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File: f5bm4100i1hc.jpg (56.13 KB, 516x351, world's fair.jpg)

 No.388310[Last 50 Posts]

 No.388314

File: joso98khz56o.png (705.22 KB, 989x1200, __reiuji_utsuho_touhou_dra….png)

>To lazy to drive or walk or take the bus to supermarket
>Call an Uber
>Car rides up and it's dirty as hell covered in bird shit
>Lmao okay
>Open the back door and get slammed by the stench of rotting apple vinegar and burning garbage
>The driver looks back and asks "are you okay? Come on, get in."
>I peer deep into his soul, pause for 3 second, recoil and close the door
>"Go clean your car, dude, your shit reeks of death"
>Get yelled out about how I'll be blacklisted

In the end I never got my yogurt.

 No.388326

File: u2ithzn4ml1c.png (279.82 KB, 488x336, Shizuoketsu1.png)

I currently have a relationship with a girl where we know it's only until school is done, it's fairly unhealthy, we fight a lot, and the sex is mediocre at best.

I've been spending most of my time now at her apartment, spending the night and having my toiletries here as well because I'm usually spending the nights here now.

3 more weeks, we go our separate ways and life continues normally til the next coming chapter.

 No.388327

File: t1fb9rnq12ps.png (49.89 KB, 199x234, A30.png)

>>388326
Wow that sounds like a well thought out and good thing to do.

Way to aim above the norm there Ben.

 No.388331

File: xs4yxrtonlds.png (279.82 KB, 488x336, Shizuoketsu1.png)

>>388327
I want to be single again

 No.388332

File: cmwp1yoqkpvk.png (80.74 KB, 231x295, A66.png)

>>388331
Now if only there was a simple fucking solution to this problem.

 No.388336

File: gvn8fhgyo6bk.png (279.82 KB, 488x336, Shizuoketsu1.png)

>>388332
Easier to wait out the three weeks.

Plus it's nicer here. More quiet and peaceful.

 No.388338

File: rdn7oefidl34.png (94.01 KB, 339x272, A64.png)

>>388336
Don't fuck it up.

 No.388352

File: 5hs3uuu2jf5s.png (279.82 KB, 488x336, Shizuoketsu1.png)

>>388338
No promises, what's the best scotch you got tonight? Something with a little bit of a rich flavor to it.

 No.388354

File: nlm106ptyw3k.png (78.69 KB, 269x287, A106.png)

>>388352
Nigga you don't know the difference between a cider and a beer, don't be bringing that shit to my bar.

 No.388359

File: 89erxjrnh8qo.png (1.82 MB, 1367x787, d i e t c o k e e n r o n.png)

>>388314
I was the only person on the bus today

it felt like being the first kid on a carpool route, when the driver's kid is sick so you're the only passenger

 No.388364

File: k2i5k74ap8n4.jpg (7.18 MB, 5312x2988, 20170227_195141.jpg)


 No.388365

File: 8q138byu0rgg.png (68.36 KB, 300x230, Okuu Gen (322).png)

>>388364
>FNaF framed picture

Cute, tbqh.
And your carpet isn't so dirty anymore either.

 No.388366

>>388365
>not dirty
>imblying

 No.388367

File: 7wa3do5qjx4w.png (257.05 KB, 768x688, 1487945808821.png)

>it's been raining for fucking ever now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRcJX-A3e9s

 No.388368

File: 9me7j467kkg0.png (257.05 KB, 768x688, 1487945808821.png)

>this place still lives

 No.388369

File: hkfjfvok56v4.png (257.05 KB, 768x688, 1487945808821.png)

>I still exist in this universe

 No.388370

File: sb44rdti5f5s.png (257.05 KB, 768x688, 1487945808821.png)

>my soul has yet to be projected into vallhalla because this place is still alive

 No.388371

File: q3ymxrl5pj40.png (257.05 KB, 768x688, 1487945808821.png)

>I am fucking bored

 No.388372

File: n80rezg7bv9c.png (257.05 KB, 768x688, 1487945808821.png)

>benis

 No.388373

File: bbip7p0niwow.png (257.05 KB, 768x688, 1487945808821.png)

>yeah
>benis
>lol
>:DDDDD

 No.388374

File: ei9y29gnfcao.png (50.77 KB, 428x380, 1469702070355.png)

>>388366
I said "isn't so"

>>388373
Halt

 No.388375

File: zz04cn1xv5ds.jpeg (270.65 KB, 942x942, 1488017302481.jpeg)


 No.388376

File: yxlals5m0tmo.gif (7.6 KB, 290x194, 1473753554423.gif)

>>388375
[random threatening nip noises]

 No.388377

File: wmnv71cz56o0.png (1.16 MB, 781x827, 3bf5q0ms1wao.png)

>>388367
it snowed like 6 inches last night
it was pretty much spring until then

 No.388381

File: lyfnrg5gyk1s.png (596.94 KB, 1280x720, Fluttershy_\-But_why-\-_S1….png)

>>388326
Maybe you are turning steril.

 No.388384

File: 6osbf63bfs74.jpg (473.48 KB, 1765x1621, Food - Penis basket.jpg)

I want to make a restaurant where I cook my food in acid without heat.

 No.388385

File: n5wzwi4n0dmo.jpg (23.41 KB, 472x472, __fujiwara_no_mokou_and_ka….jpg)

>>388384
I mean you can make a seafood restaurant that only specializes in making ceviche recipes. That's the closest I can think of when it comes to "cooking" something without a direct flame. If you're using shrimp that is. Otherwise it's a soggy salad.

 No.388386

File: qvxfz3r4d43k.jpg (397.92 KB, 800x800, 80's - Now that's fab.jpg)

>>388385
We could make a whole pig in acid, and then serve it with raw salad.

 No.388387

File: cr30cyt892ww.png (199.18 KB, 500x500, __imaizumi_kagerou_touhou_….png)

>>388386
Gotta add a good slogan.
"If the food doesn't kill you, all food is free!"

