Thicc thighs usually go with phat butts.
This is the
Delly rapes Machy
Youre really dedicated to us. ❤
This tbh. If you claim to be sentient you immediately receive the rights and responsibilities of sentient creatures. If I was living in a little suburb and the Davissons came and orgied on my lawn then I would be like "I do not want to have sex with these filthy lawn-sexers. I would rather have sex with the Dongsons who do it in the privacy of their own home also they're named dong which is funny."
Keep your monstergirl on a leash if she's more monster than girl.
Thank you great Northern sage.
I will preserve Mach's impregnation virginity intact.
i got your proofs right here
jace can verify this
Domo my compatriots.>>388036
Consider your case closed.
Your goose cooked.
Your butt spanked.
Battle hard fought.
Even Mach follows the Rururururus.
Time to dress in tight leather, hun.
Write in into a doujin. Platinum seller.>>388089
Just me tbqh. Mach should experiment.
Just take a shower and use skin location to hide any aftermath.
We'll use bleach to finish crimescene evidence from the kitchen, livingroom, shower and bedroom.
I'm not very good at guessing names so if someone can go under someone's radar being Anon is accomplishing something, right?
Let's meet half-way
on the shaft
and just give me a kissu. If you don't like it you'll no longer get lewd posts directed at you. It can't be all that bad. You were nearly attracted to me when you thought I was a girl.
Machy if I learn there's someone else I'm going to tear a second fault right through the state and trap your body in lowest pits of Earth's mantle.
Stop being so impossible and give me a kiss.
Yandere is when you would do insane things to be with your partner.>>388111
It's not happening.
So manly… He knows how to take charge when the situation calls for it….
Underestimating Mach only makes me realize I love him even more for who he is.
Efchan! Please share your energy to seduce my beloved!
Yandere is murdering everything except your partner
We play off eachother like light off mirrors don't we?
I just need to attract Machy a little with some treats and spot on my bed.
lol why does this allow me to just submit another vote, that's so stupid
I find it very hard to believe there are this many people on /ef/
Mach's Pikachu can't defeat the MetalGreymon and gets sent to the Shadow Realm.
This is getting increasingly weird and creepy
Homewreckers. You're homewreckers. You've taken my little pet away. How dare you put me into a state of constant worry for him.>>388275>80%
Damn son, why?
He told you.
He needs to care about it.
A lot of us were nuts when we first came here a few years ago.
Really, really, really cared about the ongoings.
Seriously it's getting to the point where I'd completely drop contact. It stopped being cute and started being creepy after a couple days.
It doesn't revolve around Sky Heart? Sky Heart doesn't give a FUCK if it's not all about Sky Heart. Tough guy Sky Heart doesn't give a DAMN. Shieeettttttt boiiiiiiiiii.>>388285
Nah it's cute.
You should give back what isn't yours. I've been eyeing him for years, got the courage to talk to him and now you and some goons come out and tell me to stop? You took him away from me, my sweet pet.>>388286
Sky Heart fansite where?
Too much work.
There's like a million furries that call themselves Sky Heart.
And our Sky Heart is only logged down on Google as using Maki images from Pchan.
Also his 9 inch cock image is plastered on some gay website adverts.
I'm sure to you it looks more cute and funny and less cringy, but do people actually respond positively to this stuff?
"Everfreeforestchan: To You It Probably Looks More Cute And Funny."
Stealing someone's pet is a very serious offense.
He's a precious puppy to me, you're hiding away the only person that calms my panic.
>>388317>The whole last part
Oh, dude, talk about throwing gas into the fire.
Gotta retreat from this coming nuclear exchange. >>388319
Mock me now, but you will realize Mr. Trace Wall is happy with me!
And you're so above everyone, right?>>388317
Oh look, more self aggrandizing bullshit.
Oh hush I'm doing it as we speak.>>388325
God you post nice rarara>>388330
If I can play an online team based real time game, watch a video, eat my food, help family, and browse, I can watch a video and browse.
Surprisingly cocky attitude coming from you.>>388334
I don't mean to come off like I'm propping myself up here.
I'm definitely being a shithead about it, but his "I'm too good for you people" comment was worthy of ridicule and now I'm just going with the flow of the conversation out of curiosity. If it bothers you enough that you want it to stop, just say so and I'll drop it. Like I said before I'm just comfortable enough with the current arrangement that I don't see a need to stop for my own sake, and I obviously don't care if I'm bothering him, that's kind of the goal in the first place, but I do worry I'm bringing other people down by pissing away with him over nothing.
"Yo, listen up, Deleted was like "FUCKING HORNY!" and Mach was like "LMAO ME TOO!" and then shit went to poopy and Deleted was sad because Deleted REALLY likes RP and then didn't get yoghurt much sad, but at least there's always cum."
lyk if u crying every timtams
Oh, no, harp away. I give Mercer and Simon a hard time for shits and giggles, I wouldn't expect anyone to go easy on anyone who says something dumb. I only made the comment as a reference to you yourself.
As long as Ben shuts up about it I don't expect much more to this thread.
Buy me Berserk and Tales of Berseria>>388351
Yeah but my words are better than your words
one day mach will realize that efchan is still here
Sasuga, Papa Pussi.>>388471
Goddamn it Deleted
I want to have sexual relations with the character in the op