar….png)

Feathers unruffled, I have finally calmed.

 No.389337

File: hyk7q9867qww.jpg (39.19 KB, 500x482, how gurren lagann should h….jpg)

Do you think Simon could have prolonged Nia's life with spiral power?

 No.389338

>>389337
No, she was an anti-spiral.

Keep up.

 No.389339

File: s9kujyvr7ksg.jpg (589.38 KB, 1856x1854, 1489030552397.jpg)

I now have the motivation to do everything I need to do before I move out. Also my parents are idiots.

 No.389340

File: 8kdnei7g9w5c.png (53.86 KB, 299x195, rk23.png)

>>389339
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 No.389341

File: nkes8jyii2o0.png (1.57 MB, 1427x805, 1488723720790.png)

>>389340
They literally think that just because I'm an asshole means I have to be institutionalized.
I'm just stupid because of lack of sleep. They're mad.

 No.389342

File: uuwi7sk6gbgg.jpg (168.7 KB, 500x600, 5202100838911ff155e7541f15….jpg)

>>389341
>I'm just stupid because of lack of sleep

Or genetics.

 No.389343

File: 11w7d3p7hwwy.gif (1.02 MB, 480x269, 1486922800610.gif)

>>389342
No such thing in humans aside from mental retardation.

 No.389344

File: 677e5nznmmps.webm (514.24 KB, 320x240, Wrong wrong wrong wrong.webm)


 No.389345

File: waay8jzvgge8.jpg (61.03 KB, 1280x720, 1487948819570.jpg)

>>389344
I blame my environment and the people around me.

 No.389346

File: lncofwn6ne9s.webm (3.94 MB, 480x360, Vel'Koz Triangle.webm)

>>389345
Those being your parents, and thus genetics.

 No.389347

File: j95nw5nd629s.jpg (57.39 KB, 517x900, 1487001184297.jpg)

>>389346
No, I have so little in common with them it has nothing to do with that.

 No.389348

File: dy4p9e2a5n9c.webm (3.88 MB, 640x480, What do you think of that….webm)

>>389347
So little in common it's like you were adopted from even dumber parents genetically?

 No.389349

File: f6zzx7kg3g1s.png (1.33 MB, 1276x720, 1487251961177.png)

>>389348
Since genetic relations mean nothing to me I don't even consider them my parents so.

 No.389350

File: 1uq0zs0rdxmo.webm (7.85 MB, 500x375, Shrek Kombat 5.webm)

>>389349
Your idiocy must've come from someone.

 No.389352

File: 3534ifpr0ruo.png (203.23 KB, 1280x953, 3b3bf5563b07b1233291ebe236….png)

Do complicated, hard things. Become smart.
Do stupid things and get stupider.

To make holy water you just need to boil the hell out of it.

 No.389353

File: o6nqox6ywikg.png (1.68 MB, 1000x1400, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_os….png)

>Went from angery in the day to so gleefully happy
>Made cookies for no reason

Making cookies with love in them feels so cheesy but it's a great feel.
Heck… What's happening to my brain, man.

 No.389357

File: ffrds83zvmdc.jpg (1.46 MB, 9148x2480, 1489441891368.jpg)

according to a few calorie calculators and my own math, I burn around 3200 calories per day with my exercise routine. Combined with a 1900 kcal diet, that puts me at a weight loss of around a third of a pound per day, or 1.5 lbs/week, which in my experience is pretty accurate.
If I eat 1600 a day, that figure goes up to 2 lbs, and 1300 brings it to 2.5 pounds.
I just have to be able to stick to the diet, which hasn't worked out when I'm at my parent's house.
Fug I'm sick of being fat. 195 lbs last time I checked.

 No.389359

File: jkz2lyc80f0g.png (242.19 KB, 800x1019, 801742__safe_solo_twilight….png)

Can I face Mercer in person?

Save all a trouble?

 No.389360

File: zt3ph25tvym8.png (50.76 KB, 162x162, jyl4qlve75kw.png)

I can finally request permission for OHA and live out in town. Wewt.
>>389359
What's the drama this time?

 No.389362

>>389359
>say that to my face and see what happens
Okay Amonisis

 No.389363

File: gsnl8gdmyw3k.jpg (86.26 KB, 1280x720, 1486858107244.jpg)

>>389359
Fuck off.

 No.389364

File: psquuml74vls.jpeg (455 KB, 1241x789, 1489074139118.jpeg)

>>389359
Are you gonna pound his boipucci?
Or is this the other kind of pound where you call him a nerd and take his lunch money?

 No.389366

>>389364
>When your schoolbully is a jigglypuff

 No.389367

File: efi6dxyyamf4.jpg (34.34 KB, 600x800, 1485489911401.jpg)

>>389359
>>389362
>>389363
>>389364
You must first defeat our ultimate combined form.
CHAPTOR MAN

 No.389370

File: ulfmvkgkzvuo.jpg (76.76 KB, 1024x550, 1489630605426m.jpg)

191.8 lbs.
So I haven't lost any progress. Just time.

 No.389380

File: tswx254avls0.jpg (432.01 KB, 1200x1200, Animal - OPULWUSSUNCE.jpg)

>New jeggings too loose
>Purposefully shrink

 No.389382

File: raz79k8hdn9c.jpeg (66.19 KB, 396x396, 1486731969550.jpeg)

>>389367
ASSEMBLE!






AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.389385

File: s0vwuyjjwqo0.jpg (24.29 KB, 400x400, ix6hJiq9.jpg)

Tomorrow I graduate!
Next obstacle, Frontier interview.

 No.389386

File: fzq2k7ea2134.gif (316.62 KB, 500x255, 1GZUior.gif)


 No.389388

File: eaeo24n3fg1s.gif (19.24 KB, 750x500, 1489634305460.gif)

this paper is killing me.
pretty sure I've focused on the wrong stuff

 No.389389

File: 9v35ek3mn5ds.webm (3.62 MB, 720x405, Mobius 1.webm)

>Wake up
>Notice it's 50 degrees in my house
>Huh
>Go outside
>39 degrees
>Neat
>Open closet
>Unlock back panel
>Input code
>Take elevator
>Fight skeletons
>Slay hellhound
>Beat death in game of chess
>Kick Satan in the nuts
>Break open giant crystal
>Pick up jacket
>Wear jacket for 30 minutes until it gets to 60 degrees
>Take off jacket

That was nice Maybe I'll get to wear it for 45 minutes next year.

 No.389390

File: 626hx1u0ypog.jpg (121.86 KB, 930x1000, CspXr5KVMAAwWgA.jpg)

>>389389
>It's 80 outside and everyone's complaining
>It's 90 and suddenly everyone's dying
>It's 100 and the population of ACs has taken over the world

>Meanwhile I'm wearing a sweater like it's a chilly 50

 No.389391

File: y2xo9y03upkw.png (28.73 KB, 190x160, rk30.png)


 No.389392

File: kkpayhhhbbwg.jpg (36.47 KB, 365x314, little_pop_sugar_17.jpg)

>>389391
I couldn't sound tough if I ever tried to be. I'm too femme, apparently.

 No.389393

File: hc9vy4gudwqo.gif (41.83 KB, 171x199, did i say it was meant to ….gif)


 No.389394

File: 37r7bh7gy3i8.png (72.1 KB, 246x289, Okuu Gen (496).png)

>>389393
Want to kissu????????????????

 No.389398

55.5 mpg on another 115 mile trip.
That's a new record

 No.389399

File: 25cuhap9x61s.jpg (46.67 KB, 900x627, 1476993321229.jpg)

>when the liquor hour approaches ever closer.

Soon

 No.389400

I'm at fan x.

Onjage if I see you I'm gonna beat you up

 No.389403

File: v1robc0tpvcw.png (59.9 KB, 1911x832, WORRIED.png)

I sure hope the Fedex man brings me my OS…

It was supposed to be here today.
..It's 8:30 pm and I'm getting worried.

 No.389404

File: 4nvzn0xapo74.jpg (54.37 KB, 1000x800, FB_IMG_1489768056609.jpg)

Tara Strong was there.
Weird Al was there.
The guys from psyche were there.
Cary Ewles was there, and looked and sounded way younger than he is.
Stan Lee was not there. He is sick

 No.389406

>>389399
It is time

 No.389407

File: qxk21a36vabk.jpg (43.94 KB, 640x480, ubuntu-boobs.jpg)

>>389403
God damn! If you're not knowledgeable enough to install Gentoo, then just go and install Ubuntu.

 No.389421

File: zy5plf44lyww.jpg (6.66 MB, 5312x2988, 2017-03-17 14.17.32.jpg)

Fucking did it m8s

 No.389425

>>389421
Are you a police officer now?

 No.389432

File: ykahzgv8xmv4.jpg (120.51 KB, 750x537, 1489365920341.jpg)

I hi fived Flynn today.
Jacey are you jealous

 No.389436

File: pdvlzvje88ow.jpg (111.54 KB, 630x630, 392528_1.jpg)

>>389421
Good job my dude!

 No.389437

File: 4h7vwnidq6gw.jpg (10.65 KB, 272x264, 130766631963.jpg)

>travelled three hours to Dublin to give Whelp a treat with a Mtg Legacy tournament
>event pulls one other person
>owner informs us the event will not be firing (surprise, don't set tournaments the day after Saint Patrick's in fucking Ireland, especially when a PPTQ is being held in Navan on the same day)
>invites us to pay $40 each to play MM17 draft instead instead of the $10 for the tournament fee
>mfw

Cork to Dublin and back in 6 hours.

 No.389451


 No.389453

File: lpczd7wwgg74.png (67.78 KB, 945x945, Rarity 0b.png)

>>389437
Should have spent the day in Dublin, they have all kinds of crazy things there, and I don't mean "The Irish".

 No.389466

File: r1wcdhyzibk0.jpg (53.06 KB, 1200x675, 1489756157147.jpg)

I feel like I'm going to fucking die.
>>389316
What is the multiverse trying to tell me if the vast majority of my dreams involve me running from something horrible and/Or have something horrible happen to or around me?

 No.389467

File: 5xci4atc3i4g.png (67.17 KB, 477x507, Response - Grr.png)

>Buy XXL lolly
>Trying to keep it in your mouth is like having a ballgag
>It's gum inside and not lolly all the way through

 No.389468

File: g3lbs7jd6v40.gif (1.8 MB, 960x540, 2a3.gif)

>>389467
not like that

 No.389469

>>389451
is that your car?