 No.388388

File: nnhc9wz2ndhc.png (63.06 KB, 800x640, with delicious intent.png)


 No.388389

File: dud9gj1kn4e8.png (149.16 KB, 445x429, qopdmgg8l4bhzb4.png)

>When you struggle for 30 minutes with a pair of new jeans and finally get them on

 No.388390

File: 67bnjz634oao.png (458.64 KB, 1280x720, Fluttershy_looking_at_Rari….png)

>>388389
Careful.
You're gonna have that lower body for the rest of your life.

 No.388391

File: h053ilsiwkcg.png (114.73 KB, 447x272, A107.png)

>>388389
Ass too thicc

 No.388392

>>388389
Seems to me if it takes more than 30 seconds to put on a pair of pants, you've bought the wrong size pants

 No.388398

File: 64fizj7awao0.jpeg (51.54 KB, 695x800, Dress - 10-10 eryday.jpeg)

>>388391
These hips don't lie.

>>388392
Ah, you think so. But if one is to understand the great fashion, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of the comfies. If you wish to become a complete and stylish dresser you must embrace… A larger view of the fashion.

Find the jeans that contour your form, and you too can know true power.



In other news just came back from a haircut, I feel pretty good.

 No.388400

File: kvyq4by1p7nk.png (78.95 KB, 297x275, A101.png)

>>388398
>Hips

Doubt.

 No.388402

File: w3h4uxn1l7uo.png (182.51 KB, 500x500, Rarity 106n.png)

>>388400
I mean I'm white as fuck so it sure as shit ain't catching on anything else.

 No.388403

File: m8vybppc9log.png (42.65 KB, 222x206, A27.png)

>>388402
Shark carcass and chocolate have to go somewhere, huh?

 No.388404

File: ezbfnnt0pj40.jpg (77.42 KB, 480x465, fd2f165920a04a9b6b0fcf77ff….jpg)

>>388354
Cider is fermented apples
Beer is only good if you hand it to me because I know you won't let me drink garbage.

 No.388405

File: rolir35y0ydc.png (171.1 KB, 1000x600, Rarity 1gbaa.png)

>>388403
Hips, stomach, face.

Only squats can save us.

 No.388406

File: omfrg32t96gw.png (85.36 KB, 366x236, A63.png)

>>388404
Buy some Yuengling if you want beer. It's the best beer at the price.

>>388405
God speed, big assed horse.

 No.388407

File: vyf057d2z30g.png (261.71 KB, 910x630, Verb WO - Now even ponies ….png)

>>388406
There are worse things.

 No.388408

File: 8soq2q4konwg.png (145.9 KB, 735x302, A11.png)

>>388407
There are, yes.

 No.388409

File: oey8brnpdg5c.png (2.26 MB, 3400x2750, Food - My every day.png)

>>388408
Like wondering if this candybar is lying to you. 50g my ass this has to be like 50gx2

 No.388410

File: wjww5nagr7cw.png (125.44 KB, 329x319, A95.png)

>>388409
>50g candy

What's the point then.

 No.388411

File: 76v4nc71xs00.png (264.73 KB, 1100x793, Food - Every day is an ete….png)

>>388410
To satisfy your crippling addiction to cocoa. Weighted it, it's 50g. I see it, but I don't believe it.

 No.388412

File: v7kpmvzxrf28.png (387.32 KB, 491x649, A59.png)

>>388411
Have at it then.

 No.388413

File: wxtg43f0l0jk.png (199.02 KB, 837x955, Rarity 1ceb.png)

>>388412
I already ate two!

 No.388414

File: 2p334snq6i68.png (145.9 KB, 735x302, A11.png)

>>388413
>Fussing about 100g to begin with

 No.388423

File: wwuog3cnnke8.png (111.17 KB, 450x588, Food - You can not prove a….png)

>>388414
That's 500kcal meaning 1\3 of my ideal daily intake.

 No.388424

File: 2gwqesz1k8v4.png (143.54 KB, 733x258, A13.png)

>>388423
>1500 calories

Heresy.

 No.388425

File: 4cgome1fplz4.png (102.79 KB, 230x215, Response - Perfectionism i….png)

>>388424
Sacrifice.

 No.388426

File: o9xgnhdld1j4.png (206.28 KB, 482x444, A111.png)


 No.388443

File: b2kbbgwwrnr4.jpg (169.78 KB, 1706x960, FB_IMG_1488323820095.jpg)

Ayyyy

 No.388445

File: fzw7rdh9pc00.png (42.65 KB, 222x206, A27.png)

>>388443
Wonder why they let a twelve year old with aviators there.

 No.388450

File: fq6bsobj9slc.jpg (59.91 KB, 244x238, b2kbbgwwrnr4.jpg)

>>388443
our holy father's flare, the star child was born.

 No.388464

>>388450
Ayyyyy

 No.388474

File: yhlvi4wbnqps.gif (536.89 KB, 500x281, tumblr_njk7fgFoZ81s4s960o1….gif)

>drama everywhere today
>broke up with girl
So much for ending it on a positive note.
Oh well.

 No.388476

File: vnvr0gu0r8jk.png (539.96 KB, 782x782, Okuu SD (47).png)

>>388474
n-no way. what kinda domino ripple butterfly effect showed up…?

 No.388477

File: wnsg5npu8a9s.jpg (19.95 KB, 600x337, CdDxqjZW8AAYReh.jpg)

>>388474
Saying on social media that she's shit.
Fireworks the next day.

hmmm

 No.388485

>>388474
Hey you and me both. I lost a good friend over stupid shit.
all you gotta do is move on

 No.388496

File: 8og7yy08gp6o.png (324.3 KB, 634x857, 1488323199819.png)


 No.388499

File: qy0zmywttjb4.jpg (793.1 KB, 1200x800, tumblr_ny3l6o2MER1qkddfjo4….jpg)

>letters not here yet
Endless suffering

But hey bright side. If I didnt get accepted today would have been a way worse day than the rest of the week to find out because today sucked ass.

