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 No.388310[Last 50 Posts]


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>To lazy to drive or walk or take the bus to supermarket
>Call an Uber
>Car rides up and it's dirty as hell covered in bird shit
>Lmao okay
>Open the back door and get slammed by the stench of rotting apple vinegar and burning garbage
>The driver looks back and asks "are you okay? Come on, get in."
>I peer deep into his soul, pause for 3 second, recoil and close the door
>"Go clean your car, dude, your shit reeks of death"
>Get yelled out about how I'll be blacklisted

In the end I never got my yogurt.


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I currently have a relationship with a girl where we know it's only until school is done, it's fairly unhealthy, we fight a lot, and the sex is mediocre at best.

I've been spending most of my time now at her apartment, spending the night and having my toiletries here as well because I'm usually spending the nights here now.

3 more weeks, we go our separate ways and life continues normally til the next coming chapter.


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Wow that sounds like a well thought out and good thing to do.

Way to aim above the norm there Ben.


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I want to be single again


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Now if only there was a simple fucking solution to this problem.


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Easier to wait out the three weeks.

Plus it's nicer here. More quiet and peaceful.


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Don't fuck it up.


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No promises, what's the best scotch you got tonight? Something with a little bit of a rich flavor to it.


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Nigga you don't know the difference between a cider and a beer, don't be bringing that shit to my bar.


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I was the only person on the bus today

it felt like being the first kid on a carpool route, when the driver's kid is sick so you're the only passenger


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>FNaF framed picture

Cute, tbqh.
And your carpet isn't so dirty anymore either.


>not dirty


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>it's been raining for fucking ever now


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>this place still lives


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>I still exist in this universe


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>my soul has yet to be projected into vallhalla because this place is still alive


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>I am fucking bored


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I said "isn't so"



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[random threatening nip noises]


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it snowed like 6 inches last night
it was pretty much spring until then


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Maybe you are turning steril.


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I want to make a restaurant where I cook my food in acid without heat.


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I mean you can make a seafood restaurant that only specializes in making ceviche recipes. That's the closest I can think of when it comes to "cooking" something without a direct flame. If you're using shrimp that is. Otherwise it's a soggy salad.


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We could make a whole pig in acid, and then serve it with raw salad.


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Gotta add a good slogan.
"If the food doesn't kill you, all food is free!"


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>When you struggle for 30 minutes with a pair of new jeans and finally get them on


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You're gonna have that lower body for the rest of your life.


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Ass too thicc


Seems to me if it takes more than 30 seconds to put on a pair of pants, you've bought the wrong size pants


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These hips don't lie.

Ah, you think so. But if one is to understand the great fashion, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of the comfies. If you wish to become a complete and stylish dresser you must embrace… A larger view of the fashion.

Find the jeans that contour your form, and you too can know true power.

In other news just came back from a haircut, I feel pretty good.


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I mean I'm white as fuck so it sure as shit ain't catching on anything else.


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Shark carcass and chocolate have to go somewhere, huh?


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Cider is fermented apples
Beer is only good if you hand it to me because I know you won't let me drink garbage.


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Hips, stomach, face.

Only squats can save us.


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Buy some Yuengling if you want beer. It's the best beer at the price.

God speed, big assed horse.


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There are worse things.


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There are, yes.


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Like wondering if this candybar is lying to you. 50g my ass this has to be like 50gx2


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>50g candy

What's the point then.


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To satisfy your crippling addiction to cocoa. Weighted it, it's 50g. I see it, but I don't believe it.


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Have at it then.


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I already ate two!


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>Fussing about 100g to begin with


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That's 500kcal meaning 1\3 of my ideal daily intake.


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>1500 calories



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Wonder why they let a twelve year old with aviators there.


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our holy father's flare, the star child was born.




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>drama everywhere today
>broke up with girl
So much for ending it on a positive note.
Oh well.


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n-no way. what kinda domino ripple butterfly effect showed up…?


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Saying on social media that she's shit.
Fireworks the next day.