 No.389470

>>389467
>Doctum struggling to keep large object in mouth

Now THIS is imagery I get behind.

 No.389471

File: lujypba6zy80.jpg (378.89 KB, 1422x1422, tijrjkw1noqo.jpg)

>>389469
it was.
it was.

 No.389472

File: lh1dflmcc4jk.png (51.53 KB, 429x410, Rarity 1kka.png)

>>389470
I have stiff jaws…

 No.389473

File: tc8jcxyowuf4.png (1.13 MB, 885x902, necron_immortal_by_lordmel….png)


 No.389474

File: k4nm9se7jzls.jpg (188.82 KB, 765x1280, 1417275936914~2.jpg)

>>389473
I sold it to a metal recycler, so yes

 No.389475

File: ahbl4hwkczcw.png (596.94 KB, 1280x720, Fluttershy_\-But_why-\-_S1….png)

>>389474
Maybe it survived like in that Toy Story 3 ending.

 No.389477

File: 3jrftkp9i69s.jpg (224.15 KB, 500x700, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_ai….jpg)

>>389472
Bone is normally stiff.

 No.389478

File: 8ruyact2w6bk.jpg (33.31 KB, 400x400, hydralisk_ii_by_highdarkte….jpg)


 No.389485

File: z084i3stel8g.jpg (70.14 KB, 667x1000, oFmnanV.jpg)

>>389421
NOICE
O
I
C
E

I just sent my resume to a car parts store.
Hopefully they'll call back

 No.389492

File: 665f5l9ucutc.png (281.62 KB, 800x400, Black White.png)

i have to meet with a psychiatrist on friday to see if i need antidepressants

 No.389502

File: g7t09pz1ps74.jpg (21.27 KB, 247x167, emprah.jpg)

>>389485
So did she die?

 No.389510

File: e2f8ec902fb4.png (67.77 KB, 350x350, Make-up - If you do it wro….png)

>Urgh, I need to fix my brow but I don't want to
>Fine only a quick tweeze
>Fine only a quick trim
>Fine only a solid trim
>Fine only some more tweezing
>Fine only evening
>Fine only SOME fine touches and overall look consideration

Is this what an adult feels like?

 No.389514

File: 2ewum00k9f7k.jpg (266.53 KB, 960x652, 1489963391049.jpg)


 No.389516

David Rockefeller is dead

 No.389535

File: cedd77wytqtc.png (98.32 KB, 298x277, gffd.png)

>At work
>Training for desk job
>More dosh, less fun
>Paperwork
>Paperwork
>Paperwork
>Fucking paperwork
>Look at clock
>Almost 12
>Alright, lunch can eat away an hour
>Emergency call come in before I head out
>"Hey Tracer seems pretty big, want to go help them?"
>Oh god yes
>Drive thru some food and head over
>"Hey tracer we got most of the work underway if you want to do the paperwork"

 No.389538


 No.389539

File: 7mvi1wpyr2bk.jpg (21.28 KB, 650x599, 82uxvbbldzpc.jpg)

>>389535
Why are you crying Tracer, it's the least demanding, Tracer!

Why are you crying, Tracer!

Why are you crying?

 No.389541

File: wc9uwbngqqrk.png (191.96 KB, 812x363, sfdg.png)


 No.389543

>watching Power Rangers marathon
>favorite season, Wild Force, comes on
>four episodes in and chat still won't shut up about how Cole's actor killed a guy
Welp

 No.389546

File: s2ik8lpmrj7k.jpg (99.96 KB, 1024x526, 1489891149329.jpg)

lifted for half an hour and did half an hour of cardio.
I wonder if it's possible to get noob gainz back while on a cut.
I'm lifting heavy, low reps.

 No.389550

File: f52hys5i99ts.png (335.07 KB, 850x1100, Food - Ponies are serious ….png)

>Buy fudge
>Grab it
>Cut your finger on it

I swear to fucking god I am tired of random food items drawing blood from me like I live in a world of fucking razor blades?
Things I have sustained bodily damage from include sandwiches, baguettes, cooked prawn, crab legs and claws, hard candies, hot dog buns, pizza, all kinds of crisps, and fucking FUDGE.

I give up and accept my bodily composition is simply volatile when in contact with earthly items.

 No.389552

File: 61w72k088ku8.jpg (57.39 KB, 517x900, 1487001184297.jpg)

Got a physical today. They took blood samples and a urine sample as well.

 No.389562

File: 3oc1l0nf48e8.jpg (25.21 KB, 450x450, 82d9303926975a70d9c17ae243….jpg)

>>389550
>hot dog buns

Literally how.

 No.389563

File: hpoqjsgx35kw.jpg (6.99 KB, 233x245, tumblr_ns0yx4WkAL1qabbzvo1….jpg)

So I'm now an official vet tech student and my supervisor at my good job is gonna see what she can do about bumping me up to full time and getting me work in the hospital while I'm in school!

 No.389564

File: zb0sxu6dueio.png (347.44 KB, 1076x820, 3645635.png)

>>389563
Congratulations.

 No.389566

File: dadztvqw775s.png (584.24 KB, 600x560, download.png)

>>389563
I feel like being nice so, Congratulations.

 No.389568

>>389563
Grats, are you a police officer now?

