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>User introduces themselves as KMEB, the google executive and part-time computer science teacher, who is a hermaphrodite, but also a female-to-male transsexual and survived getting shot in the heart by the absolutely vicious rednecks of upstate New York, with doctors saying they wouldn't make it over 30 with a bullet in their heart, and has a half-Asian, half-Jewish lawyer and doctor fiancé174 posts and 104 image replies omitted. Click View to see all.
>User then rectifies, saying that they lied about being a google exec, a computer science professor, and having an Asian Jew lawyer doctor fiancé, and the fact they got shot in the heart
>They are actually a rocket scientist lesbian redhead
>"Sure, sure," the internet says, "We always have people who lie about their circumstances to make them feel better and fantasize about doing better for themselves, but you are totally a redhead lesbo rocket scientist"
>User rectifies that they are in-fact not a rocket scientist at all, but work at Starbucks
>User adds later that they are not in-fact a redhead lesbian, but a white guy named Kyle
Will there ever be a fictional globalist narrative so perfect after that one?
As soon as you made this post I was given the message:
"Ha, I knew Hege still posted without a name!"
They were on to you for the past 2 years.
I actually haven't posted here in well over a year, maybe two, and decided to check the place out.