Hey you and me both. I lost a good friend over stupid shit.
all you gotta do is move on


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>letters not here yet
Endless suffering

But hey bright side. If I didnt get accepted today would have been a way worse day than the rest of the week to find out because today sucked ass.


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>12 page paper due tonight


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>work things out
>back together
Hm, this is what's it like to actually work things out instead of leaving it be


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What's your opinion on Chivas Regal?


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It's shit.


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Should've just dropped her. Though I know you don't care what I think.


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Agreed, it has too much of a sour taste.


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>tell boxing club I can't continue
>"ok we'll only take 60 dollars out next month cause contract"
>takes out full amount again
I regret this boxing thing financially


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Why stop? Weren't you having fun?


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From what I can tell he doesn't have the wallet to continue.


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He's contracted. Either way he's going to take it up the butt unless he pays the closure fee.


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He did pay the closure fee. And they then proceeded to bill him the full cost instead of the smaller cost of cancellation.


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No time, no money

finals are coming up
lots of applications to apply for as well as interviews and open houses.
school work is piling up (not from lack of doing them, but school time is nearly up)
need to study

so no time, and it's a financial waste to pay for something I'm not doing.


waiting outside best buy for the Nintendo Switch.
roommate is buying one


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Finally, exam over. My first work-free weekend in a month.

Cheese cake to celebrate. One down, three to go.


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Good job, Doc.


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Good cheesecake, Det.


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Been a while since I made one.


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This one is passion fruit, yellow middle, red topping. Just the right sweet, just the right sour. It is among the best cream cake I've had in years. I mean, I wanted it to taste of cheese but I'll take it!


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Savor it.


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I am. Every single calorie is worth it.

Now to plan this eventful weekend:
Sit around staring into the ceiling for at least 6 hours.
Play at least 6 dota games.
Get two new weapon types in XCOM.
Watch 10 more episodes of Half In The Bag.

Fridaayyy night afternoooooon..!


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Boss gave me the day off. So less money next week.


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That, my dear, is the wrong kind of thinking. Your boss gave you the day off and now you have long-weekend.


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Whoopty fucking doo.


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Did you know there's a24\7 livestream of kittens?
Did you know there's over 10 hours of footage from Best Of The Worst?
Did you know Arrival is a movie that exists?
Did you know that they sell cheese cake?
Did you know that Star Wars: Republic Commando is still a good game?
Did you know that fishing season is starting up?

NO IRONY IN YOUR WHOOPTY! This is some real fucking doo.


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I only enjoy kittens for a few minutes and only in person.
Didn't care.
I live next to a private lake, and can fish whenever I wish.


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Then you have no excuse to not go fish up a delicious slice of cake and play videogames on it while listening to a bunch of dudes laughing about movies.


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Don't wanna.


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1v1 me irl nerd i get to pik weapon u use knife i use atomic bomb

ye toth so


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Don't Belka yourself.


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Don't Booncha yourself.


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Don't eat Vietnamese food?


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I live in Norway, the most exotic things I've seen are Chinese and Turkish.


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Don't know what the hell a Booncha is, then.


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It's a fresh meme so fresh no one has even had one yet. But trust me, Booncha will get up there one day.


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>walking home with friend
>he says he's gonna take Capitol Bikeshare the rest of the way
>my hands have actually just healed enough that I can use a bike for the first time in a year
>check the map
>i can take it within two blocks of my house
>well I'm using this thing forever now
Literally have just been biking absolutely everywhere today, it's great.


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>Has fun of bike for a week
>Every bone in body is now broken


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I played the new Zelda for like 20 minutes and had to go home.
I spent the first few minutes hitting the item button to watch link reach for a weapon that wasn't there and grunt like an idiot.
I was laughing really hard for some reason.
he runs like an idiot too.


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>group project requires us to know each other's personality types
>two INFJs
>ISTP (me)


Is this an alt right website?


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Just a bunch of memes and nerds.