 No.389569

Roommate is playing Breath of the Wild on an emulator. top kek tbh

 No.389573

File: 2yyb83rlqeyo.png (52.47 KB, 206x233, Okuu Gen (452).png)

>>389550
Is your skin made out of tinfoil?

 No.389575

File: wvx0106pw83k.jpg (105.03 KB, 618x464, tumblr_nbm8fwDlun1qku8hoo1….jpg)

>>389568
yes
you are under arrest

 No.389578

File: zjfwyqtu4e0w.jpg (93.25 KB, 720x960, tumblr_nwsta9Takf1tabecto1….jpg)

>>389575
You can't put me in jail I am a national treasure.

 No.389579

File: k60o5ot8zaio.png (74.38 KB, 320x429, 6couxeggbczk.png)

>>389573
No skin anymore.

 No.389625

File: mcykfzw93q4g.png (286.73 KB, 1025x358, 1490109031611.png)

>>389563
congraturations

 No.389627

File: vbpb0wvtv8jk.jpg (39.79 KB, 340x277, 1394915521335.jpg)

I've made up my mind. I'm gonna use shore duty to get my EMT certification and when I"m done with that, transfer into the reserves so that way I can focus of civilian firefighting.

 No.389633

File: vgtpe2qbgb9c.gif (1017.19 KB, 216x147, 1489893377617.gif)

>in class
>get a brief glimpse of a picture folder on a guy's laptop
>unix timestamp filenames
brother?

 No.389634

File: o60tuena0xkw.jpg (98.66 KB, 877x1200, FB_IMG_1485138798364.jpg)

"Police are saying this will most likely be on lockdown for 24 hours, so needless to say I most likely wont make my appointment."

God bless Brits, even during a terror attack Mr. Alan Parry is concerned meeting with the lord of the day.

Also, minor(?) terror attack in London.

 No.389635

File: oz15o2128zy8.jpg (3.78 KB, 640x498, 1489548670600.jpg)

>>389634
>Minor terror attack.
>Minor.

Don't normalize that shit, nigga.

 No.389636

File: hg435acb2tc0.png (90.35 KB, 900x1470, Rarity 0.png)

>>389635
One confirmed casualty is good news compared to France and Germany. I'll take my silver linings.

 No.389637

File: fhotch7pz9j4.webm (462.82 KB, 240x360, 1490193861100.webm)

This is a big cock.

 No.389638

>>389637
B I G B O Y
I
G
B
O
Y

 No.389639

>>389637
when I buy chickens on Friday, I am going to see if they have those in stock still and buy 2.
They're called Brahma

 No.389640

>>389639
If I had one, I'd name it "C5 Galaxy"

 No.389643

File: ke5tvfcoj2m8.jpg (40.79 KB, 713x479, 1437532975648.jpg)

>tfw you find a new grey hair

 No.389644

>>389639
I know brahmas are Big Damn Chickens, but surely that one's still comparatively enormous? It looks nearly three feet tall

 No.389646

File: v6khcq6gfm68.jpg (44.65 KB, 641x331, dafak.jpg)

Good god that Death Note Light up the New World movie was bad.
And now there's gonna be a western Netflix adaptation. Please just let it die

 No.389650

>>389644
Roosters can get that big, it's nothing new. That one is rather large but after I looked it up further… it's really common

 No.389651

>>389644
Also if you look at the hens which are also brahma… they're big too so I'm of the impression after all I was reading… they're all that big unless you get a batam of it

 No.389652

File: 6523gus6g9a8.png (151.02 KB, 650x800, Beret - Lazy orgasm face.png)

Today I was called out on letting my beliefs about relativism impact my ability to solve a contexualistic dilemma through bias. Never once in my life did I think that would ever be a thing that would seriously happen in my life.

I feel like a fucking nerd. Worse is that they were right.

Also, I don't know what this American Easter thing is about but the import stores sells some yummy eggs. Maltesers should stick to maltesers, but Guylian makes some very fine chocolate, bonus points for adding a tiny box of sea shells together with the egg. And tomorrow I'll get to try the 'Milky Bar Milk & Cookies' egg by Nestle. Exciting stuff for a chocolate lover.

 No.389653

File: oozn1wgn2n0g.jpg (867.41 KB, 2560x1440, 20170323_114039.jpg)

Geeg.

 No.389654

File: 77p9pca7t79c.jpg (45.64 KB, 360x809, 15741011_10154280047632705….jpg)

>make reservations for hotel in Denver
>go through email listing requirements
>"just fill this stuff out and bring it with you"
>W-4 forms
>fingerprint processing form
>10 year history with absolutely no gaps
>non editable pdf file
>have to do it by hand
Why do I have to suffer for what I want

 No.389655

File: 1trkzdhqnf4w.png (201.25 KB, 1200x346, 890uh.png)

>>389652
What was the dilemma?

 No.389656

File: bfd85htgk1ds.png (106.35 KB, 726x515, Beret - blob.png)

>>389655
"How can a contextualist solve the problem of Cartesian scepticism?"

I had stipulated that if we accept that contextualism allows for gradients of truth then absolute inability of truth would in of itself be allowing for individual subjective truth, but at the expense of eliminating objective truth itself, surely? But the teacher slammed me down for being a lil relativist bitch. "You are supposed to consider this within the context of scenario not availability of facts!" she said before beating me mercilessly.
Could have been worse, could have been dogged for applying fallibilism, now thatwould have been embarrassing.

