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File: yowht3c2tips.jpg (213.66 KB, 1398x1353, 1328853982086.jpg)

 No.385488[Reply]

The fuck you looking at? Keep scrolling.
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 No.385511

I thought that was a snow Lagann for a second

 No.385526

>>385511
it is definitely a face made out of snow

 No.385529

Your small penis, our dads told us to be ashamed of your dick.



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 No.384873[Reply]

Day 2 of Trump's Ordo Expultius

Los Angeles is empty. Will begin rummaging around the ruins of the boneyard for food.
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 No.385513

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>>385510
Topkek
Your descriptions are great.

 No.385514

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>>385510
Yeah, here in Missouri we have to build freshwater lakes just to not be flooded every spring.

 No.385520

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>>385510
Wait, I know! Let's put a bunch of black plastic balls in the water… that'll do the trick!



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 No.384152[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

>User introduces themselves as KMEB, the google executive and part-time computer science teacher, who is a hermaphrodite, but also a female-to-male transsexual and survived getting shot in the heart by the absolutely vicious rednecks of upstate New York, with doctors saying they wouldn't make it over 30 with a bullet in their heart, and has a half-Asian, half-Jewish lawyer and doctor fiancé
>User then rectifies, saying that they lied about being a google exec, a computer science professor, and having an Asian Jew lawyer doctor fiancé, and the fact they got shot in the heart
>They are actually a rocket scientist lesbian redhead
>"Sure, sure," the internet says, "We always have people who lie about their circumstances to make them feel better and fantasize about doing better for themselves, but you are totally a redhead lesbo rocket scientist"
>User rectifies that they are in-fact not a rocket scientist at all, but work at Starbucks
>User adds later that they are not in-fact a redhead lesbian, but a white guy named Kyle

Will there ever be a fictional globalist narrative so perfect after that one?
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 No.384733

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>>384721
As soon as you made this post I was given the message:
"Ha, I knew Hege still posted without a name!"

They were on to you for the past 2 years.

 No.384750

>>384733
I actually haven't posted here in well over a year, maybe two, and decided to check the place out.

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 No.384737[Reply]

What happened to her nose?
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 No.385097

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>>385086
I was already sold and you cannot resell that which is not yours to begin with

 No.385103

>>385097
>theft
>usury
Nigger

 No.385332

>>385097
I'm a really savvy businessman

I can sell you your own pen



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 No.384496[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

>5 people want to come with me to boxing practice
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 No.385229

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>>385185
Did you fucking skip health class? Did you forget how germs spread? Everyone goes through the same door in each class, everyone sits at a computer and uses the keyboard, it's an airborne sickness as well and highly contagious, and you touch all that stuff with your hands. And infecting it all, gee I fucking wonder why that's a barbaric thing to cough in your fucking hands.

 No.385305

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>>385229
Shut up, Ben.

 No.385731

I read "5" and thought that was teh number of replies
it wasn't



 No.385110[Reply]

Koreans were responsible for the Bataan death march
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 No.385157

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 No.385158

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>>385152
West Boro Baptist Church has a few seats available. Will knock the fag right out of you.

 No.385160

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 No.384827[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Why is this place so gay?
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 No.385076

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 No.385093

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>>385074
You stay outta this

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 No.384623[Reply]

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 No.385104

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 No.384398[Reply]

Thats my gas gauge
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 No.384713

>>384664
But it's a liquid so why is it called gas?

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 No.384730

>>384729
What an odd place to run across mention of Herodotus



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 No.384709[Reply]

Everyone else drank the gatorade, Hellscream.

 No.384710

and another one

 No.384711

File: ycc474lphf5s.png (260.97 KB, 597x314, Grommashhellscream.png)

Who serves Gatorade at a party, Gul'Dan!?

 No.384712

File: 25guihm48wow.png (129.93 KB, 476x325, 1462849690431.png)

Reminder rama killed guldan and is a traitor to demon kind.

Behead those who insult sargeras (pbuh)



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 No.384681[Reply]

Just drink the fucking mountain dew, Helscream.
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 No.384685

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>>384684
You're parties are lame and nobody wants to hang out in your ball pit! I am claiming this party for the horde and ordering a bounce castle this instant!

 No.384688

File: pmwq5j5yq51c.jpg (86.49 KB, 1439x899, Gul'dan chuckle.jpg)

>>384685
You're such a party pooper, Hellscream. I'm telling Blackhand.

 No.384692

File: 7f9f6tld8oe8.png (93.64 KB, 300x220, 300px-Guldan-Cinematic.png)

All I ask in return for this immeasurable power is a monthly subscription of 15 dollars a month.



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 No.384592[Reply]

What kind of creature is Tanaka?
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 No.384631

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>>384606
Hopefully the Prisma movie has less schedule slip than the Monogatari movie.

 No.384635

fuck off firesash

 No.384682

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>>384635
>firesash
???



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 No.382691[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

So what kind of relationship experience does /ef/ actually even have? Outside of anal.
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 No.384090

>>384089
maybe he should wear cloths in the shower
what a dumbass

 No.384667

Everyone here called me gay

 No.384674

File: 2yiilltqdbsw.jpg (47.06 KB, 402x402, 1475084605637.jpg)

>>384667
Because you are



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 No.384098[Reply]

Vausten is Hard Gay, makes sense since he is currently in Okinawa right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIYZaax3YzA

 No.384099

File: 80l6wbcsly4g.png (114.02 KB, 512x512, RoMuCqKV.png)

Interesting.

Please tell us more about these thoughts where you put Vausten in gay situations.