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>sitting here applying for airlines and watching all the frontier videos in one sitting that we were suppose to do over the course of the school time since the beginning
>girl is suppose to be doing this with me
>sits next to me playing pokemon go and browsing the internet
>"there's an abra somewhere, I'm going to go get it"
>sit here with the video paused, continue doing what I'm suppose to be doing while blogging on a board that is still here in 2017


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So glad you two got back together.


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It's fine. I complain more than I praise honestly.


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I believe it.


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All girls do is take money and stop you from video games and weed.


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now to avoid breaking tradition
>she decided to look ahead on her own laptop and skim the videos
>"my friend said you could just read the description and make a paragraph out of that"
>I feel like I'm the only one with some resolve to actually sit here, watch the videos, write down what I should, and actually do the work.


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I'm aware of that. But if I felt like it was going to hold me back, I'd remove myself from the situation.


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>Isekai story
>typical high school kid with a crush on a girl, a goofball friend and a widowed mom
>the Japanese Truck of Isekai comes after him
>when the kid is about to get run over, his mom (jeans, sweater, glasses, ponytail) pushes him out of the way and gets isekaied instead

>the mom is the MC

>the world is fantasy but with no hard numbers on levels and skills, people just choose a class and get better at whatever they do

>she chooses to be a healer, but bonks people so much over the head with her staff (in combat, or as a joke when disciplining others) that she ends up becoming an armored, staff-weilding paladin toward the end of the first season
>she adopts people in trouble into her "family", healing them with magic and home-made soup (and she thinks the soup is more effective than the magic)
>she leaves behind a devastating trail of happiness by donating tons of money to orphanages and even setting up her own NGO, which is pretty much her guild except their main job is to earn money to buy slaves so they can free them, among other non-profit activities
>at the end, she leads an army of several thousands to defeat the Demon Queen, an evil woman who´s pretty much the opposite of the mom

>with the Demon Queen defeated, the mom and her original guild get reverse-Isekaied into the real world

>they appear in the mom´s living room, around the kid
>elves, dwarves, knights, wizards and magical creatures

>the story ends with the mom trying to find the words to explain to her son that the nine feet tall dragon-headed dude is his new Dad

/a/ has some damn good stories sometimes.


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went biking.
bike needed adjustment so I turned back
some old guy was stuck in the intersection near my house in an old Ford Galaxie.
sort of helped him out.
I won two tickets to a play at work, now my dad is demanding from the other side of the world that I take this girl on a date


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>berkeley anti trump/pro trump demonstrations
antifa manlets everywhere kek


antifa maced himself haha


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I found a lovely chocolate ice cream at the store, yoghurt ice cream specifically. 100kcal per 100ml.
Then I read on the side it's ecological yoghurt.
Now I'm conflicted about eating it.


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I want to do absolutely nothing today.


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So you're NOT going to the store to pick up some cookies?


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I already have chocolate chip and triple chocolate cookie dough.


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I put Oreo's in the dough before I bake them.


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It's good.


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check out my niece's sick vape build


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>having wonderful dream
>swimming in an ocean of orange soda
>wake up
>realize it was just a Fanta-sea


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Does anyone have any objections to me banning him for this?



I object


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Yes, ban simon first.


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lookin pretty fresh boys


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I just want to see the penta.


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Logic class is over, and the class that replaces it lets me wake up at 11. Is this heaven?

Oh, come on, Pop. It's not like he's juicing.


>wind gusts in Sundance
>110 mph


S-she needs a nebulizer? What the hell….


It's just some medication for some infection.
She's pretty much fine


Oh thank goodness. Poor baby.

So cute. Would play peekaboo with.


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>Get home
>Get on computer
>No connection
>Look at router
>Red light
>Use phone to get online, schedule appointment of tech monkey after I reset router and troubleshoot everything myself
>Get up to get food and install MGS1-4 on PS3
>Come back
>All green

Guess I scared it.


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Puns are definitely bannable


My nieces are the cutest


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Your face is bannable


Why do they wear the masks?


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Lotta loyalty for a hired babysitter

>get to work

>immediately move 1300 pounds of flour
And I'm burned out already


Was it a single 1300 pound bag of flour or 1300 one-pound bags of flour?