 No.388500

File: slns7n144c1s.jpg (171.44 KB, 1479x1080, kissmecat (13).jpg)

>12 page paper due tonight

 No.388514

File: 6wf2ph2pv5hc.png (279.82 KB, 488x336, Shizuoketsu1.png)

>>388485
>>388477
>>388476
>work things out
>back together
Hm, this is what's it like to actually work things out instead of leaving it be

 No.388515

File: d3mjf2o14ruo.png (242.54 KB, 739x343, A23.png)


 No.388516

File: ma04f0veuww0.png (279.82 KB, 488x336, Shizuoketsu1.png)

>>388515
What's your opinion on Chivas Regal?

 No.388517

File: qitwulg6mbk0.png (86.34 KB, 348x270, A31.png)

>>388516
It's shit.

 No.388518

File: a070yqv6trls.jpg (76.95 KB, 721x697, 1394311881730.jpg)

benis

 No.388521

File: 3cjv131mx9c0.jpg (45.35 KB, 853x480, 1487941730056.jpg)

>>388514
Should've just dropped her. Though I know you don't care what I think.

 No.388526

File: xywaszmx7oqo.jpg (77.42 KB, 480x465, fd2f165920a04a9b6b0fcf77ff….jpg)

>>388517
Agreed, it has too much of a sour taste.

 No.388527

File: fp6de200c268.png (145.38 KB, 1024x1003, fluttershy_by_echoes111-d6….png)


 No.388565

File: o0pn0dudvwn4.png (114.73 KB, 447x272, A107.png)

>>388526
Alright.

 No.388570

File: 573pahlfahts.png (279.82 KB, 488x336, Shizuoketsu1.png)

>tell boxing club I can't continue
>"ok we'll only take 60 dollars out next month cause contract"
>takes out full amount again
I regret this boxing thing financially

 No.388578

File: 3u2nhzvnkncw.png (56.91 KB, 257x297, das.png)

>>388570
Why stop? Weren't you having fun?

 No.388579

File: 9k7ajjoo3hc0.png (78.95 KB, 297x275, A101.png)

>>388578
From what I can tell he doesn't have the wallet to continue.

 No.388582

File: 4agvs0nj4lhc.jpg (41.2 KB, 338x378, 1482419958142.jpg)

>>388579
He's contracted. Either way he's going to take it up the butt unless he pays the closure fee.

 No.388584

File: pe91am2fog00.png (130.79 KB, 451x220, A58.png)

>>388582
He did pay the closure fee. And they then proceeded to bill him the full cost instead of the smaller cost of cancellation.

 No.388585

File: 7xgogh2krce8.jpg (77.42 KB, 480x465, fd2f165920a04a9b6b0fcf77ff….jpg)

>>388578
No time, no money

finals are coming up
lots of applications to apply for as well as interviews and open houses.
school work is piling up (not from lack of doing them, but school time is nearly up)
need to study

so no time, and it's a financial waste to pay for something I'm not doing.

 No.388610

waiting outside best buy for the Nintendo Switch.
roommate is buying one

 No.388614

File: az2adm7u7qww.png (309.96 KB, 800x700, Rarity 117k.png)

Finally, exam over. My first work-free weekend in a month.

Cheese cake to celebrate. One down, three to go.

 No.388615

File: e9p8399wxam8.png (173.92 KB, 382x419, A43.png)

>>388614
Good job, Doc.

 No.388616

File: 67rhhn3pqxvk.png (224.6 KB, 800x700, Rarity 136u.png)

>>388615
Good cheesecake, Det.

 No.388617

File: q9x54j2a5jwg.png (97.09 KB, 191x403, A88.png)

>>388616
Been a while since I made one.

 No.388618

File: bz2ictalscg0.png (380.31 KB, 1600x2127, Rarity 1tsm.png)

>>388617
This one is passion fruit, yellow middle, red topping. Just the right sweet, just the right sour. It is among the best cream cake I've had in years. I mean, I wanted it to taste of cheese but I'll take it!

 No.388619

File: 7cpq05no4b5s.png (582.14 KB, 448x1294, A10.png)

>>388618
Savor it.

 No.388620

File: 5xhem54qn1fk.jpg (17.73 KB, 444x501, Food - Nom nom nom I thoug….jpg)

>>388619
I am. Every single calorie is worth it.

Now to plan this eventful weekend:
Sit around staring into the ceiling for at least 6 hours.
Play at least 6 dota games.
Get two new weapon types in XCOM.
Watch 10 more episodes of Half In The Bag.

Fridaayyy night afternoooooon..!

 No.388621

File: locnahi3nmrk.png (141.48 KB, 336x374, A51.png)

>>388620
Boss gave me the day off. So less money next week.

 No.388622

File: ibb3s0cj8bnk.png (274.25 KB, 700x700, Rarity 90d.png)

>>388621
That, my dear, is the wrong kind of thinking. Your boss gave you the day off and now you have long-weekend.

 No.388623

File: 1y7o9imk2ru8.png (56.57 KB, 328x203, A104.png)

>>388622
Whoopty fucking doo.

 No.388624

File: ft47a1gw7x1c.png (187.19 KB, 900x1000, Rararo.png)

>>388623
Did you know there's a24\7 livestream of kittens?
Did you know there's over 10 hours of footage from Best Of The Worst?
Did you know Arrival is a movie that exists?
Did you know that they sell cheese cake?
Did you know that Star Wars: Republic Commando is still a good game?
Did you know that fishing season is starting up?

NO IRONY IN YOUR WHOOPTY! This is some real fucking doo.

 No.388625

File: x0vzmlfkgtmo.png (57.35 KB, 239x262, A109.png)

>>388624
I only enjoy kittens for a few minutes and only in person.
Yes.
Didn't care.
Yes.
Yes.
I live next to a private lake, and can fish whenever I wish.

 No.388626

File: 4qr8gjudt8g0.gif (73.15 KB, 998x846, 1446946784076.gif)

>>388625
Then you have no excuse to not go fish up a delicious slice of cake and play videogames on it while listening to a bunch of dudes laughing about movies.

 No.388627

File: n1d2axzgcjy8.png (49.89 KB, 199x234, A30.png)

>>388626
Don't wanna.