 No.384102

>>384098
>>384099
i too would like to hear more of these gay vausten thoughts

 No.384665

Hello



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 No.384560[Reply]

>Be me
>Pretty young and relatively petite princess of Nohr
>Be rudely awaken by two maids and my bishonen onii-chan
>Asks politely to be left alone, it's still night
>The maids use friggin ice magic on my cheeks to wake me up inside
>Fuck, forgot this is Nohr, it always looks like it's night
>Bishonen onii-chan invites me over to the top of the castle tower, says it's important.
>Holy fuck, onii-chan finally noticed me
>Wear my best armor
>Do a super kawaii side ponytail
>Put on my cutest butterfly hairclip
>thiswillbetheday.mp3
>Arrive at the top of the tower
>He's ridding his fuckin horse
>A horse
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 No.384637

>>384614
Is this that waifu bartending game

 No.384640

File: vtzao6nx9wjk.png (9.48 KB, 62x63, cozy_hell.PNG)

>>384637
yeah, its actually really good. got a neat little cyberpunk future story that you see through the eyes of a bartender talking to bar patrons.

 No.384641

I kick vaguely Asian ass with my hookshot and magic parachute



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 No.381774[Reply]

Shut up simon
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 No.381812

>>381803
>Patreon art
>Not porn
fug off

 No.384624

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>>381775
Rest well little guy.

 No.384627

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 No.384616[Reply]

Reminder that Everything Man is a filthy Elf Lover.

 No.384622

File: az02efpbkcg0.png (747.48 KB, 839x464, 035.png)

British put all of his stocks into Mordor.

 No.384626

File: uwk253jchclc.jpg (68.39 KB, 924x512, 1484840517599.jpg)

>There's no way Minas Tirith will hold.

-That stupid fuck Joel.



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 No.384524[Reply]

Ok so Resident Evil 7 is fucking terrifying and stressful as fuck.
I mean fucking jesus.
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 No.384574

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>>384573
Yes, well, it's more or less this day this month.

 No.384575

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>>384574
Happy birthday, Tracer Bullet.

I hope that your day was nice and that you got to spend it with people that you love. Maybe even share some cake with someone.

 No.384576

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>>384575
Shut up, Simon.



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 No.384304[Reply]

what music would you/do you play to plants you were growing?

itt:good music for happy plants

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_n4OEKcMxow
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 No.384357

>>384356
That would be the greatest thing

 No.384362

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 No.384559

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 No.384464[Reply]

Chaptor is a filthy Orc sympathizing species traitor.

"I want to be an orc, my otherkin persona is Rushbum Fartfucker"
-Chaptor circa 1999.
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 No.384467

File: kbepw8jpr75s.jpeg (63.35 KB, 630x432, 1483912267019.jpeg)

FALSE FLAG!
I AM NOT A SPECIES TRAITOR!
I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT ORC PROSTITUTE ON 5TH AVE!
I DO NOT HAVE A PORTRAIT OF ORC HITLER!
LIES AND SLANDER FROM MIKE "DWARF MOLESTER".

 No.384479

File: v3ohpj8krym8.jpg (22.99 KB, 174x184, Footman_face.jpg)

Chaptor, stop being a goddamn Orc apologist.

 No.384558

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 No.382443[Reply]

a leaf
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 No.384545

File: f84j4giv54ow.png (328.95 KB, 1280x720, Fluttershy_thinking_S4E14.png)

well we're all red on the inside

 No.384547

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 No.384369[Reply]

How is everyone today?
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 No.384495

File: 2ep4h3nqiyow.jpg (243.34 KB, 704x1024, 1485060401630.jpg)

we pushed 16 cars that got stuck in the snow.
doing the Lord's work

 No.384520

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 No.384521

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 No.384136[Reply]

Does anyone still want to ______ the rabbit?
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 No.384482

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>>384481
I literally can't stop ruining things.

 No.384500

>>384482
lik i ruin ur mum vagian lol

 No.384508

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>>384500
I ruin jokes like half this chan ruins boipussy



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 No.384359[Reply]

I'm going to create a betting pool where people bet on how the world comes to an end (Nukes? Global Warming? Meteor Strike?). I will hold on to the money for safe keeping, and after the world ends, everyone who correctly predicted the cause will get a proportional share of the pool.
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 No.384361

File: e3ujzj91f18g.jpg (180.16 KB, 1601x960, 1118400078637.jpg)

It better be a pool of food and ammunition.
Money is only be worth campfire fuel.


If the Asteroid in 2022 actually strikes than those are my bets.
There's also a random chance a gamma ray suddenly hits us.
Economic collapse and subsequent resource wars may do modern society in.
I doubt Humanity has the best possibility to efficiently wipe out 7.5 billion humans out.

 No.384364

Five on alien invasion.

 No.384489

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>>384364
Ocelot_activate_it.mp3



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 No.384387[Reply]

I made a petition because why not.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-space-great-again-send-humans-back-moon-and-beyond

Please vote for it ty. Make America KSP Again.
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 No.384459

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>>384444
Wait a sec…
4444
4 4's
My god we're too late

 No.384461

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>>384459
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 No.384463

>>384453
I mean we are fast tracking ourselves to being just as bad as China. Trump is axing all environmental regulations, because jobs etc. His policy is "if it's a fossil fuel, lets burn it." His energy policy doesn't mention solar, wind, or even nuclear. His policy is 100% fossil fuels. Almost as if he is spiting the environment on purpose.

Yes, China/India are magnitudes worse than we are. But they're not going to stop just because we remove jobs back to our own soil. Plus, they have even less incentive to reduce, because now we're just going to race them to be as horrible for the environment as they are.

I don't think we can recover from the aftereffects of his policy. It was a very tight prospect to begin with, but it is basically sunk now under Trump's policy.



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