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File: ku072za4gs1s.png (43.48 KB, 370x351, 1487257106178.png)

 No.388529[View All]

>the imageboard everfreeforestchan that was created because mongolian horse archery chan was being gay is still here in the year 2017 on the 3rd month known as march.


What in tarnation?
8 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click View to see all.

 No.388538

File: kkal8lymkvsw.png (31.32 KB, 345x95, WAKE ME UP.png)

>>388537
I did not choose to partake on this!

 No.388539

File: tmuqi52vrx8g.jpg (32.5 KB, 720x482, 1460850587335.jpg)

>>388538
FUCKING SLAVE GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!

 No.388540

File: n344uy12lxc0.png (1.39 MB, 1600x3200, 1376956[1].png)

I wonder what percentage of this imageboards traffic is people pretending to be surprised that this imageboard has traffic

 No.388541

File: 5h6mx3id9im8.png (127.31 KB, 409x352, 1469129998564.png)

>>388540
wot'in tarnation?

 No.388542

File: 3t1jbsq6hhog.png (30.44 KB, 162x89, aaaaAAAAAAaahhh!!.png)

>>388539
FUCK NO
I'M OUT

 No.388543

File: 1yc95tbfprf4.png (877.46 KB, 853x1202, 1488433608355.png)

>>388540

Why build yourself up when you can just come here and look at the neets and the weebs in order to feel better about yourself?

 No.388544

File: agt2zp23203k.png (72.51 KB, 288x285, spoon.png)

>>388543
There's actually plenty reasons to not do that.

 No.388545

File: 4y6h7x7x5wu8.gif (20.03 KB, 350x250, 1479363317382.gif)

>>388542
cum here fuccboi.
>>388543
shut up simon.

 No.388546

File: ksqstugmgyrk.png (1.71 MB, 1880x1079, 1486737100177.png)


 No.388548

File: x0y4s5tjxibk.png (62.16 KB, 268x262, spooon.png)

>>388546
Good heavens, what a charming sweet smile.

 No.388549

File: n7y7vnkihp8g.png (257.05 KB, 768x688, 1487945808821.png)


 No.388551

File: ku1ljbao8g74.jpg (59.46 KB, 960x540, 1487156469961.jpg)


 No.388553

>living my life
>get off from my dream job and come home in my luxury honda
>wife and kids meet me at the door, hugs for everyone
>play with kids, help wife with dinner
>enjoy excellent meal with family
>get into bed with the wife, super cozy
>wake up in the middle of the night
>computer still on, i always turn it off before bed
>look at screen, tears fill my eyes
>its efchan, after all these years its still here
>cannot resist the temptation, must shitpost
>"wow, efchan is still here"
>gotta pick a smug picture, only way to be noticed
>no replies, go to bed after 5 mintues tears of sorrow in my eyes

 No.388554

File: t6vto45x4c8w.gif (12.36 KB, 200x200, 200_s (2).gif)

>>388544
People like to compare themselves with others in how they succeed in life.

They usually grow out of it during some mid-life depression when they start udnerstanding it's not how reality works.

 No.388555

File: jdl9wpc9lou8.png (109.08 KB, 327x287, naaah.png)

>>388554
That's actually not very related to the matter, people just love this pseudo dick-size competition of how successfull one's life is, for the sake of waving their wealth and whatnot on social media and a few meetings.
Mid-age crysis is a bit different from that.

 No.388556

File: jmcx2cgy81kw.webm (2.02 MB, 837x470, 1488168743665.webm)

>>388553
>luxury Honda
as much of an oxymoron as feminine penis

 No.388557

File: uapitazg5fy8.png (217.26 KB, 399x734, 1488308620909.png)

>>388556
cant give old efchanners too much class

 No.388558

File: tuh9s7vja96o.png (50.8 KB, 216x190, 1488485773137.png)

I read that in Chaptor's voice

 No.388559

File: yks9077haadc.gif (405 KB, 243x180, 1487991298036.gif)

>>388557
My Mitsubishi is pretty luxurious tbh

 No.388560

File: zzjkyczmcc1s.png (61.45 KB, 705x590, 1480739570052.png)

>>388553
lol
>>388558
At first I was like "how the fuck does he know my voice?' and then I slapped myself for being stupid.