 No.388628

File: o0npkj7s6lfk.gif (810.91 KB, 200x177, buezuap1ef40.gif)

>>388627
1v1 me irl nerd i get to pik weapon u use knife i use atomic bomb

ye toth so

 No.388629

File: 989jj25mbnr4.png (206.28 KB, 482x444, A111.png)

>>388628
Don't Belka yourself.

 No.388630

File: kpblswkvp1c0.png (131.21 KB, 249x247, ymr5p96iix34.png)

>>388629
Don't Booncha yourself.

 No.388632

File: gb8z8aor77k0.png (173.92 KB, 382x419, A43.png)

>>388630
Don't eat Vietnamese food?

 No.388633

File: tdta2yjhhfy8.png (7.99 KB, 435x338, 1457517782858.png)

>>388632
I live in Norway, the most exotic things I've seen are Chinese and Turkish.

 No.388634

File: n20m637i2mtc.png (45.15 KB, 215x230, A68.png)

>>388633
Don't know what the hell a Booncha is, then.

 No.388636

File: i4mvz1nj1m2o.gif (41.15 KB, 600x450, s2itqnd68d1c.gif)

>>388634
It's a fresh meme so fresh no one has even had one yet. But trust me, Booncha will get up there one day.

 No.388637

File: vj7jpu7qpzi8.png (44.11 KB, 231x211, A17.png)


 No.388644

File: cxgb3oouuvb4.gif (88.61 KB, 600x450, 6raxat8tpy0w.gif)


 No.388645

File: w3omjs74afb4.jpg (16.58 KB, 198x190, 01.jpg)

>walking home with friend
>he says he's gonna take Capitol Bikeshare the rest of the way
>my hands have actually just healed enough that I can use a bike for the first time in a year
>check the map
>i can take it within two blocks of my house
>well I'm using this thing forever now
Literally have just been biking absolutely everywhere today, it's great.

 No.388646

File: 3znk8ebs64u8.png (457.78 KB, 722x784, lfokgk38x728.png)

>>388645
>Has fun of bike for a week
>Every bone in body is now broken

 No.388650

File: 2akczs1h7s74.jpg (27.62 KB, 540x540, FB_IMG_1488486363075.jpg)

I played the new Zelda for like 20 minutes and had to go home.
I spent the first few minutes hitting the item button to watch link reach for a weapon that wasn't there and grunt like an idiot.
I was laughing really hard for some reason.
he runs like an idiot too.

 No.388658

File: yv7vjcfgsh6o.jpg (34.5 KB, 480x360, 13eaf22b0a20_sf_3.jpg)

>group project requires us to know each other's personality types
>ENTP
>two INFJs
>ISFJ
>ISTP (me)
fun

 No.388671

Is this an alt right website?

 No.388672

File: 48fyzhqxpy9s.jpg (391.13 KB, 1360x1920, 1482492473740.jpg)

>>388671
No?
Just a bunch of memes and nerds.

 No.388720

File: z63ls7xe3ym8.gif (3.08 MB, 900x495, cho_screaming_internally.gif)

>sitting here applying for airlines and watching all the frontier videos in one sitting that we were suppose to do over the course of the school time since the beginning
>girl is suppose to be doing this with me
>sits next to me playing pokemon go and browsing the internet
>"there's an abra somewhere, I'm going to go get it"
>sit here with the video paused, continue doing what I'm suppose to be doing while blogging on a board that is still here in 2017

 No.388721

File: v0xnptubts00.png (143.54 KB, 733x258, A13.png)

>>388720
So glad you two got back together.

 No.388722

File: jrgssg3nk3k0.jpg (77.42 KB, 480x465, fd2f165920a04a9b6b0fcf77ff….jpg)

>>388721
It's fine. I complain more than I praise honestly.

 No.388723

File: 5vc8m7e1qow0.png (114.73 KB, 447x272, A107.png)

>>388722
I believe it.

 No.388725

File: d1tyzeznu8lc.gif (1.77 MB, 418x313, 1486361882184.gif)

>>388722
All girls do is take money and stop you from video games and weed.

 No.388726

File: j0niik5jiccg.png (279.82 KB, 488x336, Shizuoketsu1.png)

>>388723
now to avoid breaking tradition
>she decided to look ahead on her own laptop and skim the videos
>"my friend said you could just read the description and make a paragraph out of that"
>I feel like I'm the only one with some resolve to actually sit here, watch the videos, write down what I should, and actually do the work.

 No.388728

File: caq5scc101s0.png (45.15 KB, 215x230, A68.png)


 No.388733

File: jreup6vrys5c.jpg (77.42 KB, 480x465, fd2f165920a04a9b6b0fcf77ff….jpg)

>>388732
I'm aware of that. But if I felt like it was going to hold me back, I'd remove myself from the situation.

 No.388739

File: 58uckeae6i68.png (314.68 KB, 423x384, 1487245796538.png)

>Isekai story
>typical high school kid with a crush on a girl, a goofball friend and a widowed mom
>the Japanese Truck of Isekai comes after him
>when the kid is about to get run over, his mom (jeans, sweater, glasses, ponytail) pushes him out of the way and gets isekaied instead

>the mom is the MC


>the world is fantasy but with no hard numbers on levels and skills, people just choose a class and get better at whatever they do

>she chooses to be a healer, but bonks people so much over the head with her staff (in combat, or as a joke when disciplining others) that she ends up becoming an armored, staff-weilding paladin toward the end of the first season
>she adopts people in trouble into her "family", healing them with magic and home-made soup (and she thinks the soup is more effective than the magic)
>she leaves behind a devastating trail of happiness by donating tons of money to orphanages and even setting up her own NGO, which is pretty much her guild except their main job is to earn money to buy slaves so they can free them, among other non-profit activities
>at the end, she leads an army of several thousands to defeat the Demon Queen, an evil woman who´s pretty much the opposite of the mom

>with the Demon Queen defeated, the mom and her original guild get reverse-Isekaied into the real world

>they appear in the mom´s living room, around the kid
>elves, dwarves, knights, wizards and magical creatures

>the story ends with the mom trying to find the words to explain to her son that the nine feet tall dragon-headed dude is his new Dad


/a/ has some damn good stories sometimes.