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around 50 twenty five pound bags


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Time to interview for Gojet airlines today


Niiiiice, good luck landing the job.

You're looking a little like Millhouse with the raised brow, but it's okey


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You look great, Ben.

Good luck!


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>hey mord can you cover my shift


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Good luck.


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>girl gets flu
>make her chicken noodle soup and mashed potatoes
>laying beside and tending to her tonight
This is a nice feeling.


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Who gives a shit.

How'd the interview go.


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Pretty good. It seems like the guy really liked me.
I'm still waiting for a response from
Virgin America
and Alaska Air


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Still hopeful on that roommate shit?


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Hopeful, but would rather go through my top options for airlines first before trying to push myself into a high seniority state


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Yes yes, this place sucks.


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Less about it sucking, and more so about it being such a popular place for flight attendants that it's a pain in the ass to get a job down there because all the airlines are ORL based and made specifically for ORL.


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Ah, I see. We'll see if fate's throwing it's hand into the fray then.


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But if an airline I go with ever takes me down there, I'll be sure to visit


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No airport bars.


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Can't drink 12 hours before going on reserve. Pain in my ass….


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Poor thing.


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Come to brazil SLC


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>bro in law might set me up on a date
>mom wants me to take a neighbor on a date
>coworker told other coworker she'd set us up on a date (dunno if srs)
well fug mate this is my dating life now


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I've saved myself for the original Aliens and know this might be garbage.


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>Raspeballer with bacon and sausage
Now this is what I call fast food.


In other news
>Go to new postal place
>Old lady is teaching young girl the ropes
>Get my stuff after some delay, amongst of which a box containing a bottle of vodka
>Ask if I can open if I can open it on the spot and hand them the packaging
>Sure thang
>Try to open
>Wow it's tough
>Look to the lottery stand, grab the small pen
>Try to saw
>Try to leverage
>Sound of tape snapping? No, sound of pen breaking.
>In a sleight of hand as inconspicious as 20 year KGB agent slip it under wrist glove
>Seamlessly push forward into tape to open and simulatenously pushing pen into wrist
>Ask for scissors, get job done, thank and leave.
>Walk 20 metres
>Behind corner
>Slide pen into trash can
>That was close, I almost embarrassed myself in public


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>girl: "It's illegal to get my tubes tied unless I have 2 or 3 kids and I'm over 30"
>me: "what? That's bullshit"
>girl: it's true, look it up!"
>me: it says everywhere that it's not illegal once they're at the age of consent, it's just not recommended by a lot of doctors and they feel uncomfortable with that type of surgery for someone so young."
>girl: Omg ben you just don't respect women

You're giving me a hard time wanting to at this point


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Damn dude over 30? Good taste.


>Going to PAX East
>Day I'm not going is the day I could have taken a picture with Yoko Taro and his 2B cosplayer

This will haunt me until I'm on my death bed


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Got out of work late because I was talking about cars with a co-worker.
kid knows his stuff


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Sounds like a bright one there, Ben.


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Marik, or Marik?


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The hamburger?


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Time to die of space radiation, hehe uve ben trikd


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This Guy huh? Damn shame. Better luck next time, my man.


>female lead of favorite anime
>best daughterfu (tied with Morgan) in FE:A (also two of the female Robin voices)
>same voice actress


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Two less wisdom teeth and anaesthesia is wearing out. This is where the fun begins.



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I got an interview with Frontier airlines now! I'm getting CHOICES here


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You can get jobs with those?


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My brother took a couple of those but he still has a few years of nurse education.

I don't believe they stand very well on their own but rather to further some bas education.


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>turn laptop on
>sounds like a jet engine at full throttle
It was weird. I almost missed a meeting because the fan would be too loud for Skype


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Weaponized autism strikes again


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Started first week of January, 5 days a week, 7 hours a day, I have roommates that go there, I have lots of homework and job related responsibilities because it's a program for a certification to become a travel and tourism professional. This program gets me way ahead of the curb of your average Joe with no prior experience and readies me for my future to become a flight attendant. It also features cruise, travel agencies,and career development.