 No.388561

File: s4rq6l192w3k.jpg (26.32 KB, 343x354, 1469585039647.jpg)


 No.388612

File: fjdo7cf2iakg.jpg (33.8 KB, 532x546, 6a66ee763adc2aaf0aaa1694f2….jpg)

>>388555
Nice trips!

I'm aware of that they might do it ironically and that they have already come to the conclusion that success doesn't necessarily mean a happy life.

They might enjoying see others try to have this "successful life".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic

 No.388631

File: epa809xtxgcg.jpg (6.46 KB, 184x184, a700067476a2caefb52ff87afc.jpg)

Yes, what a shock that between the last post you made here five days ago and now that the board is still up. What a fucking suprise.

 No.388638

File: oiihdp9rofls.png (257.05 KB, 768x688, 1487945808821.png)


 No.388643

File: z30h5463t0cg.jpg (4.27 KB, 186x139, AsUZeWZ.jpg)

>wake up
>look at phone
>efchan is still here

 No.388651

File: pgesmnkp7668.jpeg (107.12 KB, 1110x1110, 1482119614714.jpeg)

>>388643
>the apocalypse has ended and civilization has been reset
>it is now what would be the dark ages
>a bold young boy is out exploring the jungle ruins of what used to be London
>he comes across a building
>it is small possibly made for a single person
>on the wall next to the entry is a sign
>"property of Simon" it reads the boy heads inside the ancient building
>he comes across a strange box covered in ivy and flowers
>he touches the small control machine next to the box
>with a flash the machine comes to life!
>it sat there for thousands of years
>it displays the everfreeforest chan
>he scrolls through the ancient messages in awe
>suddenly a new thread pops up
>a user named Melchiott the 56th made a thread
>"it is the year 9052 and the everfree forestchan is still here."

 No.388653

File: wzau6dya0zy8.png (157.82 KB, 729x1096, fluttershy_confused_vector….png)

>a quadrillion billion trillion years into the future
>the universe has ended many times
>so many times that a universe similar to ours has been created
>some bored nerds sit down to create a site
>decide to name it everfree forestchan
>wtf? it's already there?

 No.388657

File: lplb1f7vx24g.png (45.13 KB, 306x220, 10rSB.png)

>Hideo Kojiba is fired from Konami
>He finally has the total freedom to work on his ultimate masterpiece
>A non-metal gear related game which awkwardly resembles metal gear a lot
>Kojima is worlwidely praised for his final masterpiece
>Humanity is so impressed they try to replicate his fictional machinations for fun and giggles
>Some weirdo actually does it, some people says it was psycho who also keeps clown infants in his closet and feed them dead rats once a year
>Not-metal-gear is fully functional and becomes self-aware
>They realize humanity is too dangerous to allow them to exist any further
>The internet is laughing their socks off, a pool of the size of europ could be easily filled with all the memes being spurred from 8chan, 4chan and reddit
>Not-metal-gear finally achieves it's final purpose and ends humanity existence
>A new race of sentient gorila cockraches rises on the planet surface
>Not-metal-gear is already a piece of metal scrap
>The new dominant race raises their own civilization and evolves with the little the planet has to offer
>It's the future
>Internet is still a thing
>Third world countries connection speed is still shit
>Gorilla-roaches are at the pinnacle of their social evolution
>Some citizens choose to hide in the shadows and post from the safety of their homes in a certain internet board
>A board called Everfree Forest
>/ef/ still exists

 No.388660

>left and right wing political tensions high
>results in 2nd american civil war
>civil war breaks out into global nuclear war for resources
>humanity bombed to extinction
>dozens years have passed
>ayy lmaos land on earth to discover the ruins of our civilization
>they find a bomb shelter, clearly lived in
>ayy lmao scan for life, nothings alive
>they enter the bunker to find a skeleton sitting in front of a monitor caked in dust
>the computer is still somehow powered by a potato garden
>they brush off the screen
>using their basic knowlege of our language they read "efchan"
>efchan is still here

 No.388663

File: cf8og4phjcao.jpg (112.92 KB, 628x525, 1470819512703.jpg)

In the year 2525 if man is still alive

if woman can survive

they may fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind









that efchan is still alive

 No.388669

>>388663
Very very good one.