 No.388740

File: hd2sr16l4ni8.jpg (35.78 KB, 525x447, FB_IMG_1488585875919.jpg)

went biking.
bike needed adjustment so I turned back
some old guy was stuck in the intersection near my house in an old Ford Galaxie.
sort of helped him out.
meh.
I won two tickets to a play at work, now my dad is demanding from the other side of the world that I take this girl on a date

 No.388743

File: hrr5wmxi6gow.png (725.21 KB, 837x380, lil nigga.png)

>berkeley anti trump/pro trump demonstrations
antifa manlets everywhere kek

 No.388746

antifa maced himself haha

 No.388793

File: 76n44b71gc1s.png (777.93 KB, 838x460, lil nigga 2.png)


 No.388818

File: oehrz3kyewhs.png (1.93 MB, 1200x1300, Food - It's a great moistu….png)

I found a lovely chocolate ice cream at the store, yoghurt ice cream specifically. 100kcal per 100ml.
Then I read on the side it's ecological yoghurt.
Now I'm conflicted about eating it.

 No.388831

File: b8z8mutgmxhc.png (18.46 KB, 104x186, rk1.png)

I want to do absolutely nothing today.

 No.388832

File: cvv9b4exlips.png (106.35 KB, 400x400, Rarity 1er.png)

>>388831
So you're NOT going to the store to pick up some cookies?

 No.388833

File: d1cpkzcwvnk0.png (1.03 MB, 599x1031, 0644280a90451bc839b9991f1c….png)

>>388832
I already have chocolate chip and triple chocolate cookie dough.

 No.388834

File: mps95du4sc1s.png (194.8 KB, 829x682, Food - The hunt.png)


 No.388835

File: nrly836ez1fk.png (45.34 KB, 268x197, rk24.png)

>>388834
Sure.

I put Oreo's in the dough before I bake them.

 No.388836

File: 7d8s0k3un2m8.png (343.23 KB, 700x700, heavy breathing.png)


 No.388837

File: 3pin8hls5tfk.gif (64.17 KB, 600x600, comic_mgs_012.gif)

>>388836
It's good.

 No.388858

File: wdhqw71w0pog.jpg (Spoiler Image, 729.71 KB, 2358x2221, 20170305_163909~2.jpg)

check out my niece's sick vape build

 No.388861

File: a8n4fh3o6jnk.gif (17.58 KB, 95x100, brotodile.gif)

>having wonderful dream
>swimming in an ocean of orange soda
>wake up
>realize it was just a Fanta-sea

 No.388862

File: t0tk0cdt5g5c.png (11.13 KB, 400x400, 0e8ee6d34cd6f435e54f7ad5ba….png)

>>388861
Does anyone have any objections to me banning him for this?

 No.388863


 No.388864

>>388862
I object

 No.388865

File: 4a78hacvf1ds.gif (1.98 MB, 500x280, 1486897565710.gif)

>>388861
>
>>388862
Yes, ban simon first.

 No.388866

File: 7gku94ptamf4.jpg (629.46 KB, 2314x1647, 20170303_153006~2.jpg)

lookin pretty fresh boys

 No.388867

File: 8lz3ct8636o0.png (507.18 KB, 3000x3163, post-1184-0-75050700-13308….png)

>>388865
I just want to see the penta.

 No.388868

File: zfeupt9a9tkw.png (59.72 KB, 327x380, Response bw - Rarity disco….png)

Logic class is over, and the class that replaces it lets me wake up at 11. Is this heaven?

>>388861
>>388862
Oh, come on, Pop. It's not like he's juicing.

 No.388871

>wind gusts in Sundance
>110 mph
FFFFFUUUUUGGGGGG

 No.388872

>>388858
S-she needs a nebulizer? What the hell….

 No.388873

>>388872
It's just some medication for some infection.
She's pretty much fine

 No.388874

>>388873
Oh thank goodness. Poor baby.

So cute. Would play peekaboo with.

 No.388875

File: kg0c1b5mq9s0.png (28.73 KB, 190x160, rk30.png)

>Get home
>Relax
>Get on computer
>No connection
>Look at router
>Red light
>Use phone to get online, schedule appointment of tech monkey after I reset router and troubleshoot everything myself
>Get up to get food and install MGS1-4 on PS3
>Come back
>All green

Guess I scared it.

 No.388876

File: wzsrg4077ksg.jpg (25.07 KB, 604x340, 9EC-EB6noNM.jpg)

>>388862
Puns are definitely bannable

 No.388877

>>388874
My nieces are the cutest

 No.388878

File: brdp9d2syscg.png (283.48 KB, 375x451, absolutely disgusting.png)

>>388876
Your face is bannable

 No.388890

>>388877
Why do they wear the masks?

 No.388895

File: eyutiy15ugao.png (613.59 KB, 1214x1381, Patricia_Wagon.png)

>>388890
Lotta loyalty for a hired babysitter

>get to work

>immediately move 1300 pounds of flour
And I'm burned out already

 No.388930

>>388895
Was it a single 1300 pound bag of flour or 1300 one-pound bags of flour?

 No.388931

File: crt2mjlk6qkg.jpg (91.29 KB, 768x1024, 1488826556939m.jpg)

>>388930
around 50 twenty five pound bags

 No.388935

File: a3q9wpp20s1s.jpg (62.58 KB, 640x480, WIN_20170308_06_41_47_Pro.jpg)

Time to interview for Gojet airlines today

 No.388936

>>388935
Niiiiice, good luck landing the job.

You're looking a little like Millhouse with the raised brow, but it's okey

 No.388937

File: wfopyyo5u2o0.png (183.92 KB, 900x855, Fluttershy_excited_by_fehl….png)

>>388935
You look great, Ben.

Good luck!

 No.388945

File: ly5bie4pcsg0.jpg (52.63 KB, 197x190, Comfy_guy.jpg)

>nowimminzday
>hey mord can you cover my shift
>no

 No.388947

File: denviwdbrlds.jpg (89.36 KB, 520x553, 39051e54b5e5f7d032514ea99e….jpg)

>>388935
Good luck.