 No.389657

File: 633q336j2etc.jpg (349.46 KB, 943x1200, 1490242454389.jpg)

>>389656
I thought all contextualized problems were relative to the situation.

 No.389658

File: 53qfzg0j4xkw.webm (2.61 MB, 560x420, 1488601166362.webm)

>>389652
Get shit on, turbo dick.

 No.389660

File: ofy2hrw373sw.jpg (31.55 KB, 572x634, 118zan.jpg)

I still can't tell a truth from a fact and that's like the basics of philosophy.

 No.389661

File: 7my0snr4oyv4.png (277.16 KB, 700x700, Rarity 122e.png)

>>389657
Relativism != Relativity. A relation is no more a school of thought than humanism is about being a human.

>>389658
How can you say that??! Don't you know my reputation is ruined? I'm a laughing stock!

 No.389663

File: 3krr6yjvw0u8.jpg (99.29 KB, 578x700, 1488928826994.jpg)

Internet has been down for 3 days now.
Guess I'll play with hotwheels in the tub like the good ol days

 No.389674

File: ofpeop7gbuo0.jpg (192.24 KB, 1621x1286, FB_IMG_1490301124310.jpg)


 No.389676

File: r3hq0h65edc0.jpg (38.92 KB, 564x423, 46c814322ccabd49ecbc720ff9….jpg)

>>389661
I think I understand.
A truth is relative and a fact isn't really relative to anything. It's just a fact. A fact is always true but a truth doesn't have to be a fact.

So the way I understand it you started listing facts and there's a few trillion billion trillion billion of those instead of looking at the truths of the situation.
You didn't stay true to the problem.

 No.389680

File: cx0k65fermyo.jpg (243.34 KB, 704x1024, 1485060401630.jpg)

group project somehow turned to talking about bronies and furries.
dude was talking about how his cousin is gay and has a rainbow dash tattoo on his buttcheek.
he also has hiv. was pretty funny.
I took two massive dumps so I'm hoping I break under 190 tomorrow.

 No.389681

File: qwhpo9cxgp34.jpg (89.95 KB, 319x389, 1401332014455.jpg)

>>389674
The museum took it down, the anons didn't bring anything to cut through the zipties on the flagpole.

 No.389683

File: o7e7iuz34jr4.png (95.92 KB, 287x350, Rarity 1di.png)

I dreamt that I was hanging out with Sky Heart, he had gotten a homely looking girlfriend and was now literally videotaping himself giving money to people.

I feel this is a warning. Sky, don't waste your fucking money when you get a job.

Meanwhile I was using my travel case as wheelies and it was great.

 No.389686

File: p9e9qlu1hs74.jpg (370.92 KB, 1280x1891, 1473803658454.jpg)

>>389683
Sounds more like a warning you might be that homely girlfriend soon.

 No.389687

File: u0dl5gqx1hxc.png (79.69 KB, 595x842, Rarity 1el.png)

>>389686
I'm neither blonde, nor do I wear terrible dresses.

I'm far too busy being on wheelies to be tied down.

 No.389688

File: odos9oa2ag3k.jpg (87.46 KB, 646x960, 15073315_1719237581723415_….jpg)

>>389683
Which type of homely are we talking here?

 No.389689

File: 4t85hv9jj1c0.png (86.43 KB, 400x450, Rarity 1ke.png)

>>389688
"All-right looking", the sort of person is attractive but not hot. A bit childish looking, curlish hair.

 No.389690

File: xmhureo95czk.png (658.37 KB, 800x1253, 5cc9b8f15b2872f35894701a8a….png)

>>389689
hm neat

 No.389691

File: ipxhk4e1wtts.jpg (125.58 KB, 853x481, border-collie-frisbee.jpg)

>>389683
>>389688
Sky please video tape yourself giving money to me

 No.389693

File: 6lfdmhtk36kg.png (1.46 MB, 1291x1048, asdfg.png)

>>389691
People who record themselves giving money to the homeless are nothing more than attention whoring leeches. I don't do it because it's "the right thing to do" or for attention of any kind. Besides I never give out money, only food.

 No.389694

File: dh37mqdy3ytc.jpg (17.68 KB, 354x336, tM06smS.jpg)

>>389693
Please video tape yourself giving food to me

 No.389695

File: n4ymrtlx4ow0.png (1.28 MB, 1279x921, asdf.png)

>>389694
Throw in a bottle of crown royal and you got a deal

 No.389696

File: e421hrbk0hs0.png (187.19 KB, 900x1000, Rararo.png)

>>389691
>>389693
It was to your classmates. But I think Falcon is on to something, do like in my dream and do a selfie as you toss us 200 dollars in 10 dollar notes. Come on bro don't you want your dream girl?