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"Deluxe Dessert Cherries" in a glass jar. Delicious. Very delicious. They didn't take the seed out.


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Well yeah, once you're hired then other people want your business.


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>Belkin published all 6 of my articles
>now immortalised on the net
Wasn't able to sneak in dank memes but good god this is gonna help me build some gud cred


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>accidentally super liked a girl on tinder
>she sent a message
tinder is too hard to use. I literally tapped on the screen twice. I had a different kind of tap in mind calm down tinder
businesses are like women


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Bruh it's not a mistake it's fate!


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This other girl has tattoos.
Thot confirmed


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It's actually depressing going through my '09 year book and seeing people I used to have in class before I graduated.

I want to die.


>go through old yearbook
>see self
>burn year book


>See year book
>Burn school


>see school
>burn duckcum


>Try to talk to augury
>Get burnt
>wow rude


>not wanting a tough, strong gf with cool tattoos who could kick your ass if she wanted

what are you, gay


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nah she's just a thot and a normie.


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Got the flat win just when I thought I'd surely be screwed. I am not a clever pony, just a lucky one.


Is that chocolate?


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What game is that?


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>got out of work late
>slept in until 11
>work is now sooner than it would have been if I didn't sleep in


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Tak. It's an area control game of trying to connect to sides of the board with your pieces, the gimmick being that stacks of pieces can unfurl across the board to potentially make up to the entire road you need at once.
It has a big indie scene with people woodworking their own pieces and boards. There's finally an official set sold now, though, so I just bought that.
I would like to make my own just for the heck of it at some point.


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>Chocolate based boardgame
10\10 best game I ever done did saw.


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Pic taken immediately before eating it.
10/10 delicious.


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Amazing, white chocolate that is made to look like wood to such a degree that there are wood rings on the surface.


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These choccies are stale but delicious.


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It would be good if people could trade problems. Because people always seem to have great solutions for other peoples problems but not their own.


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>46.1 average mpg while delivering pizza last night
bretty gud


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>50.1 mpg on 115 mile trip
not bad my dudicles


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>accidental tinder match
>"So… Can I ask you a question?"


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I want to be a villain.

Someone to hate. I don't know why.


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Because you are butthurt?


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Didn't you already experience that after you drunkenly chased away the people you were creeping on?


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>get back from spring break
>computer has been on for ten days
I hate Microsoft


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Plenty of people dislike you as is.


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I don't know how, but I messed up making a Cup Noodles.

I used leftover tea with vinegar mistaking it for water.
…Minty Cup Noodles tbh.


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>Unable to cook


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What do you mean unable, Tracy?

I haven't bought groceries lately. So I'm just being a lazybird.


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>>Not cooking


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Okay, fine I'll play your game, bully bullet.
I'm meal prepping fish… RIGHT. NOW.


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>>>>Not real meat


Why don't lesbians ever cook?



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Tracy is always been difficult on me.



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That's a true statement you total mongoloid. Reeeeee.


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You started it with ">implying"


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>phone interview with Frontier
>lady really liked me
>she went out of her way to schedule me before my training with Gojet so they had the opportunity to see me in a face to face interview
>flying out to Denver on the 27th
>extreme excitement and stress over it
I love how this anxiety has been getting me to bust my ass.


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I can win if I say nothing.

Or just being a very responsible person it helping. A lot of people would be shutting down,


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You crave the attention too much to stop.


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Successful. I smell like dirty socks.


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No. It was the opposite. The alcoholism wasn't just people I said creepy things to.

I barely remember making an image for Solana. Me and Sky were doing a play-through on later Saint's Row games but my dumb ass kept passing out on him.

I tried to play Borderlands 2 with Awdrii, it went no where.

That's on top of whatever shit I had to wake up the next day not remembering for being hard in the booze. It wasn't exclusively /ef/.

It's more about something I've considered on and off through the years. That's it.

I honestly don't blame them. I'm not a shining example of humanity.


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>new Havok album came in the mail today

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