 No.388714

File: dzwzau514mbk.png (452.58 KB, 663x731, 1478969098233.png)

smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
shitposts
SO U BE SAYIN
transitions from male to female
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
shoves sharpie into asshole
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
invents alter ego to appear more cool
U BE SAYIN
tulpa tulpa tulpa tulpa tulpa
HOL UP HOL UP
transitions back to male
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
wonders about the number 6 million
SO U BE SAYIN
deletes folder containing 200+ images made in a shitty pony OC creator and plays like they were never that into it
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
brags about porn career
EFCHAN IS
posts a lovely photograph of a seal
FINNA EF IS
bumps old thread
AYYYOOO HOL UP EFCHAN IS
tfw no gf
SO EFCHAN IS
goes to gym, calls up everyone they ever met and tells them about it
SO U SAYIN EFCHAN IS
writes url on toilet in the men's room where you belong
SOM FINNA
dates girl once
SO EF IS
just once
SOM FINNA
purchases $500 anime figurine
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
falls in love on a horse themed Chinese cartoon forum
HOL UP
comes clean about previous 3 false identities, this is the real me
EF IS
shut up Simon
SOM FINNA
wonders where the time went
EFCHAN IS
2011 was 6 years ago
SOM FINNA
deus vults externally
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
brings up politics constantly
U SAYIN EF IS
practices throat singing
SOM FINNA
Oh hey, efchan is still up? Oh shit whaddup?

 No.388717

File: t5sqd5odfqps.gif (810.91 KB, 200x177, o0npkj7s6lfk.gif)


 No.388719

File: mi8fv1p9kr9c.jpg (25.76 KB, 170x170, 1423334263562.jpg)

>>388714
>>388714
>invents alter ego to appear more cool

Who told you about my super hero career?

 No.388724

File: zpnn77olc3k0.jpg (147.32 KB, 1448x968, 1460929543523.jpg)

>>388714
You forgot
>posts edits of Glaceon sipping on a freezie.

 No.388727

File: ji5tqf96z668.jpg (17.8 KB, 500x373, 1487205405918.jpg)

Efchan?
Here?
Now?
W-what are you saying so suddenly?

 No.388730

File: f2oq68b5s3cw.jpg (36.96 KB, 595x623, 1488475383211.jpg)

>>388724
They're called slushies you Yankeedoodlefaggot.

 No.388734

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 No.388735

File: b1c8lqqnaxhc.jpg (61.21 KB, 500x667, FB_IMG_1488656299110.jpg)

+1 for slushie

 No.388736

>>388714
Also read that in Chaptor's voice

 No.388737

File: 5hkdglfxncw0.jpg (108.8 KB, 759x960, FB_IMG_1488482226428.jpg)

what does Chaptor's voice sounds like again?
I imagine either George Takei or James Earl Jones

 No.388749

>>388730
Is called a freezie you mapleslurpingfaggot.

 No.388750

File: hkruxh1amvb4.png (82.11 KB, 320x353, 1482958823325.png)

>>388736
>>388737
Stop reading things in my voice.

 No.388753

>>388737
Chaptor sounds like Drebin.

 No.388840

>>388753
no i dont

 No.388841

File: xgyf430cos1s.jpg (50.88 KB, 600x744, Kyle_Hyde_by_zerotozune.jpg)

>>388753
He sounds like Drebin's monkey

 No.388842

>>388841
no I dont

 No.388843

File: swiacua614ow.jpg (50.88 KB, 600x744, Kyle_Hyde_by_zerotozune.jpg)

>>388841
He sounds like Drebin's monkey's soda.

 No.388844

File: eaga09m0we80.jpg (91.26 KB, 610x610, 1466399217433.jpg)

>>388843
no I dont

 No.388997

File: 39f7q0nulgn4.png (620.61 KB, 1280x720, Fluttershy_looking_up_at_t….png)




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