 No.389698

File: eetzjnac0f0g.jpg (757.94 KB, 729x1000, angel.jpg)

today i meet with a psychiatrist to see if i need antidepressants
hopefully they would help

i'm going to new york city on tuesday for the men's NIT final four
GT made it and i'll be in the pep band

has panty been around here? i should say hi

 No.389699

File: wbxpumcr3bwg.png (261.17 KB, 562x582, 1488638883053.png)

>>389698
I haven't seen her in months dude. She hasn't been on Skype since october. I mean I know why, but i promised I wouldn't tell anyone. She'll (hopefully) be back on soon though.
I miss her ;~;

 No.389700

File: 8b439gjvalj4.jpg (23.94 KB, 640x649, FB_IMG_1490240865087.jpg)

>exact same weight as yesterday
well fug.
I didn't go to the gym yesterday so I guess that makes sense.
maybe tomorrow

 No.389708

File: 7w47m6z7zm9s.jpg (621.7 KB, 850x598, Ocean creatures yo.jpg)

>>389699
gotcha gotcha
drifting away from people sucks

 No.389709

File: kjo6nhvfvxts.gif (1.57 MB, 960x540, 1487370169079.gif)

>>389708
Yeah..
It really does.

 No.389710

Its weird that I know more than my more active manager here.
But then again I didn't even ask to be manager when it came up because fuck that shit

 No.389712

File: zy0itg194sg0.png (1.46 MB, 1291x1048, asdfg.png)

>>389698
She's fine, living life as she has been. Doing rather well.

 No.389713

File: 7o0kvaav3i4g.png (265.43 KB, 754x480, 1486999189859.png)

>>389712
Glad to hear!

 No.389714

File: njlvw6h6tuyo.jpg (50.27 KB, 800x734, 1489975389934.jpg)

I found a 20" Dell IN2030Mc display for 5 bucks.
might sell it

 No.389715

File: dhvr3yf7hds0.webm (2.26 MB, 640x360, I can't stop.webm)


 No.389716

File: fsxiuigm3oqo.png (512.67 KB, 1280x720, Fluttershy_thinking_S3E13.png)

>>389715
A ginger with a soul.

Interesting.

 No.389718

File: q72i9zryy29s.jpg (1008.32 KB, 900x900, Rad beats yo.jpg)

>>389712
sweet chicken

 No.389719

File: nwwqo0nvgav4.jpg (856.41 KB, 2358x2326, 20170324_204729_HDR~2.jpg)

playing earthbound.
Boring so far

 No.389720

File: jznfkvmmkrgg.jpg (89.02 KB, 725x929, 1490402643069.jpg)


 No.389724

File: zut0di5929z4.jpg (88.16 KB, 1024x576, 1490224227508m.jpg)

current dating strategy is shitposting at girls I match with

 No.389734

File: ik9d76u272tc.jpg (91.29 KB, 768x1024, 1488826556939m.jpg)

>189.6 lbs
I did it lads
30 pounds to go

 No.389735

File: mx4kea39nsow.jpg (165.79 KB, 1280x720, 1490424730825.jpg)

>>389284
>tfw back pain

 No.389761

File: n4bzgpzn8v0g.jpg (275.43 KB, 850x1236, ymKWbSL.jpg)

>>389734
Grats, It's time for me to cut, I fucked up with bulking before weigh ins for the PRT.

 No.389762

File: h5x0ot2d0p34.jpg (19.34 KB, 300x300, 1489078642602.jpg)

>>389735
So that felt closer to actual insanity than anything else did before. Amazing how willing parts of me are to fight back and throw a massive temper tantrum over me actually trying to fix myself and resist my anger issues.

 No.389763

Mercer… Personality are influenced by genes.

 No.389766

File: xocvh9c12l1c.jpg (101.82 KB, 900x738, 4498.jpg)

I finally got a girlfriend for once, but I realize I'm just a creep. Oh well.

 No.389767

File: zrqezhx5dfr4.jpg (25.03 KB, 219x268, 1488603163808.jpg)

>>389766
You fucked up with the tomoko looking chick?

 No.389768

File: oovb3d6gqc5c.jpg (2.69 MB, 2465x3264, reciful.jpg)

Like the progress on my picture? I'll let you guys know when I trace it over on a new paper and color it.

>>389767

A little. I used it as a way to get it out of school, but she said she'd pretty much become catatonic anyway so it shouldn't matter.

 No.389771

File: 36oger4vtqm8.png (Spoiler Image, 1.3 MB, 1678x943, 1487955092796.png)

>>389768
Pretty good.
>I used it as a way to get it out of school, but she said she'd pretty much become catatonic anyway so it shouldn't matter.
Glad to hear you two are ok.

 No.389772

File: 18crbhe9tn2k.jpg (365.43 KB, 596x879, Beautiful Dead.jpg)

>>389771

It's a dream come true <3
=~=;

 No.389773

File: zep6drkhqjuo.png (410.88 KB, 601x850, 1487543476541.png)

>>389772
The spoiler was an accident sorry.

 No.389774

File: 6xjuidus02rk.jpg (156.97 KB, 850x1275, o3o.JPG)

>>389773

It's okay c:

 No.389775

File: t6aswe94jnk0.png (1.14 MB, 1000x1400, 1486737108263.png)


 No.389776

File: 1k25bu17jmuo.jpg (200.8 KB, 750x1061, 1486763516024.jpg)

>>389771
And I didn't even notice the face she was making until now. I thought it was a happy face.

 No.389778

File: za0znuyox69s.jpg (378.89 KB, 1422x1422, lujypba6zy80.jpg)

>>389761
Why does it have to be so easy to get fat?
I screwed up today and ate around 2000 kcal which means no progress, but I'm pretty sure I get hungry even if I eat at maintenance.