 No.388948

File: 5a18jcamhsow.png (1.25 MB, 1366x768, Shizuo_Heiwajima008.png)

>girl gets flu
>make her chicken noodle soup and mashed potatoes
>laying beside and tending to her tonight
This is a nice feeling.

 No.388949

File: 7wytmy97et8g.png (87.07 KB, 354x366, rk.png)

>>388948
Who gives a shit.

How'd the interview go.

 No.388950

File: 83ces2mso60w.png (279.82 KB, 488x336, Shizuoketsu1.png)

>>388949
Pretty good. It seems like the guy really liked me.
I'm still waiting for a response from
Frontier
Virgin America
and Alaska Air

 No.388952

File: ska8u6e79hxc.jpg (135.8 KB, 520x473, ed49de8a0be53e1f1d0febc754….jpg)

>>388950
Still hopeful on that roommate shit?

 No.388954

File: 1wrufdx4s4bk.png (279.82 KB, 488x336, Shizuoketsu1.png)

>>388952
Hopeful, but would rather go through my top options for airlines first before trying to push myself into a high seniority state

 No.388955

File: 8mh6hke8xvcw.png (28.53 KB, 209x171, rk31.png)

>>388954
Yes yes, this place sucks.

 No.388956

File: gks1vm2nnklc.png (279.82 KB, 488x336, Shizuoketsu1.png)

>>388955
Less about it sucking, and more so about it being such a popular place for flight attendants that it's a pain in the ass to get a job down there because all the airlines are ORL based and made specifically for ORL.

 No.388957

File: mnd2t7pxogsg.png (95.51 KB, 578x195, rk13.png)

>>388956
Ah, I see. We'll see if fate's throwing it's hand into the fray then.

 No.388959

File: 4cl1oz37rvnk.jpg (77.42 KB, 480x465, fd2f165920a04a9b6b0fcf77ff….jpg)

>>388957
But if an airline I go with ever takes me down there, I'll be sure to visit

 No.388960

File: h1z780jhvaps.png (28.73 KB, 190x160, rk30.png)

>>388959
No airport bars.

 No.388961

File: 2rw74lwlb3uo.jpg (77.42 KB, 480x465, fd2f165920a04a9b6b0fcf77ff….jpg)

>>388960
Can't drink 12 hours before going on reserve. Pain in my ass….

 No.388962

File: c0d4x7c8ynsw.png (87.56 KB, 538x190, rk5.png)

>>388961
Poor thing.

 No.388988

File: 4qqha7ji1nsw.gif (405 KB, 243x180, 1487991298036.gif)

>>388959
Come to brazil SLC

 No.388989

File: me9ytp2evvnk.jpg (46.81 KB, 350x440, 1487299323021.jpg)

>bro in law might set me up on a date
>mom wants me to take a neighbor on a date
>coworker told other coworker she'd set us up on a date (dunno if srs)
well fug mate this is my dating life now

 No.388994

File: o1a71o5itszk.jpg (1.09 MB, 3808x2880, 1185442__safe_oc_oc only_f….jpg)

>>388496
I've saved myself for the original Aliens and know this might be garbage.

 No.388998

File: tanrgsq051c0.jpg (398.96 KB, 1600x1600, Verb - She's the best kitt….jpg)

>Raspeballer with bacon and sausage
Now this is what I call fast food.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raspeball

In other news
>Go to new postal place
>Old lady is teaching young girl the ropes
>Get my stuff after some delay, amongst of which a box containing a bottle of vodka
>Ask if I can open if I can open it on the spot and hand them the packaging
>Sure thang
>Try to open
>Wow it's tough
>Look to the lottery stand, grab the small pen
>Try to saw
>Fail
>Try to leverage
>Sound of tape snapping? No, sound of pen breaking.
>In a sleight of hand as inconspicious as 20 year KGB agent slip it under wrist glove
>Seamlessly push forward into tape to open and simulatenously pushing pen into wrist
>Ask for scissors, get job done, thank and leave.
>Walk 20 metres
>Behind corner
>Slide pen into trash can
>That was close, I almost embarrassed myself in public

 No.389001

File: aotq0cwkb9j4.png (440.38 KB, 641x481, headache.png)

>girl: "It's illegal to get my tubes tied unless I have 2 or 3 kids and I'm over 30"
>me: "what? That's bullshit"
>girl: it's true, look it up!"
>me: it says everywhere that it's not illegal once they're at the age of consent, it's just not recommended by a lot of doctors and they feel uncomfortable with that type of surgery for someone so young."
>girl: Omg ben you just don't respect women

You're giving me a hard time wanting to at this point

 No.389002

File: y5psgduklkow.png (172.71 KB, 329x442, 1488931960026.png)

>>389001
Damn dude over 30? Good taste.

 No.389003

>Going to PAX East
>Day I'm not going is the day I could have taken a picture with Yoko Taro and his 2B cosplayer

This will haunt me until I'm on my death bed

 No.389005

File: s4gsg13ubn5s.jpg (70.14 KB, 667x1000, oFmnanV.jpg)

Got out of work late because I was talking about cars with a co-worker.
kid knows his stuff

 No.389016

File: 7eckumaxth8g.png (46.11 KB, 278x193, rk8.png)

>>389001
Sounds like a bright one there, Ben.

 No.389018

File: gikfi25vb85c.jpg (307.61 KB, 600x750, ed61f5e0aa208d2cdae3a7ffd4….jpg)

GUESS WHO JUST GOT A JOB AND BECAME A FLIGHT ATTENDANT?! THIS GUY!!

 No.389019

>>389018
Marik, or Marik?

 No.389020

File: azj7f9nxpla8.jpg (21.58 KB, 564x316, fa4c505fcd54ed4283731e408c….jpg)


 No.389021

File: lcwh4i4tn8xs.jpg (131.31 KB, 470x710, f3dc1fe6e35e5c2d2bef601839….jpg)

>>389020
The hamburger?