 No.389780

>>389778
I WISH IT WAS EASY TO GET FAT

 No.389784

File: igt9k0icc7pc.png (191.86 KB, 800x450, Fluttershy_thinking_S4E14.png)

>>389778
>>389780
It takes time.

 No.389785

File: lum3ovulqmm8.jpg (115.52 KB, 1440x810, 1397899476756.jpg)

>>389778
Wish I could be like a black guy. Do 5 push ups and sit ups and be ripped as fuck.
Gotta start training on the stair machine with weighted vest of 50 lbs and two 20 pound weights on my shoulders.

 No.389787

File: 6dhu9cwepfuo.jpg (293.51 KB, 825x600, 1369930133540.jpg)

Finally got around to watching the girls und panzer movie. Was great.

 No.389789

File: p9iwslc3t5vk.jpg (106 KB, 413x424, tumblr_lt0oxoyXSX1qi70w1o1….jpg)


 No.389790

>>389789
Don't be foolish, cut a deal with asians to split the fat gain. They don't became horrible skeletons and we don't eat entire pizzas for lunch.

 No.389791

File: uilryqyo2ghs.png (229.51 KB, 1280x720, Fluttershy_feeling_happy_w….png)

Giant viking.
Severe brain damage from always bumping my head into everything but too tall to get really fat.

 No.389805

File: 5kj2fdufkkn4.png (537.81 KB, 1203x663, 1490371008318.png)


 No.389807

File: 4l7std3vay0w.jpg (225.15 KB, 750x714, 5764211 _658129b89b97add50….jpg)

>>389780
Eat bread and drink beer all day for three months and tell me this.

 No.389808

>>389780
Everyone getting triggered

 No.389809

File: mjng7eccf5kw.png (432.1 KB, 1280x720, Fluttershy_'I'd_be_honored….png)

>>389808
People are having emotional reactions.

 No.389810

File: v51f04awou0w.png (63.88 KB, 436x278, mothafucka.png)


 No.389811

File: nzx7b1ri816o.jpg (22.22 KB, 500x500, pacha original.jpg)

Beauty and the Beast was great

 No.389813

File: 7hdm2wepbegw.png (1.04 MB, 6711x6600, fluttershy_puppy_face_vect….png)

>>389810
Hello Mont.

Your name has changed.

 No.389814

File: 7iwap1fwta4g.jpg (488.18 KB, 1024x679, 1430535922749.jpg)

I was going to watch Beauty and the Beast but if Psycho liked it it must be pretty shitty.

 No.389815

File: wt6jwi4f5gjk.gif (828.19 KB, 629x588, 1488229272784.gif)

>>389810
Ignore us mont.

 No.389816

File: v6x7dn2tz20w.png (363.32 KB, 838x911, cia pacha.png)

>>389814
Your loss lol

 No.389817

File: hx6tpncciyo0.jpg (28.89 KB, 500x324, modecai.jpg)

>>389816
>Not losing 20 dollars and 2 hours is a loss

Well, except it isn't.

 No.389818

File: cl79waxo3fuo.png (318.82 KB, 330x245, 1490449361624.png)

>>389815
me.*
Drink yourself to death already, Tracer.

 No.389819

File: gc54v1jsgcn4.png (349.04 KB, 600x819, 1490321659398.png)

>>389818
I'm a smug teenager really.

 No.389820

File: knpx08co7i80.png (14.88 KB, 370x320, 1490472061867.png)

>>389819
I wish I was physically a teenager again since it would've been skinnier.

 No.389821

File: u49607vjgnwg.jpg (351.15 KB, 1920x1080, 1490474484285.jpg)

>>389820
Well, yes. There's nothing weird about that. I'm actually talking to myself now It's freaking me out.

 No.389822

File: ggse6inryk1s.png (174.99 KB, 780x806, 1490545864886.png)

>>389780
Peanut butter my nigga.

 No.389824

File: oqke8g9upr7k.jpg (175.96 KB, 772x1024, 1489630792347m.jpg)

>190.6
For some reason, I weigh more the day after I take a huge dump

 No.389825

>>389824
There are 200 000 factors that decide your weight, weighting yourself every day is meaningless.

 No.389826

File: sdbjxae2gzk0.png (44.08 KB, 1092x2188, comics-countryballs-japan-….png)

>>389825
Leave the fool to his numbers.

 No.389827

File: b02qqupq9vk0.jpg (308.56 KB, 1566x1200, 1489446559969.jpg)

>>389826
Wub wu~~~<3<3<3<3<3<3

 No.389828

File: aswbtf1p1erk.png (50.86 KB, 144x330, gz7rpd0ao4cg.png)

>>389827
>Say something negative about Panty and he deletes it

Ahahah

 No.389829

File: 1614dul5p6zw.jpg (53.67 KB, 680x499, 1488659144264.jpg)

>>389825
I already know that.
Day to day weighing is motivating.
The way I do it is after I pee, first thing in the morning. It makes it a little more consistent.
>>389826

 No.389830

File: 8ejwlllcxhj4.png (472.97 KB, 680x680, 55d.png)

>>389829
Fool numbers.

 No.389831

File: 7o6r92scdh4w.jpg (2.32 MB, 2480x3508, 1487075760647.jpg)

>>389828
I changed my mind and realized I was just venting.
It's fun when you make me play along, honey~<3<3<3<3<3

 No.389833

File: wuho7nidrs3k.jpg (20.35 KB, 250x464, Harmann_Gottlieb_Profile.jpg)

>>389830
Numbers do not lie. Politics and poetry and promises, these are lies. Numbers are as close as we get to the handwriting of God.

 No.389834

File: 1veurytzgsa8.jpg (131.43 KB, 768x1024, 2cool4school.jpg)

>>389831
Nigga you're always being played.

 No.389835

File: ylv44srbdjpc.jpg (18.9 KB, 236x303, 282b9d4c9732b55607c9450d35….jpg)

>>389834
Keep telling yourself that, my sweet~<3

 No.389836

File: espe8j151ou8.jpg (93.36 KB, 500x500, 1430535922748.jpg)

>>389833
Numbers lie plenty.

>>389835
I'm sure Panty gets a kick over you acting gay too.

 No.389837

File: kudorn92xse8.jpg (324.41 KB, 2480x3508, 1489358877980.jpg)

>>389836
I'm sure Sky feels the same way when you say you don't want to do gay shit with him.

 No.389838

File: o3quv4iry4u8.jpg (36.78 KB, 680x471, 1fd.jpg)

>>389837
He creams his pants whenever I give him any semblance of positive support due to respect or whatever bullshit he thinks of me.

Panty straight up abandoned you, and has had more contact with Ben than with you.

 No.389839

File: fh1cssnjnmyo.jpg (68.46 KB, 1280x720, 1487954953835.jpg)

>>389838
She didn't abandon me at all. She just became too busy with life to even get on skype. Which I had seen coming months beforehand and am patiently waiting for her return. Well of fucking course they did? They've known eachother irl since childhood. Though tell yourself what you want.

 No.389840

File: 6t7uzudebngg.gif (915.46 KB, 471x776, 1gwkbjvguf40.gif)

>>389839
>Too busy with life to talk with people online

Man I've heard that before. Still bullshit.

 No.389841

File: 67lte6kz4sn4.jpg (45.35 KB, 853x480, 1487941730056.jpg)

>>389840
Or maybe she literally is? I've been close with her for years and she isn't the type to just abandon close friends she cares for.

 No.389842

File: srsvyn9uvim8.png (154.89 KB, 750x228, 4745.png)

>>389841
> isn't the type to just abandon

Heard that one too. Still bullshit.

 No.389843

File: mnv9w5i825fk.jpg (75.82 KB, 641x735, 1489162407571.jpg)

>>389842
Just because some people are like that doesn't mean everybody is.

 No.389844

File: smt9xe8fe134.gif (495.86 KB, 500x323, 1423230188863.gif)

>>389843
Everyone is awful until proven otherwise.

 No.389845

File: pifacv09c9hc.jpg (1.15 MB, 1417x908, Alex.Redgrave.full.504130.jpg)

>>389813

Yes because I am very edgy now.

 No.389846

File: x6zphlvk0740.jpg (95.69 KB, 1280x720, 1489246270699.jpg)

>>389844
"Do you enjoy living like that? Always being mad?"

 No.389847

File: c7p1rcmhlqm8.gif (2.64 MB, 320x255, 1380346318534.gif)


 No.389848

File: bedf017k2gw0.gif (566.53 KB, 150x130, 1kyggssxb3ps.gif)

>>389846
I'm sure you had a point, but using quotations without showing who said it makes you look foolish.

 No.389849

File: avf29d38s8ao.gif (353.63 KB, 369x369, jJ2a6T6.gif)

>>389847

yea well im srs this time

 No.389850

File: v6lrzo1d0irk.png (1.46 MB, 1291x1048, asdfg.png)

>>389843
You'd be surprised on how easy it is for people to abandon others. Less about being a horrible person, more about moving on.

 No.389851

File: zfoe5t3wgjr4.png (2.52 MB, 1144x2048, 1486916999001.png)


 No.389852

File: 3zxhzj29fxfk.jpg (470.36 KB, 740x716, Altered Aside.jpg)

>>389850

God how I wish I didn't have to learn that the hard way. I'm a fucking prick.

 No.389853

File: 3jbsy5ysdk8w.jpg (18.21 KB, 251x222, 1490393559284.jpg)

>>389850
I'm aware of how easy it is. I just have more faith in her than I do pretty much everyone else.

 No.389854

File: l924tbtibksg.jpg (89.36 KB, 520x553, 39051e54b5e5f7d032514ea99e….jpg)

>>389849
I believe you.

>>389851
Video unavailable.

 No.389855

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>>389854
"Gabriel Dropout ~ babysitting your classmates"

 No.389856

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>>389855
Never heard of it.

 No.389857

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>>389853
What you have is a hard on for someone you've never met because she's given you an ounce of kindness and patience

 No.389858

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>>389857
It's not even really that anymore. I spoke with her pretty frequently from early 2013 to October last year.
She's been nothing but helpful to me, if I'm being honest.
>>389856
Google it.

 No.389859

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Jesus m8s calm down. If we had a fujoshi she would have a field day

 No.389891

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Bloodborne has been fun so far. But where the fuck am I going?

 No.389892

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>>389891
Whoops, wrong thread.

 No.390111

Kill all Jews



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