 No.389022

File: gar978fq35s0.png (299.31 KB, 600x594, f3a.png)


 No.389023

>>389018
Time to die of space radiation, hehe uve ben trikd

 No.389024

File: 7jwj7rpurshs.jpg (195.46 KB, 1280x1280, 1450813847615.jpg)

>>389018
This Guy huh? Damn shame. Better luck next time, my man.

 No.389051

>female lead of favorite anime
>best daughterfu (tied with Morgan) in FE:A (also two of the female Robin voices)
>same voice actress
Nice

 No.389053

File: fflor1gyjta8.png (149.16 KB, 445x429, qopdmgg8l4bhzb4.png)

Two less wisdom teeth and anaesthesia is wearing out. This is where the fun begins.

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/df/Pain_respawn_10.mp3

 No.389058

File: yw7wnkzt3kzk.jpg (307.61 KB, 600x750, ed61f5e0aa208d2cdae3a7ffd4….jpg)

I got an interview with Frontier airlines now! I'm getting CHOICES here

 No.389063

File: nv10g5pnnlz4.png (372.08 KB, 1280x720, A_confused_Fluttershy_S4E1….png)

>>389061
You can get jobs with those?

 No.389065

File: kwiebcz89k3k.png (565.85 KB, 1024x807, fluttershy_by_aymint-d6tqc….png)

>>389064
My brother took a couple of those but he still has a few years of nurse education.

I don't believe they stand very well on their own but rather to further some bas education.

 No.389066

File: 9ubb658d4qo0.jpg (111.07 KB, 764x423, 1489170214354.jpg)

>turn laptop on
>sounds like a jet engine at full throttle
It was weird. I almost missed a meeting because the fan would be too loud for Skype

 No.389069

File: nt9t4mlxmy9s.jpg (113.06 KB, 633x1454, FB_IMG_1489176999918.jpg)

Weaponized autism strikes again

 No.389070

File: 6m8r3nar816o.jpg (307.61 KB, 600x750, ed61f5e0aa208d2cdae3a7ffd4….jpg)

>>389061
Started first week of January, 5 days a week, 7 hours a day, I have roommates that go there, I have lots of homework and job related responsibilities because it's a program for a certification to become a travel and tourism professional. This program gets me way ahead of the curb of your average Joe with no prior experience and readies me for my future to become a flight attendant. It also features cruise, travel agencies,and career development.

 No.389071

File: 1kzl3gbzn2xs.jpg (505.09 KB, 1000x1000, Beret - Why would you draw….jpg)

"Deluxe Dessert Cherries" in a glass jar. Delicious. Very delicious. They didn't take the seed out.

 No.389077

File: b53bdy8b83r4.png (28.53 KB, 209x171, rk31.png)

>>389058
Well yeah, once you're hired then other people want your business.

 No.389083

File: rwd9gjmqwgzk.jpg (139.35 KB, 520x894, 0dcb3a82466daaea86d9ebba2f….jpg)

>Belkin published all 6 of my articles
>now immortalised on the net
Wasn't able to sneak in dank memes but good god this is gonna help me build some gud cred

 No.389108

File: ur2zwjosw2rk.gif (2.01 MB, 200x150, 1486793602026.gif)

>accidentally super liked a girl on tinder
>she sent a message
tinder is too hard to use. I literally tapped on the screen twice. I had a different kind of tap in mind calm down tinder
>>389077
businesses are like women

 No.389109

File: tdazhsodn9c0.png (130.15 KB, 341x326, 1487354242524.png)

I DID IT AGAIN.
WHY DO I EVEN USE THIS STUPID APP

 No.389110

>>389109
Bruh it's not a mistake it's fate!

 No.389112

File: p602fea6regw.jpg (77.27 KB, 588x801, FB_IMG_1488654652843.jpg)

>>389110
This other girl has tattoos.
Thot confirmed

 No.389113

File: kjmi8xs522gw.png (2.47 MB, 2048x2048, 302659__safe_solo_crying_o….png)

It's actually depressing going through my '09 year book and seeing people I used to have in class before I graduated.

I want to die.

 No.389114

>>389113
>go through old yearbook
>see self
>burn year book

 No.389115

>>389114
>See year book
>Burn school

 No.389116

>>389115
>see school
>burn duckcum

 No.389120

>>389116
>Try to talk to augury
>Get burnt
>wow rude

 No.389121

>>389112
>not wanting a tough, strong gf with cool tattoos who could kick your ass if she wanted

what are you, gay

 No.389125

File: fga26ld70jy8.jpg (194.24 KB, 1024x894, 1489190581307m.jpg)

>>389121
nah she's just a thot and a normie.

 No.389127

File: bwr6ho7nyxvk.jpg (3.06 MB, 4128x2322, 20170310_160733.jpg)

Got the flat win just when I thought I'd surely be screwed. I am not a clever pony, just a lucky one.

 No.389129

>>389127
Is that chocolate?

 No.389130

File: iwweqxfz2adc.jpg (15.58 KB, 186x299, juubey-58279.jpg)

>>389127
What game is that?

 No.389137

File: jsqiwqgabsao.png (613.59 KB, 1214x1381, Patricia_Wagon.png)

>got out of work late
>slept in until 11
>work is now sooner than it would have been if I didn't sleep in

 No.389142

File: o9woszvjka9s.jpg (64.41 KB, 324x485, 01a.jpg)

>>389129
Yes.

>>389130
Tak. It's an area control game of trying to connect to sides of the board with your pieces, the gimmick being that stacks of pieces can unfurl across the board to potentially make up to the entire road you need at once.
It has a big indie scene with people woodworking their own pieces and boards. There's finally an official set sold now, though, so I just bought that.
I would like to make my own just for the heck of it at some point.

 No.389143

File: tp9kqt3b02kg.jpg (43.43 KB, 715x561, cat goes bwua.jpg)

>>389142
>Chocolate based boardgame
10\10 best game I ever done did saw.

 No.389145

File: aenlndtu2p6o.jpg (3.03 MB, 4128x2322, 20170311_184141.jpg)

>>389143
Pic taken immediately before eating it.
10/10 delicious.

 No.389146

File: hvzarfxmw3k0.jpg (6.46 KB, 184x184, a700067476a2caefb52ff87afc….jpg)

>>389145
Amazing, white chocolate that is made to look like wood to such a degree that there are wood rings on the surface.

 No.389149

File: k4dw8fe2faps.gif (40.54 KB, 250x250, sy1hwyqoskcg.gif)

>>389145
>>389146
These choccies are stale but delicious.

 No.389152

File: 2koag084a9mo.jpg (85.74 KB, 680x618, 2eb~2.jpg)


 No.389153

File: sr2vva0s8kjk.png (157.54 KB, 435x360, uqhbr50vle68.png)

It would be good if people could trade problems. Because people always seem to have great solutions for other peoples problems but not their own.

 No.389176

File: twautg056rk0.jpg (109.38 KB, 700x900, Nice man _2d18d0959744d7fe….jpg)

>46.1 average mpg while delivering pizza last night
bretty gud

 No.389185

File: r3ulfwxqq8lc.jpg (70.14 KB, 667x1000, oFmnanV.jpg)

>50.1 mpg on 115 mile trip
not bad my dudicles

 No.389186

File: lps8l0ap5fr4.jpg (10.97 KB, 480x360, 1487733997956.jpg)

>accidental tinder match
>"So… Can I ask you a question?"

 No.389189

File: sluxysenbu2o.png (109.4 KB, 331x367, scar.png)

I want to be a villain.

Someone to hate. I don't know why.

 No.389190

File: eelhrgm1kz5s.png (200.41 KB, 1024x1147, Fluttershy_Artwork_5.png)

>>389189
Because you are butthurt?

 No.389193

File: 2z7uxjlynbpc.jpg (50.91 KB, 540x876, alcoholism.jpg)

>>389189
Didn't you already experience that after you drunkenly chased away the people you were creeping on?

 No.389202

File: 73jpjnzxun7k.png (613.59 KB, 1214x1381, Patricia_Wagon.png)

>get back from spring break
>computer has been on for ten days
I hate Microsoft

 No.389203

File: 9dloe7f6pjwg.png (18.46 KB, 104x186, rk1.png)

>>389189
Plenty of people dislike you as is.

 No.389204

File: l5emk189e3gg.png (57.02 KB, 302x168, Okuu Gen (494).png)

I don't know how, but I messed up making a Cup Noodles.

I used leftover tea with vinegar mistaking it for water.
…Minty Cup Noodles tbh.

 No.389207

File: tzzs141mfnr4.gif (41.83 KB, 171x199, did i say it was meant to ….gif)

>>389204
>Unable to cook

 No.389208

File: rta8k8eqoq2o.png (106.76 KB, 213x337, Okuu Gen (511).png)

>>389207
What do you mean unable, Tracy?

I haven't bought groceries lately. So I'm just being a lazybird.

 No.389209

File: 411syrybgri8.gif (41.83 KB, 171x199, did i say it was meant to ….gif)

>>389208
>>Not cooking

 No.389212

File: 8it2kdama0e8.png (115.8 KB, 463x428, Okuu Gen (47).png)

>>389209
Okay, fine I'll play your game, bully bullet.
I'm meal prepping fish… RIGHT. NOW.

 No.389213

File: 24d0f9d4pzsw.gif (323.24 KB, 192x256, tumblr_inline_n4m9u5Gz0j1r….gif)

>>389212
>>>Fish
>>>>Not real meat

 No.389214

Why don't lesbians ever cook?

Because they always eat out(USER WAS LOCKED IN A DUNGEON IN THE PLACE THEY WERE BANISHED TO FOR THIS PUN)

 No.389215

File: j8ybq4oh629s.png (231.67 KB, 312x381, Screenshot_3.png)

>>389213
Tracy is always been difficult on me.

>>389214
??????????????????????????????????

 No.389216

File: 5y8cpleca8ao.gif (323.24 KB, 192x256, tumblr_inline_n4m9u5Gz0j1r….gif)

>>389215
>>>>>Implying

 No.389217

File: ytu6vnnb1zb4.png (494.06 KB, 1200x1172, 1482684901628.png)

>>389216
That's a true statement you total mongoloid. Reeeeee.

 No.389218

File: 9ss0wej0zx8g.gif (323.24 KB, 192x256, tumblr_inline_n4m9u5Gz0j1r….gif)

>>389217
>>>>>>Memeing

 No.389219

File: gfmpcafmro5c.jpg (94.95 KB, 710x1002, CxjNdnCUcAA-8ft.jpg)

>>389218
You started it with ">implying"

 No.389220

File: tyfixm24s074.gif (323.24 KB, 192x256, tumblr_inline_n4m9u5Gz0j1r….gif)

>>389219
>>>>>>>Quoting

 No.389221

File: 3kl4es2uszuo.png (121.95 KB, 407x311, Untitled.png)

>phone interview with Frontier
>lady really liked me
>she went out of her way to schedule me before my training with Gojet so they had the opportunity to see me in a face to face interview
>flying out to Denver on the 27th
>extreme excitement and stress over it
I love how this anxiety has been getting me to bust my ass.

 No.389222

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>>389220
I can win if I say nothing.

>>389221
Or just being a very responsible person it helping. A lot of people would be shutting down,

 No.389224

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>>389222
You crave the attention too much to stop.

 No.389225

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>>389224
NOT FROM YOU

 No.389226

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>>389225
'k

>/filtered

 No.389227

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Successful. I smell like dirty socks.

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 No.389267

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>>389193
No. It was the opposite. The alcoholism wasn't just people I said creepy things to.

I barely remember making an image for Solana. Me and Sky were doing a play-through on later Saint's Row games but my dumb ass kept passing out on him.

I tried to play Borderlands 2 with Awdrii, it went no where.

That's on top of whatever shit I had to wake up the next day not remembering for being hard in the booze. It wasn't exclusively /ef/.

It's more about something I've considered on and off through the years. That's it.

>>389203
I honestly don't blame them. I'm not a shining example of humanity.

 No.389276

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>new Havok album came in the mail today



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